Is wanting your bum written on crazy?

27 Nov 2003

I have this thing about people writing on my ass. I like it, what do you think?

28 Nov 2003

:shock:
Rather depends on whether you just want an autograph or a full dissertation. Perhaps the extent of the written word would depend on the extent/area/size of your posteriors. There could only be room for an epigram - or perhaps enough for a haiku or sonnet.
Also - the poll does beg the question - what about the medium for inscribing on your nether regions? I'm assuming felt tip - perhaps a ball point might be a little sharp. I have a fountain pen...? :twisted:
Any excuse to promote the written word!
Love Sappho x

28 Nov 2003

Thanks for the comment.
Just initials, signature, drawing etc ideal and permanent marker, don't want to scratch the canvas.
I'm not really into domination or humiliation, just fun. smile

There's an element of humiliation obvoiusly, redface

that makes it exciting, but of course I bare my backside voluntarily. There is also something (semi) permanent, something real out of a fleeting contact. A bit like getting a certificate after finishing a training course, something to say "I was there" for a while after the event until it gets lost in a draw or in my case washed off in the shower.
Talking about it is fun to, and I'm told I have quite a cute butt!

28 Nov 2003

Once knew a bloke that had a pair of lips tatooed on his backside. Use to love standing in night clubs and asking women if they would mind kissing him on the lips, then dropping his trousers.
Funny, don't think he ever managed to pull using that one!
lhk
Kat

28 Nov 2003

Can't understand why !!! confused

Mal

28 Nov 2003

Could this be an instance of the pen being mightier than the sword?

28 Nov 2003

Can I write two W's on your butt cheeks?Then when you bend over it'll say WOW! lol

28 Nov 2003

I just wondered if anyone has seen a 'KILROY WAS HERE' written on any ladies 'bum' confused

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He seems to have been everywhere else. lol

Harry0
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Where the hell did I put my waterproof marker pen. :twisted:

28 Nov 2003

Of course you can bigdaz24, looking forward to it :!:

28 Nov 2003

An appropriate quotation perhaps?
'Once more into the breech, dear friends...'
I'm sure Kat, Will and Jags can up with something interesting!

28 Nov 2003

Ooooh, I like a challenge, Sappho. There must be something appropriate either from or about Bottom in A Midummer Night's Dream. I'll have a look later (don't have the Complete Works with me at the moment!).
Mind you, call me a pedant (and people have!), if memory serves I believe the correct quotation from Henry V (even allowing for the change of spelling) should be:
"Once more unto the breech, once more! Or close up the wall with our English dead!"
But that's only from memory - I wil check later. If I am wrong, Sappho can spank me. Actually, even if I am right, Sappho can spank me :twisted: .
It's like last Friday all over again. Talk about 'deja vu' wink

. That probably warrants another slap!

28 Nov 2003

I do believe you're right, Will redface

. Maybe you should spank me for misquoting the Bard? wink

28 Nov 2003

Sounds like lots of mutual spanking, followed by lots of mutual soothing afterwards!!
Perfect! You realise that I may hold you to that, don't you?
BTW When's the GFZ going to open? I hope they do the BFZ again this week as well - that was a LOT of fun last weekend. :twisted: :twisted:

28 Nov 2003

I think it was actually "And fill the wall up with our English dead"
But what can you expect from a treacherous, low life, scurvy, mangy dog who spends his time in the BFZ.
Oh, hiya Sappho, is that Will spanking you? Can't see him under that hat of his.
lhk
Kat

28 Nov 2003

But what can you expect from a treacherous, low life, scurvy, mangy dog who spends his time in the BFZ.

Like I said, you're only jealous!! You may be right - will check later and report back. Right, now I really AM late.
Where the hell did I put that music case?

28 Nov 2003

Where the hell did I put that music case?

Over there will, on the Sappho shrine, right next to your TESTICLES. rolleyes

*shuffles of muttering about how it shouldn't happen to someone so new and who I had such high hopes for*
lhk
Kat

28 Nov 2003

Over there will, on the Sappho shrine, right next to your TESTICLES.

Miaaooowwwwwww!!!

29 Nov 2003

Just to settle the Henry V quote once and for all:
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
Or close the wall up with our English dead!"
So we were all very close but no-one was quite right. Slaps all round then I think!!!
:twisted: :twisted:

What do you think about writing on my behind?