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It's not easy being a layby tart

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Oooooooooooh no, it's not! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Why is it that within minutes (sometimes before I've even had time to switch the engine off) someone comes and parks up in front of me or takes a stroll past the truck, giving out the "wanna play" signals? rolleyes :roll:
I mean FFS, banghead when you've been on the road driving all day for nine, sometimes ten hours, you can't just park up for the night and switch to play mode just like that. It needs time to slow down, relax and get in the mood.
So, if you're one of these impatient types, you're gonna be disappointed until I'm good and ready in my own time, and that means you'll have to come back about two hours later!
You'll know when the time's right 'cos I'll be the one giving out the right signals :censored: wink :wink:
Does anyone else suffer similarly from impatient twats like this, maybe when you're out dogging for example?
Do you get your knickers ripped off without as much as a "how's yer father?" Or do you even get 'em nicked, which has happened to me?
Or is it just me? dunno :undecided:
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Definately not just you. That's why I'm retiring in favour of a quiet life by the sea lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Does anyone else suffer similarly from impatient twats like this, maybe when you're out dogging for example?
Do you get your knickers ripped off without as much as a "how's yer father?" Or do you even get 'em nicked, which has happened to me?

Yup! All the time. confused
That's why we tend to do more and more meets at home now, or in private locations. I don't mind keen guys, but when it comes to them opening the car door even before we've finished parking, I think it's time to call it a day rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne
Some people are never satisfied rolleyes lol