Its Because we can

14 Sep 2006

We made a list of all the things we can do: because we can
Get engaged
Elope
Get Married
Have sex
Make love
Adopt 10 children
Live in Iceland
Dig a hole
Knock a shed down
Saw a tree up
paint and decorate
Say I love you
Say 'b********d (lol)
Have piercings
Have tattoos
Have multple orgasms
Get drunk
Sing and dance
Make waves
Go to munches
Go dogging
Go to socials
That'll do. Its great to have a list of things you can do - now we may or may not do some of them (lol) but we definately could if we wanted to :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:
So what can you do .........................................................????????

14 Sep 2006

Errrrr did we agree this list :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
what about shagging didnt we agree we would or could :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Sep 2006

suggest a *can't* list....
then its open-season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LP

14 Sep 2006

Quote by martellnotts
We made a list of all the things we can do: because we can
Get engaged
Elope
Get Married
Have sex
Make love
Adopt 10 children
Live in Iceland
Dig a hole
Knock a shed down
Saw a tree up
paint and decorate
Say I love you
Say 'b********d (lol)
Have piercings
Have tattoos
Have multple orgasms
Get drunk
Sing and dance
Make waves
Go to munches
Go dogging
Go to socials
That'll do. Its great to have a list of things you can do - now we may or may not do some of them (lol) but we definately could if we wanted to :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
So what can you do .........................................................????????

there is something appealing about this suggestion :giggle: bolt

(sorry mate, couldn't help myself, just too perfect an opportunity) wink

14 Sep 2006

I can:
(almost) ride my scooter :smug:
eat too much chocolate
stay up late
work too hard
have sex
change the wheel on my car ( flipa

Meaty )
get married
get divorced confused

have kids
make love
kiss a woman
emigrate
knit
make bad decisions
drive a car
cry
say I love you and mean it
needless to say there's only one of those I haven't yet done rolleyes

14 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can:
(almost) ride my scooter :smug:
eat too much chocolate
stay up late
work too hard
have sex
change the tyre on my car
get married
get divorced
have kids
make love
kiss a woman
emigrate
knit
make bad decisions
drive a car
cry
say I love you and mean it
needless to say there's only one of those I haven't yet done

i know, i know biggrin

you've never changed the tyre on your car, only the wheel & tyre. cos you'd need one of those fancy pnumatic tyre changing machines which cost loads and are quite big so you just take it to the garage and let them change it :smug:
am i right? what do i win :D :D :D

14 Sep 2006

Fucking smart arse rolleyes

14 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fucking smart arse

hope you've lubed it and got into position wink

:giggle:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I can:
(almost) ride my scooter :smug:
eat too much chocolate
stay up late
work too hard
have sex
change the tyre on my car
get married
get divorced
have kids
make love
kiss a woman
emigrate
knit
make bad decisions
drive a car
cry
say I love you and mean it
needless to say there's only one of those I haven't yet done

i know, i know biggrin

you've never changed the tyre on your car, only the wheel & tyre. cos you'd need one of those fancy pnumatic tyre changing machines which cost loads and are quite big so you just take it to the garage and let them change it :smug:
am i right? what do i win :D :D :D
You mean you have never fix a puncher with no more than a hammer, old inner tube, glue and set of tyre leavers. Shame on you.

15 Sep 2006

I can't:
Have a drinkies

Stop being a nerd
Understand irony
Stop sounding blunt or sarcastic
Play Polo (yet)
Paint a picture that's any good
Understand people easily
Stop noticing the tiny details
Stop hearing drum beats in everything
Cope well in really noisey places
Stop being me... but I don't want to because:
I can:
Play many musical instruments
Write songs
Make a bookshelf/table/whatever
Make people laugh (even if I don't mean to)
Look silly and not care
Lose myself for hours when doing something creative

15 Sep 2006

I can
park a car
ride a bike
swim for hours
keep my nails long
cook
opperate hand tools
paint
buy shoes
daydream
think laterally
I can't
dive
ever look like I've brushed my hair
clean
play a musical instrument
concentrate
spell
stop being sarcastic
H.x

15 Sep 2006

I can
Park a car
Cook
play a bit of guitar
fix my car
put up a frame tent
paint n decorate
make parts for aircraft
make the wrong choice
I can't
play enough guitar
grow my hair back
sleep
say what i want to say when i have to
think of any more stuff to put here now lol

15 Sep 2006

I can :
take a few days off of SH
work like an maniac
love my family ( and it IS hard )
hit my neighbors car
talk with a funny accent
lose a cat rolleyes

be content by myself
miss someone and not feel guilty
fall asleep in the tub
I can't
stand my boss
help my brother grow up
reverse my car in my own fekking driveway
drink vodka and wine together

15 Sep 2006

I can
Show emotion
Be good at my job
Play the flute and a couple of other instru's
Be bi
Get Divorced
Get Married
Have children
Learn quickly
Swim
Dive
Drive
Ride
Rise to a challenge
Wake up with my soul mate
Do almost anything I want to if I put my mind to it
I Can't
Be famous
Feel sick without panicking
Dance
Retire yet
Love
FIRE xx

15 Sep 2006

I can...
Love my wife
Go fishing
Mend a pc
Climb a tree
Flips
Run fast
Travel the uk
Go out shopping
Play chess
Swim in the sea
Learn
Bake a cake
I can't...
Sleep more than 4 hours at once
Be happy going to the dentist
Do the splits
Win the lottery
Buy Shaz everything i would like to
Make bread
hypnotize people
Tony wink

15 Sep 2006

We can..
D/L and watch porn
leave sex toys all ove the house
make each other laugh
drive thousands of miles a year for social meets
drink copious amounts of alcohol
blether loads of sh*te
dress up and down
get on with you nutters wink

make others laugh
oh and cum rolleyes

lock the world out of our house
last but not least martel...slag off electronic candles redface

Can't believe i said that and didn't remember til you pointed it out.
You're a bad man :twisted:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by dundeecpl
We can..
D/L and watch porn
leave sex toys all ove the house
make each other laugh
drive thousands of miles a year for social meets
drink copious amounts of alcohol
blether loads of sh*te
dress up and down
get on with you nutters
make others laugh
oh and cum
lock the world out of our house
last but not least martel...slag off electronic candles
Can't believe i said that and didn't remember til you pointed it out.
You're a bad man :twisted:

Could you prove that please

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by dundeecpl

You're a bad man :twisted:

I'm not that bad - honest - well maybe
But it was funny when you said it

15 Sep 2006

Quote by fembernie
We can..
D/L and watch porn
leave sex toys all ove the house
make each other laugh
drive thousands of miles a year for social meets
drink copious amounts of alcohol
blether loads of sh*te
dress up and down
get on with you nutters
make others laugh
oh and cum
lock the world out of our house
last but not least martel...slag off electronic candles
Can't believe i said that and didn't remember til you pointed it out.
You're a bad man :twisted:

Could you prove that please

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
What....again!!!!! :wink:

15 Sep 2006

Quote by martellnotts

You're a bad man :twisted:

I'm not that bad - honest - well maybe
But it was funny when you said it
I honestly didn't remember anything about that but i do now redface

16 Sep 2006

Well found out today things I cant do anymore:
Put my lawn mower into my car by myself - now that made me feel old :shock: :shock:
Sort me mums garden out without sweating buckets :shock: :shock:
Remember anything at all - ever rolleyes

Ever see me getting into a size 12 ever again lol

:lol:
Sing (never could anyway lol )
That will do lol
Could be worse lol

16 Sep 2006

I can...
Swim with a wild bottle nosed Dolphin :bounce:
Guess what I've been doing today? :bounce:

16 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
I can...
Swim with a wild bottle nosed Dolphin :bounce:
Guess what I've been doing today? :bounce:

Taking illegal substances? :silly:

16 Sep 2006

I can't:
Find something better to do right now
Pass Las Senza without going in redface

Stop spending too much money
Do a turn in the road properly on my scoot mad

Stop gagging when I hear the guy next door gobbing :gagged:
Keep my emotions in check
Do the ironing for more than half hour without losing the will to live
Play a musical instrument
Drive a tractor
wait for pete's bbq next saturday :happy:

17 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
I can...
Swim with a wild bottle nosed Dolphin :bounce:
Guess what I've been doing today? :bounce:

Taking illegal substances? :silly:
flipa

His name is Dave!