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Its friday can I open the GFZ ?

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Quote by noladreams30
Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink

Just for you :inlove:

mmmmmmm..... think I'll take that into the jacuzzi. Anyone care to join?
Nola x innocent
c'mon in... the water's lovely! lol
>>>>Plunges in
Quote by winchwench
Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink

Just for you :inlove:

mmmmmmm..... think I'll take that into the jacuzzi. Anyone care to join?
Nola x innocent
c'mon in... the water's lovely! lol
>>>>Plunges in
We have a ringside seat here tonight ladies and gentlemen,
Pete_sw, having been lured by the two sexy sirens in the Jacuzzi ascends the 10m board
……………..he’s at the top …………
walks to the edge…………
he looks down at what must be a target the size of a button ………….
He’s looking confident as he walks back along the board, ….
He’s turned …….. Two, Three …….. Four steps …………
here’s the bounce ………….
OOOH what a magnificent dive,
a perfect swallow
followed by a triple pike,
even Bruce Knox couldn’t follow this …………..
A quadruple swan and ……………………………….................... :shock: :gagged: ................. :cry: ............. :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: ........... :uhoh: .......... :confused: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
winchwench let the water out rolleyes
someone fetch the dustpan and brush
wonder where Bulko is hiding these days, not seen him for ages innocent
You got the bacon butties on the go yet Pete? poke
kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
You got the bacon butties on the go yet Pete? poke
kiss

Oi stop pokin rolleyes
ere ya go princess :kiss:
Quote by Pete_sw
You got the bacon butties on the go yet Pete? poke
kiss

Oi stop pokin rolleyes
ere ya go princess :kiss:

Oh you lifesaver! Ta babes :kiss:
Ok getting the afternoon wine and grpaes out........
:beer:
Quote by Sarah
Ok getting the afternoon wine and grpaes out........
:beer:

You've had the wine already, have'nt you :giggle:
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
Ok getting the afternoon wine and grpaes out........
:beer:

You've had the wine already, have'nt you :giggle:
Louise xx
Thats what I like to see ladies :thumbup:
Well I’m happy to report I’ve had a very pleasant day :smile:
In fact, a reet laff as some would say :thumbup:
Took my new toy out on this lovely warm and sunny Saturday, gently eased her off the road, smoothly shifted into four wheel drive …………………………… AND LET RIP evil
Oh what joy :lol2: sheer unadulterated fun. Then stop at the chippy on the way home, what more could a man ask for?
Having now steam cleaned the jalopy and myself (I was 2 eyes peeking out of a pile of mud :shock: ) I‘m now ready to relax and enjoy the company of the lovely people of SH Towers :inlove:
So stoke up the log fire, lay out the furry rugs pour the wine and lets relax and enjoy :smile:
Besides, I was on morning shift, someone else’s turn to serve wink
So, what did you do with your Saturday?
Well, I had a shite morning, so I've been sitting at the PC watching (It works!!) you tube clips.......Hale & Pace, and Harry Enfield- Classics!
>>>>Currently not laughing at the Microwaved cat innocent
Quote by winchwench
Well, I had a shite morning, so I've been sitting at the PC watching (It works!!) you tube clips.......Hale & Pace, and Harry Enfield- Classics!
>>>>Currently not laughing at the Microwaved cat innocent

Aww cmere :therethere:
more in the mood for red tube myself :rascal:
You're a very naughty boy smackbottom
For anyone not quite as warped and perverted as Pete!

lol
Well there's me thinking..........SATURDAY :bounce:
Lyin..WAHOOO !!.................... confused Not blimin likely rolleyes Woke up at , I ask you isn't it just sods law :giggle:
So up and shopped, the old food shop, but the day has been glorious with a walk and the sun on my face.
At this rate MrFCs bar b will be out again. lol
Winchy, let me pour you a glass of wine while you sit at the puter, hope its quicker than mine :roll:
Petey...... ya don't think you could be serving wench tonight do ya cool
Quote by MrsFC
Petey...... ya don't think you could be serving wench tonight do ya cool

only if you guys are coming over for drinkies :cheers:
Oh Nola, have you ever had Cointreau and lemonade...... :inlove: iiiiiittts delish!
:bounce: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :happy: :happy:
drinkies
Are you happy, by any chance, Winey?
lol
Quote by MrsFC
Oh Nola, have you ever had Cointreau and lemonade...... :inlove: iiiiiittts delish!

Ooooh no... but I'd love to try!! :beer:
Nola x
Quote by Cherrytree
Are you happy, by any chance, Winey?
lol

I'm totally skint, almost no work, bills racking up......
but tommorrow I get to spend some serious quality time with my kids, first time in a long while so yes I'm happy
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy:
Fantastic kiss
Winey
Have a wonderfyl day
xxx
Quote by Ukwineman
Are you happy, by any chance, Winey?
lol

I'm totally skint, almost no work, bills racking up......
but tommorrow I get to spend some serious quality time with my kids, first time in a long while so yes I'm happy
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy:
Great news fellah :thumbup: have a lovely time and dont forget to come back and tell us all about it
Barman, give me a very LARGE glass of Grenache please?
Feck it, just gimme the bottle rolleyes drinkies
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Barman, give me a very LARGE glass of Grenache please?
Feck it, just gimme the bottle rolleyes drinkies

here we go, its ok i've a whole case of the stuff, could be a long night lol
It's Saturday ........... so that makes it BRANDY night! :giggle:
Who's pouring? I'll have a twin please! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
It's Saturday ........... so that makes it BRANDY night! :giggle:
Who's pouring? I'll have a twin please! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Why dont you have both?? confused: :? wink
Quote by blonde
It's Saturday ........... so that makes it BRANDY night! :giggle:
Who's pouring? I'll have a twin please! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

rolleyes ffs Blonde, I don't have a twin! how many times dunno
Quote by anais
Why dont you have both?? confused: :? wink

Tell you what........ I'll have a brandy triplet or 3! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

Why dont you have both?? confused: :? wink

Tell you what........ I'll have a brandy triplet or 3! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thats more like it...dont want you to miss owt lol
Oh Peterrrrrrrrrrr........ do you have any bacon?? I fancy a buttie biggrin