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Dirtygirly
Sex God
... but I'm going to admit it! redface
I'd shag Simon Cowell. There, I said it... out loud!! :giggle:
Tell me I'm not alone?! I don't necessarily mean with him in particular, but tell me I'm not alone in fancying someone that you really shouldn't admit to fancying?
Spill... who's your closet sex symbol? :mrgreen:
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd shag Simon Cowell. There, I said it... out loud!! :giggle:

WTF woman??? are you on some strong medication? You damned well ought to be after that shocker :shock: lol :lol:
noladreams
Sex God
Seriously? Simon Cowell?
Although, once I've 'fessed up then he'll look positively acceptable.
My I-know-I-shouldn't-but-I-would is
Michael Portillo
redface
Dunno, I just have a feeling he may have filthy debauched potential... wink
Dirtygirly
Sex God
What?! dunno
Betcha he's a filthy bastard when he's nekkid! :twisted:
Dippy... you're not getting the point of this thread... you NEED to tell us who your closet pervery is over! :rascal:
And nola... what do you mean by giving me shit for Simon Cowell with that confession??!!! :giggle:
Come on now... pot, kettle and black!!
poshkate
Sex God
Nola!!!!!
That is seriously wrong! confused :? :?
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
Nola!!!!!
That is seriously wrong! confused :? :?

*coughs*
You're forgetting something Posh...
SPILL!!! :giggle:
noladreams
Sex God
Oi.
It was an honest admission.
As Charlotte once said in SATC: "I choose my choice!"
Oh ffs, seriously... I'd rather do Portillo than Cowell any day. rolleyes
:giggle:
webster
Sexlightened
Have to agree with Kate on that one Nola!!
I have a bit of a thing for Jodie Foster - not embarassing really just she don't like men!
noladreams
Sex God
Okay, DG excuse me butting in here...
Whips, that's NOT allowed - Robert Powell is and was a sexy man.
He cannot (even with the Jesus connection) be your shouldn't-but-do choice.
C'mon ladies... DG was after your seriously cringeingly embarrassing crushes.
wink
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Okay, DG excuse me butting in here...
Whips, that's NOT allowed - Robert Powell is and was a sexy man.
He cannot (even with the Jesus connection) be your shouldn't-but-do choice.
C'mon ladies... DG was after your seriously cringeingly embarrassing crushes.
wink

Seconded!! :thumbup:
And Webster... Jodie Foster is hot hot hot!! :twisted:
I want to know the ones you wouldn't normally admit out loud!!!
Come on... you know you have one! :rascal:
webster
Sexlightened
Well when I was about 12 I did think Valerie Singleton was rather nice - lol
But I suspect men are more shallow and it is unlikely they have fantasies about "wrong" ladies. It is also easier for a man to be acceptable looking but "wrong".
Having said that, if anyone here lets on they fancy Prescott I'm resigning from the human race!!! lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
I've always thought Ruby Wax would be a lot of fun, i don't usually like brash Americans but there's something naughty about her :rascal:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by webster
Well when I was about 12 I did think Valerie Singleton was rather nice - lol
But I suspect men are more shallow and it is unlikely they have fantasies about "wrong" ladies. It is also easier for a man to be acceptable looking but "wrong".
Having said that, if anyone here lets on they fancy Prescott I'm resigning from the human race!!! lol

That's more like it! :giggle:
And Whips... Robert Powell is also hot hot hot!! :twisted:
Come on now... there must be someone not so hot in your closet... or are we to assume it's John Prescott?! :giggle:
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Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've always thought Ruby Wax would be a lot of fun, i don't usually like brash Americans but there's something naughty about her :rascal:

You'd most certainly need a gag!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I've always thought Ruby Wax would be a lot of fun, i don't usually like brash Americans but there's something naughty about her :rascal:

You'd most certainly need a gag!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wot, you think she's gonna talk and make more noise than you do? :haha:
Witchy
Sex God
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.
Jeff Goldblum- that's a weird one confused
The guy who plays the Sargeant in Dog Soldiers- well a sandwich with him & the other guy
:twisted:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
You're forgetting something Posh...
SPILL!!! :giggle:

I've been trying to think of one confused
Does Gordon Ramsey count? dunno
Oh and I'm letting you off Nola for backing it up with a SATC quote smile
:giggle:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You two are weird!!!!
Gordon Ramsay... yup... I'd do him too! surprisedops:
Bet he's even more filthy than Simon Cowell! Although he'd have to be really clean cause that kitchen smell isn't attractive! lol
poshkate
Sex God
Gordon would definitely be more dirty than Simon. Simon's too vain. :giggle:
Witchy
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You two are weird!!!!
Gordon Ramsay... yup... I'd do him too! surprisedops:
Bet he's even more filthy than Simon Cowell! Although he'd have to be really clean cause that kitchen smell isn't attractive! lol
We're weird? You're the one on your own in Cowell Corner! flipa
Unknown User
no!
Fry isn't embarassing enough...I'd do Fry
and as for Wax, nope, disallowed surely?
lp
Unknown User
Id shag Simon Cowell but only out of spite with no lube.
Id probably do Louis Walsh or Piers Morgan first tho if I had a choice.
Unknown User
Quote by poshkate
Does Gordon Ramsey count? dunno
...

I'd definitely do him :thumbup:
I think it's a confidence thing with him and the likes of Cowell. I find confidence very attractive so agree with DG on that one :P
... and of course the fact that it's well-known that Gordon Ramsey is hung like a baboon! :rascal:
But Portillo?? Come on Nola - his Spitting Image puppet is better looking than him! Although the big lips and features are kind of attractive I guess.. in a 'you know what they say about men with big features' kinda way cool
Happy Sunday x
Sarah
Sex God
Simon Cowell if his smile gets any whiter we will all need sunglasses to look at him
lol
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
But Portillo?? Come on Nola - his Spitting Image puppet is better looking than him! Although the big lips and features are kind of attractive I guess.. in a 'you know what they say about men with big features' kinda way cool
Happy Sunday x

Okay, can I just clarify the rules of this game as I understood them *sighs petulantly*
I thought this was about the people you absolutely know you shouldn't fancy, but you do... I knowthat the Portillo thing is odd (abhorrent even!) but surely that is the point?
*mini flounce over - but sits on moral high horse for having put her really really secret closet pervery out there*
Unknown User
Well to reply seriously I admit to Edwina Currie but that only happened when I discovered she had a fling with Major. I think its the hidden passions thing.
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Kff30
i like kirstie allsop from relocation relocation think she has a naughty glint in her eye lol
and now i prepare for the slap when my sally reads this lol

You're really not getting this are you?! :giggle:
Kirsty Allsop is hot hot hot too!! :twisted:
I want the embarrassing ones... you know that you wouldn't normally say out loud?! rolleyes
Ben you have it spot on... that's almost as bad as Nola's and Witchy's! :giggle:
*jumps up on Nola's moral high horse too* :mrgreen:
Come on people... we want to know the REALLY bad ones! :rascal:
Unknown User
Oh, I see now - it's for people who we really don't think we should fancy but we do.... erm, OK... erm... Dr Hilary Jones, I always quite liked him but then he's quite sexy I think so that doesn't work either confused Darth Vadar...?
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