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he i was on a web cam ite today the onewhere you can spy .well i didnt now whever to laugh or cry .. 4 this chat told her he would love to wipe her ass with white spirits and make sure it was bone dry any without any type of mosture then place a comdom on and fuck her ass till it glow red hot and you could see it burning i though that was bad enough but then he said that what really got hes rocks off was to then spit down on the ass hole and watch her hole twitch and hes spit sizzle away. poor girl i bet some off the females her would love to meet hes kind .....lol
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I wouldn't lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeap its cheaper to spy but you cant ask the girl to do anything .guess im a cheap kind of a guy
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he i was on a web cam ite today the onewhere you can spy .well i didnt now whever to laugh or cry .. 4 this chat told her he would love to wipe her ass with white spirits and make sure it was bone dry any without any type of mosture then place a comdom on and fuck her ass till it glow red hot and you could see it burning i though that was bad enough but then he said that what really got hes rocks off was to then spit down on the ass hole and watch her hole twitch and hes spit sizzle away. poor girl i bet some off the females her would love to meet hes kind .....lol


That bloody Richard Madeley
I hope this was just a joke, as people with these sorts of desires could be capable of anything. What a wierdo!!!
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he i was on a web cam ite today the onewhere you can spy .well i didnt now whever to laugh or cry .. 4 this chat told her he would love to wipe her ass with white spirits and make sure it was bone dry any without any type of mosture then place a comdom on and fuck her ass till it glow red hot and you could see it burning i though that was bad enough but then he said that what really got hes rocks off was to then spit down on the ass hole and watch her hole twitch and hes spit sizzle away. poor girl i bet some off the females her would love to meet hes kind .....lol

wasn't room in there for a two inch paint brush with dirty bristles was there, I've a door to gloss tomorrow and it seems such a waste of white spirit.
Dont do it Dave , it'll ruin the hairs ! Wash them out and dry them straight away or you'll get hairs falling out all over the next skirtin you do .
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Dont do it Dave , it'll ruin the hairs ! Wash them out and dry them straight away or you'll get hairs falling out all over the next skirtin you do .

mrs davej has just pointed out your post to me in a somewhat over eagar manner.....I think she was getting nervous cos she had read the post about filling up a bum with white spirit, realised that my brushes are dirty and that I don't have a paint kettle and was making 2+2 come to 5.
Shes quite right , and you should get a decent kettle for the paint as its essential . Surely the crack of Mrs J's arse would be more suitable for storing filler ?
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Shes quite right , and you should get a decent kettle for the paint as its essential . Surely the crack of Mrs J's arse would be more suitable for storing filler ?

Don't you believe the manufacturers claims, it's all bollocks, nothing can fill a crack that big and stay in place, other than maybe that expanding foam and I don't reckon I could afford that.......
If you wanna borrow a scaffold tower , or some acro props mate givvus a shout . Good luck .
Dave if you need to contract the job out let me know ok?
and i hope mrs dave has a good sense of homour :shock:
BB :twisted:
Just a Q?? What is a paint kettle??
I just use a half a plastic bottle!! (to put the bruses in!!!!!) :shock:
:twisted: Certainly looks like a job for the A team, so we have a scaffold tower, and a team of workmates, Katie was just wondering if she could provide the lube required to keep all of our machinery going???
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Just a Q?? What is a paint kettle??
I just use a half a plastic bottle!! (to put the bruses in!!!!!) :shock:

Ah I tried useing half a plastic bottle, but found that what I poured in, just ran straight out and it was also difficult to get it to stand up unaided, I will probably try it again in the future and perhaps retain the cap to keep the liquid in, but I reckon the bugger will still need to be propped up.
Half a bottle might be imperfect but it's certainly a lot more practical than sticking white spirit up somebodys arse. rolleyes