It's great to be a man because......
The only worry about what to wear when I go to work is which shirt to wear. (usually the only ironed one)
You don't have to queue to use public toilets
I get to wear sensible shoes
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It's great to be a man because......
Sex God
We have between our legs one of mother natures greatest wonders.
We dont need to think.
We dont need to think.
Oh yeh! 
Errr correction there! :jagsatwork: Men worry about what shirt to wear and then go to work afterwards, it's physically impossible for a bloke to worry about something and go to work both at the same time!!
In fact, talking of multi tasking, I've noticed it's impossible for a bloke to even trump and talk at the same time
they have to stop what they're doing/saying, raise a bum cheek and let it go. Then spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember what they were doing/saying before the trump :roll:
Besides, it's fun to colour coordinate your outfit to the little (or not so little :undecided: ) lacy bra, knickers and suspenders, one decides to, or not to, wear
So not only have we coordinated our outfit, chosen the shoes, done our hair, put make up on, got the kids out of bed, dressed, hairbrushed, fed, teeth cleaned, sandwiches made and off to school. We've also planned that evenings dinner and activities .............. all at the same time! Why?? Cos we can
You don't have to wade through pee in the ladies toilets to reach the loo
And they're a very popular social part of life, that inner sanctum called "The Ladies" 8-) 8-) 8-) hence the queues cos a few have got sidetracked and more wanna join in. 8-)
We can also wear sensible shoes, but that would mean being able to walk to the bar and buy our own drinks 8-) 8-) 8-)
We can also talk on the phone at a reasonable volume, as opposed to trying to shout to the other person as if there's no phone present :shock:
Quote by keeno
It's great to be a man because......
The only worry about what to wear when I go to work is which shirt to wear. (usually the only ironed one)
Errr correction there! :jagsatwork: Men worry about what shirt to wear and then go to work afterwards, it's physically impossible for a bloke to worry about something and go to work both at the same time!!
In fact, talking of multi tasking, I've noticed it's impossible for a bloke to even trump and talk at the same time
they have to stop what they're doing/saying, raise a bum cheek and let it go. Then spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember what they were doing/saying before the trump :roll:Besides, it's fun to colour coordinate your outfit to the little (or not so little :undecided: ) lacy bra, knickers and suspenders, one decides to, or not to, wear
So not only have we coordinated our outfit, chosen the shoes, done our hair, put make up on, got the kids out of bed, dressed, hairbrushed, fed, teeth cleaned, sandwiches made and off to school. We've also planned that evenings dinner and activities .............. all at the same time! Why?? Cos we can
Quote by keeno
You don't have to queue to use public toilets
You don't have to wade through pee in the ladies toilets to reach the loo
And they're a very popular social part of life, that inner sanctum called "The Ladies" 8-) 8-) 8-) hence the queues cos a few have got sidetracked and more wanna join in. 8-) Quote by keeno
I get to wear sensible shoes
We can also wear sensible shoes, but that would mean being able to walk to the bar and buy our own drinks 8-) 8-) 8-)
We can also talk on the phone at a reasonable volume, as opposed to trying to shout to the other person as if there's no phone present :shock:
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We know what to buy by instinct eg A loaf or bread or another usless gadget- yep gadget wins it, every time.
We always have the remote control for the TV
We always forget birthdays and other important dates.
We don't remember everything!!!!!!!!!
We know where the goglepin attaches to the crossoverbar on car
FFs I could sit here all day but need to get the Gf's dinner on
:lol:
Woo
Ps hoi Missy get to your your own thread :wink: :lol:
We always have the remote control for the TV
We always forget birthdays and other important dates.
We don't remember everything!!!!!!!!!
We know where the goglepin attaches to the crossoverbar on car
FFs I could sit here all day but need to get the Gf's dinner on
:lol: Woo
Ps hoi Missy get to your your own thread :wink: :lol:
Quote by woohoo
We know what to buy by instinct eg A loaf or bread or another usless gadget- yep gadget wins it, every time.
We always have the remote control for the TV
We always forget birthdays and other important dates.
We don't remember everything!!!!!!!!!
We know where the goglepin attaches to the crossoverbar on car
FFs I could sit here all day but need to get the Gf's dinner on
Woo
Ps hoi Missy get to your your own thread :wink: :lol:
Not in this house! :sparring:
:giggle:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
We always have the remote control for the TV
Woo
Not in this house! :sparring:
:giggle:
Or in this house! :sparring:
Fee
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Unfortunately in this house Morb does
but :rascal: I sit next to the TV and it's easy to turn off .....Unfortunate that he missed that goal just ROFL
:sparring:
Cx
Sex God
No we dont! What about the lesbians and bi-fems!
Sex God
Its great to be a man cus
We can reverse park safely as we know the true length of 6 inchs.
We can stand up and take a pi$$ without getting our feet wet.
We can use the loo without having to get someone else to move the spider.
We can get into and out of asda in 5 mins and still check out all the check out girls.
We can reverse park safely as we know the true length of 6 inchs.
We can stand up and take a pi$$ without getting our feet wet.
We can use the loo without having to get someone else to move the spider.
We can get into and out of asda in 5 mins and still check out all the check out girls.
Quote by keeno
The only worry about what to wear when I go to work is which shirt to wear. (usually the only ironed one)
you iron!!!!????... that's letting the side down there Keeno, surely?
I get to wear sensible shoes
that annoys me soo much... I don't like sensible shoes...
Quote by Missy
You don't have to wade through pee in the ladies toilets to reach the loo
You see :?: :!: I just knewwww there was stuff going on in them thar loo's that we (wee?) chaps weren't privvy (gosh) too!
lp
Sex God
Its great to be a man because it is thats why 
Unlike Womenfolk Men think logically and in straight lines or from A to C via B Women however think illogically in lines that have corners yet undreamt of in Mathmatics and go from A to C via Z ??? go figure :shock: and and and sex for women is far to much in the head ! why think about something to much when it feels so good just do it. Nature didnt put our sex bits in our head so we had to think about it! :lol2:
Actually Missy your post is a bit sharpishly good go on back to the girly post with ya
Unlike Womenfolk Men think logically and in straight lines or from A to C via B Women however think illogically in lines that have corners yet undreamt of in Mathmatics and go from A to C via Z ??? go figure :shock: and and and sex for women is far to much in the head ! why think about something to much when it feels so good just do it. Nature didnt put our sex bits in our head so we had to think about it! :lol2:Actually Missy your post is a bit sharpishly good go on back to the girly post with ya
Quote by tweeky
Its great to be a man cus
We can reverse park safely as we know the true length of 6 inchs. yeah right
We can stand up and take a pi$$ without getting our feet wet. really? :shock:
We can use the loo without having to get someone else to move the spider. not in this house you can't
We can get into and out of asda in 5 mins and still check out all the check out girls. I do this too :twisted:
Quote by woohoo
We know what to buy by instinct eg A loaf or bread or another usless gadget- yep gadget wins it, every time.
We always have the remote control for the TV
We always forget birthdays and other important dates.
We don't remember everything!!!!!!!!!
We know where the goglepin attaches to the crossoverbar on car
FFs I could sit here all day but need to get the Gf's dinner on
Woo
Ps hoi Missy get to your your own thread :wink: :lol:
a whatpin to what bar on the car
Quote by tina1
We know what to buy by instinct eg A loaf or bread or another usless gadget- yep gadget wins it, every time.
We always have the remote control for the TV
We always forget birthdays and other important dates.
We don't remember everything!!!!!!!!!
We know where the goglepin attaches to the crossoverbar on car
FFs I could sit here all day but need to get the Gf's dinner on
Woo
Ps hoi Missy get to your your own thread :wink: :lol:
a whatpin to what bar on the car
It's a bit like a mudflap- only it's job is to keep bullshit away :wink:
We don't waste time talking to our mates about feelings, relationships, emotions. We use that time to sort out the important things like the merits of a 3-5-2 formation over 4-4-2, or a drift defense rather than the blitz or can you be LBW if the ball pitches outside the off stump and you don't play a stroke. :D
:D Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Its great to be a man cus
We can reverse park safely as we know the true length of 6 inchs. yeah right
We can stand up and take a pi$$ without getting our feet wet. really? :shock: Its a special skill, just because the seat lid and floor are all wet doesnt mean our feet are
We can use the loo without having to get someone else to move the spider. not in this house you can't
We can get into and out of asda in 5 mins and still check out all the check out girls. I do this too :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
on the way home from the pub...you can write your name in the snow !!! :twisted:
hey! with a bit precision so can we!!!!
That would be worth seeing :giggle:
