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It's great to be a woman because......

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In the interest of sexual equality and balance
It's great to be a woman because......
well I don't know I'm a man confused
H__x
Sex God
We can do more than one thing at once.
We can use the gents loo too, if there's a long cue and we don't mind the smell.
Even when we're turned on we still have enough blood supply to the brain to think.
A smile will get us pretty much anywhere.
Oh, and multiple orgasms, need I say more?
H.x
Unknown User
It's a lot easier to get meets on a swinging site lol
Garfield1
Sex God
Quote by hornyinslough
It's a lot easier to get meets on a swinging site lol

that one i shall agree with :lol:
Darkfire
Sex God
Its great to be a woman because....
I like being in the clique that will eventually rule the world and have you subservient blokes on your knees, where you should be :twisted:
mmmwaahh haa haaa haaaaa rotflmao
(you can make your own minds up whether I'm serious or not :twistedsmile
Garfield1
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Its great to be a woman because....
I like being in the clique that will eventually rule the world and have you subservient blokes on your knees, where you should be :twisted:
mmmwaahh haa haaa haaaaa rotflmao
(you can make your own minds up whether I'm serious or not :twistedsmile

it the laugh that gives it away you know lol
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
Its great to be a woman because....
I like being in the clique that will eventually rule the world and have you subservient blokes on your knees, where you should be :twisted:
mmmwaahh haa haaa haaaaa rotflmao
(you can make your own minds up whether I'm serious or not :twistedsmile

You been playing that Age of Empires game again? rolleyes
lol
Calista
Sex God
A fluttering of eyelashes, a sweet smile, a teasing giggle can get me out of anything :twisted:
It just got me out of going to the chippy ROFL!!!
Cx
Unknown User
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao
Darkfire
Sex God
rotflmao coffee, meet monitor :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Kiss, :rotflmao:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

Both perhaps? wink
kiss
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

Maybe you need to hang on before you start taking the "brain shrinking medicine", and decide which is best from the outcome of the threads! :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

Greedy mare :giggle:
It's great to be a woman because it gets you automatic membership of the Pussy Posse :twisted:
Drewxcore
Sex God
Its great to be a woman because you get to sit back and admire the brilliance of men
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
Its great to be a woman because you get to sit back and admire the brilliance of men

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Coffee meets monitor moment rolleyes
You only THINK we're admiring your 'brilliance' whareas in fact we're planning next year's holiday or where to go shopping on the weekend wink
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Its great to be a woman because you get to sit back and admire the brilliance of men

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Coffee meets monitor moment rolleyes
You're supposed to drink it, not use it to clean the monitor....:roll:
*Hands Sassy some MR Sheen....*
:giggle:
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by hornyinslough
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
I think Kiss knows she is sworn to secrecy for the rest of her natural :wink:
Unknown User
Quote by hornyinslough
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
I think Kiss knows she is sworn to secrecy for the rest of her natural :wink:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by hornyinslough
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
As if Kiss would....rolleyes
:wink:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
I think Kiss knows she is sworn to secrecy for the rest of her natural :wink:
Repeating yourself won't make the point more valid....rolleyes
Unknown User
.... because we don't have wee willies that get stuck in zips! :shock:
.... because we can allow for our boobs to be included in our weight.. (yes that's right, I've weighed mine and duly deducted at amount.. cool )
Unknown User
and theres always shoes and handbags
markz
Sex God
Quote by Calista
A fluttering of eyelashes, a sweet smile, a teasing giggle can get me out of anything :twisted:
Cx

what about a straight jacket biggrin
Calista
Sex God
Quote by markz
A fluttering of eyelashes, a sweet smile, a teasing giggle can get me out of anything :twisted:
Cx

what about a straight jacket biggrin
How d'you think I got out of that mental institution?
Cx
markz
Sex God
Quote by Calista
A fluttering of eyelashes, a sweet smile, a teasing giggle can get me out of anything :twisted:
Cx

what about a straight jacket biggrin
How d'you think I got out of that mental institution?
Cx
but your profile says your still in DERBY rolleyes
Calista
Sex God
Quote by markz
A fluttering of eyelashes, a sweet smile, a teasing giggle can get me out of anything :twisted:
Cx

what about a straight jacket biggrin
How d'you think I got out of that mental institution?
Cx
but your profile says your still in DERBY rolleyes
LOL .... durrrr .... if I put my true location down they might find me and take me back ....
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Calista
LOL .... durrrr .... if I put my true location down they might find me and take me back ....

You think? :shock: lol
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

LOL .... durrrr .... if I put my true location down they might find me and take me back ....

You think? :shock: lol
It could be worse they could take me to markz in Beds!!!
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Calista

LOL .... durrrr .... if I put my true location down they might find me and take me back ....

You think? :shock: lol
It could be worse they could take me to markz in Beds!!!
I've been sent to Coventry....literally! :shock:
(Okay, I've moved from Yamworth to Coventry, but it may be true....:lol: )