Is this a record for a newbie?

3 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster
"How about we go upstairs and scratch your thrush ?"

:shock:

3 Nov 2005

Well I'm sorry Wilbert but your not my type............ but I could always get H out of bed for you :grin:
If I was stoopid enough to wake her up from a deep sleep smile

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
GLAD YOU CAN GIVE IT AND TAKE IT, AFTER ALL LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING THE CRAIC!!!!! ANY ADVICE ON THE CHAT UP LINES THEN?

"My mate wanted to know if you thought I was cute"
"My bed is broken, can I use yours?"
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
OR
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
And the ever popular "You don't sweat much for a fat lass" lol

3 Nov 2005

I like your new ad.... inspirational. :lol2:

3 Nov 2005

true story now.....
I used to carry a card that said:
I'm a silent man that never says much so I was wondering
Were you truly wafted here from paradise or have I died and gone to heaven
Is there any chance of sharing your bed tonight? but please remember
I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.
PS is the answer is no then can I have the card back cos printing is expensive.
I always got the card back but it usually opened up the conversation smile

God I was a smooth talking Bastard when I was younger wasn't I lol

3 Nov 2005

Now we are seeing the craic! nOW LETS SEE YOURS
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too!

3 Nov 2005

wlibert leacock
how did you come up with that name confused

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4 Nov 2005

Now we are seeing the craic! nOW LETS SEE YOURS]
mad

4 Nov 2005

My craic is very fine and shining after what just came out of it!

4 Nov 2005

williebert are you related to leedslad rolleyes

4 Nov 2005

no, aint related to him

4 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
i am sorrie about typing in capitails, how about one of you sit on my knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Wow thats a new one :shock:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by lancyuk
how do you like your eggs in a morning?.

Best comeback...
"Unfertilised" :grin:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
he ain't the only one today, theres been a couple of others as well, but he is the worst

:giveup: I'll wait for my mentor to be appointed before I venture into the unknown world of thread posting again.
redface

4 Nov 2005

Quote by princess pussy
he ain't the only one today, theres been a couple of others as well, but he is the worst

:giveup: I'll wait for my mentor to be appointed before I venture into the unknown world of thread posting again.
redface

Ooohhh Princess...... don't let it put you off, lets face it, it doesn't stop the rest of us lol

:kiss:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
Yoooohooooo Mr L ............
Heeeeeeere's Missy :twisted:
:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

4 Nov 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I tried to find a 'Shining' smilie - but the closest I could get was MrT ...........
And the closest I could find to a smilie with it's head grinning between, was this........
Heeeeeeere's Missy
Impact? Fierce? Same? ............ Not quite! :undecided:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
Heeeeeeere's Missy

:rotflmao:
Sorry hunny, but I just can't take you seriously as a scarey person. kiss

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Heeeeeeere's Missy

:rotflmao:
Sorry hunny, but I just can't take you seriously as a scarey person. kiss

I've been giving her online and interactive lessons!
:twisted: :twisted:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Joined today
5 posts
4 threads started
3 threads locked
He's in LMU!

Are you sure half term was last week????

Lol..... he certainly hit the ground running.................
equi-princess xxx

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
I've been giving her online and interactive lessons!
:twisted: :twisted:

That's right :bounce:
I'm getting there Jags
Soon I'll be able to do tough modding, without apologising profusely afterwards biggrin

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
Heeeeeeere's Missy

:rotflmao:
Sorry hunny, but I just can't take you seriously as a scarey person. kiss

I've been giving her online and interactive lessons!
:twisted: :twisted:
They haven't worked. You're still forty-eleven times scarier than Missy.
(But you don't scare me cos I KNOW! :P )

5 Nov 2005

Just back from the pub - this morining it all seemed so normel - but absolutely bulddy creased up now

Me in an effin carrier bag like I'm scary Jack Nocolson - oh scary me!! :rotflmao:
Soprry, possed .......... pissed even redface

Just tickled me when I rmemembered the thread in the pub tonihght! confused

:uhoh:

Quote by Missy
Heeeeeeere's Missy

Oh bulddy ell!!! :rotflmao: Sorry, going offline now cos afr too pissed surprised

ops:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
Oh bulddy ell!!! Sorry, going offline now cos afr too pissed

That's quite evident.... obviously a good time :thumbup:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
Just back from the pub - this morining it all seemed so normel - but absolutely bulddy creased up now Me in an effin carrier bag like I'm scary Jack Nocolson - oh scary me!! :rotflmao:
Soprry, possed .......... pissed even Just tickled me when I rmemembered the thread in the pub tonihght! :uhoh:
Heeeeeeere's Missy

Oh bulddy ell!!! :rotflmao: Sorry, going offline now cos afr too pissed surprised

ops:
Well, I've just got home from my adventures and, you're right.. it is funny!! lol

:lol: Trouble is I can imagine your actual face popping up and down in the bag which just makes things worse.
As for you Ice.. be worried. Be very worried - your time will come!
wink

:wink:

5 Nov 2005

WHATS ET SHORT FOR???? ANYONE?

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
WHATS ET SHORT FOR???? ANYONE?

Take caps lock off hun
In what context are you looking for about ET
There's Extra Terrestrial (Alien) or do you mean when used as Et al ?
Steph biggrin

Extra Testicle ?

5 Nov 2005

Exceptionally talented............................as in getting posts locked. lol. :shock: :shock:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Gods teeth..... I would have thought it was advisable to lurk a bit and judge the mood before jumping in with all guns blazing.
I expect his chat up line is similar...... "get ur coat, you've pulled" type.

Done the lurking bit, judged the mood, gun is cocked, got my coat at the ready but still havent put it on lol