Recently I was asked at short notice to give a lecture at a local W.I. to fill in for someone who had to cancel.
On arrival I was informed I would be the second to speak that evening. I was invited to take a seat and listen to the first lecturer who was a rather nubile young lady, who I spotted, wasn't wearing a wedding ring.
The subject of her lecture was Men and their ability as Lovers. I listened absolutely fascinated. At the end she asked if there were any questions the audience wished to ask her.
One matronly woman asked, "Is it true that the Frenchmen are the best seducers"? " Oh no" replied the lecturer. "That honour goes to the North American Red Indians, they are fantastic seducers".
Another lady asked, "Is it true that coloured African men are the most well endowed men"? "Far from it", the lecturer replied, " The Greek men are by far, the most well endowed of all men".
During the short break between the lectures this young lady came over and asked me. "Are you the next lecturer", "Yes", I replied, " permit me to introduce myself, I am Tonto Theodopoulis".
Well you have to try, don't you. I won't say how the evening ended but it was very pleasant as far as I was concerned.
Harry0.