It''s sooooooo wrong...

23 May 2009

... but I'm going to admit it! redface

I'd shag Simon Cowell. There, I said it... out loud!! :giggle:
Tell me I'm not alone?! I don't necessarily mean with him in particular, but tell me I'm not alone in fancying someone that you really shouldn't admit to fancying?
Spill... who's your closet sex symbol? :mrgreen:

23 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd shag Simon Cowell. There, I said it... out loud!! :giggle:

WTF woman??? are you on some strong medication? You damned well ought to be after that shocker :shock: lol

:lol:

23 May 2009

Seriously? Simon Cowell?
Although, once I've 'fessed up then he'll look positively acceptable.
My I-know-I-shouldn't-but-I-would is
Michael Portillo
redface

Dunno, I just have a feeling he may have filthy debauched potential... wink

23 May 2009

What?!

Betcha he's a filthy bastard when he's nekkid! :twisted:
Dippy... you're not getting the point of this thread... you NEED to tell us who your closet pervery is over! :rascal:
And nola... what do you mean by giving me shit for Simon Cowell with that confession??!!! :giggle:
Come on now... pot, kettle and black!!

23 May 2009

Exactly... you're off the hook! wink

23 May 2009

Nola!!!!!
That is seriously wrong! confused

:? :?

23 May 2009

Quote by poshkate
Nola!!!!!
That is seriously wrong! :? :?

*coughs*
You're forgetting something Posh...
SPILL!!! :giggle:

23 May 2009

Oi.
It was an honest admission.
As Charlotte once said in SATC: "I choose my choice!"
Oh ffs, seriously... I'd rather do Portillo than Cowell any day. rolleyes

:giggle:

23 May 2009

Have to agree with Kate on that one Nola!!
I have a bit of a thing for Jodie Foster - not embarassing really just she don't like men!

23 May 2009

Okay, DG excuse me butting in here...
Whips, that's NOT allowed - Robert Powell is and was a sexy man.
He cannot (even with the Jesus connection) be your shouldn't-but-do choice.
C'mon ladies... DG was after your seriously cringeingly embarrassing crushes.
wink

23 May 2009

Quote by noladreams
Okay, DG excuse me butting in here...
Whips, that's NOT allowed - Robert Powell is and was a sexy man.
He cannot (even with the Jesus connection) be your shouldn't-but-do choice.
C'mon ladies... DG was after your seriously cringeingly embarrassing crushes.

Seconded!! :thumbup:
And Webster... Jodie Foster is hot hot hot!! :twisted:
I want to know the ones you wouldn't normally admit out loud!!!
Come on... you know you have one! :rascal:

23 May 2009

Well when I was about 12 I did think Valerie Singleton was rather nice - lol
But I suspect men are more shallow and it is unlikely they have fantasies about "wrong" ladies. It is also easier for a man to be acceptable looking but "wrong".
Having said that, if anyone here lets on they fancy Prescott I'm resigning from the human race!!! lol

23 May 2009

I've always thought Ruby Wax would be a lot of fun, i don't usually like brash Americans but there's something naughty about her :rascal:

23 May 2009

Quote by webster
Well when I was about 12 I did think Valerie Singleton was rather nice - lol
But I suspect men are more shallow and it is unlikely they have fantasies about "wrong" ladies. It is also easier for a man to be acceptable looking but "wrong".
Having said that, if anyone here lets on they fancy Prescott I'm resigning from the human race!!! lol

That's more like it! :giggle:
And Whips... Robert Powell is also hot hot hot!! :twisted:
Come on now... there must be someone not so hot in your closet... or are we to assume it's John Prescott?! :giggle:
bolt

23 May 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've always thought Ruby Wax would be a lot of fun, i don't usually like brash Americans but there's something naughty about her :rascal:

You'd most certainly need a gag!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

23 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
I've always thought Ruby Wax would be a lot of fun, i don't usually like brash Americans but there's something naughty about her :rascal:

You'd most certainly need a gag!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wot, you think she's gonna talk and make more noise than you do? :haha:

23 May 2009

Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.
Jeff Goldblum- that's a weird one confused

The guy who plays the Sargeant in Dog Soldiers- well a sandwich with him & the other guy
:twisted:

23 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
You're forgetting something Posh...
SPILL!!! :giggle:

I've been trying to think of one confused

Does Gordon Ramsey count? dunno

Oh and I'm letting you off Nola for backing it up with a SATC quote smile

:giggle:

23 May 2009

Quote by Witchy
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface

23 May 2009

Quote by poshkate
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You two are weird!!!!
Gordon Ramsay... yup... I'd do him too! surprised

ops:
Bet he's even more filthy than Simon Cowell! Although he'd have to be really clean cause that kitchen smell isn't attractive! lol

23 May 2009

Gordon would definitely be more dirty than Simon. Simon's too vain. :giggle:

23 May 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Stephen Fry- yeah, I know.

Yep I'm with you on that one. redface

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You two are weird!!!!
Gordon Ramsay... yup... I'd do him too! ops:
Bet he's even more filthy than Simon Cowell! Although he'd have to be really clean cause that kitchen smell isn't attractive!
We're weird? You're the one on your own in Cowell Corner! flipa

23 May 2009

no!
Fry isn't embarassing enough...I'd do Fry
and as for Wax, nope, disallowed surely?
lp

24 May 2009

Id shag Simon Cowell but only out of spite with no lube.
Id probably do Louis Walsh or Piers Morgan first tho if I had a choice.

24 May 2009

Quote by poshkate
Does Gordon Ramsey count?
...

I'd definitely do him :thumbup:
I think it's a confidence thing with him and the likes of Cowell. I find confidence very attractive so agree with DG on that one :P
... and of course the fact that it's well-known that Gordon Ramsey is hung like a baboon! :rascal:
But Portillo?? Come on Nola - his Spitting Image puppet is better looking than him! Although the big lips and features are kind of attractive I guess.. in a 'you know what they say about men with big features' kinda way cool

Happy Sunday x

24 May 2009

Simon Cowell if his smile gets any whiter we will all need sunglasses to look at him
lol

24 May 2009

Quote by BIoke
But Portillo?? Come on Nola - his Spitting Image puppet is better looking than him! Although the big lips and features are kind of attractive I guess.. in a 'you know what they say about men with big features' kinda way
Happy Sunday x

Okay, can I just clarify the rules of this game as I understood them *sighs petulantly*
I thought this was about the people you absolutely know you shouldn't fancy, but you do... I knowthat the Portillo thing is odd (abhorrent even!) but surely that is the point?
*mini flounce over - but sits on moral high horse for having put her really really secret closet pervery out there*

24 May 2009

Well to reply seriously I admit to Edwina Currie but that only happened when I discovered she had a fling with Major. I think its the hidden passions thing.

24 May 2009

Quote by Kff30
i like kirstie allsop from relocation relocation think she has a naughty glint in her eye lol
and now i prepare for the slap when my sally reads this lol

You're really not getting this are you?! :giggle:
Kirsty Allsop is hot hot hot too!! :twisted:
I want the embarrassing ones... you know that you wouldn't normally say out loud?! rolleyes

Ben you have it spot on... that's almost as bad as Nola's and Witchy's! :giggle:
*jumps up on Nola's moral high horse too* :mrgreen:
Come on people... we want to know the REALLY bad ones! :rascal:

24 May 2009

Oh, I see now - it's for people who we really don't think we should fancy but we do.... erm, OK... erm... Dr Hilary Jones, I always quite liked him but then he's quite sexy I think so that doesn't work either confused

Darth Vadar...?
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