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i've been researching trolls . . . . . .

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following on from some discussion as to What is a Troll, i did some research, and found masses of useful info on the whole issue of trolls!
According to a 1908 cyclopedia: "Trolls are Dwarfs of Northern mythology, living in hills or mounds; they are represented as stumpy, misshapen, and humpbacked, inclined to thieving, and fond of carrying off children or substituting one of their own offspring for that of a human mother. They are called hill-people, and are especially averse to noise, from a recollection of the time when Thor used to fling his hammer at them."
In Sweden there are many places that are named after trolls, such as the town Trollhättan (Troll's hood) and Trollkyrka.
Trolls are one of the most frequent creatures of Scandinavian fairy tales and more common than elves, dwarves, witches and giants (in the fairy tales, there is no clear-cut line between witches and female trolls, nor between male trolls and giants). They hoard gold. They come in any size and can be as huge as giants or as small as dwarves. They are however always regarded as having poor intellect (especially the males, whereas the females, trollkonor, may be quite cunning), big noses, long arms, and as being hairy and not very beautiful (except for certain females). In Scandinavian fairy tales trolls generally turn to stone if exposed to sunlight. (This weakness is shared by Norse Svartalfar (dark elves) and dwarves.) They live in the forest and in mountains and sometimes abduct children that have to live with them (especially princesses). Occasionally, they even steal a new-born baby leaving their own offspring, a changeling, in return. Young Swedish children frequently believe in trolls, and a way to teach children to brush their teeth is to tell them to get rid of the very small "tooth trolls" that otherwise will make holes in their teeth.
In Shetland and Orkney tales, trolls are called trowe.
In Swedish children's literature, trolls are not naturally evil, but primitive and misunderstood. Their misdeeds are due to a combination of basic and common human traits, such as envy, pride, greed, naïveté, ignorance and stupidity. In some early 20th century fairy tales, by Elsa Beskow, trolls are also depicted as an aboriginal race of hunters and gatherers who are fleeing the encroaching human civilisation. Where man makes a road, the trolls disappear.
The Swedish-speaking Finnish author Tove Jansson has reached a world-wide audience with her Moomintrolls.
In the novels by the distinguished Swedish-speaking Finnish paleontologist Björn Kurtén, e.g. Dance of the Tiger, Neanderthals are named "Trolls" by modern man.
In J. R. R. Tolkien's world of Middle-earth, trolls are very large (around 9 feet tall) humanoids of poor intellect. They turn to stone when exposed to sunlight. In The Lord of the Rings, a new breed appears, called the Olog-hai. Unlike the old trolls, they are capable of movement under sunlight.
In the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, trolls are large creatures who are composed of rock. They have a cultural tendency towards violence, and their intelligence is inversely proportional to the temperature, making them quite unintelligent in warm climates. The older, the bigger they are, from pebbles to mountains. The bar 'The Mended Drum' has trolls for security. They usually eat bad clients.
In the world of Harry Potter, trolls are giant monsters that kill everyone they encounter. In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Harry and Ron Weasley save Hermione Granger from a full-grown mountain troll. In the film (same as in LOTR), the troll was animated with computer-generated imagery. There are a few other subsequent mentions of trolls; for example it was rumored that Harry's Firebolt, which Dolores Umbridge "confiscated" was guarded by trolls. "Security trolls" are also mentioned in several places - apparently they can be hired as guards.

all in all maybe best to ignore them eh?
neil x x x ;)
Still doesn't mention the three billy goats gruff confused ...... that story scared me when I was a kid rolleyes
If these trolls are computer generated.
Can't we just delet them lol :lol:
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all in all maybe best to ignore them eh?
neil x x x ;)

must.... try.... harder
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If these trolls are computer generated.
Can't we just delet them lol :lol:

well relapse, if trolls and pc's are both made from silicon, maybe they just regenerate again and again! nice idea, but it is open forum after all!
neil ;)
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Still doesn't mention the three billy goats gruff

'gruff' was a kiddiespeak word for 'fart' at my school. You can imagine the hilarity (and audience noises) that ensued when we were first introduced to this song.
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If these trolls are computer generated.
Can't we just delet them lol :lol:

well relapse, if trolls and pc's are both made from silicon, maybe they just regenerate again and again! nice idea, but it is open forum after all!
neil ;)
Bugger bugger bugger.
Ther's always problems.
What we need is solutions.
Ther's always problems.
What we need is solutions.

hhhhmmmmmmm!!!!!!
i believe weak hydrochloric acid might work on yer calcium based trolls, but i'm not sure that's the solution you were thinking of? dunno
neil x x x ;)
Hydrochloric acid! :shock: Not on this forum please, won't it make an awful mess????
.....Off to check the site rules to see what it says about chemistry experiments on the forum :shock: :shock: :shock:

They hoard gold. . They are however always regarded as having big noses, long arms, and as being hairy
OMG!!! I live with a troll :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
we have a few trolls in Donny neil...mind if you have been here on a saterday night, you may well have had one club you and put you over her shoulder on the way back to her cave?
Well if it is a mountain troll carrying a club all we need is Harry Potter, Hermione, Ron, a wand and a spell.
Wingardian Leviosa.
Flick and swish............
Hey presto......... troll taken care of. cool 8-) 8-)
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we have a few trolls in Donny neil...mind if you have been here on a saterday night, you may well have had one club you and put you over her shoulder on the way back to her cave?

aye lad i know! not so good when you wake up in t'morning tho mate!
((( i mean with a big bump on yer 'ead from the clubbing before you read anything sexist and 'orrible into it you lot! rolleyes )))
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Hydrochloric acid! Not on this forum please, won't it make an awful mess????
.....Off to check the site rules to see what it says about chemistry experiments on the forum

and blue don't you worry. all my experiments are perfectly safe honest! i was thinking something along these lines for a forthcoming event perhaps? might dress up to play doctors and nursies too next time! what ya reck?

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Well if it is a mountain troll carrying a club all we need is Harry Potter, Hermione, Ron, a wand and a spell.
Wingardian Leviosa.
Flick and swish............
Hey presto......... troll taken care of.

erm . . . are you quite sure you're old enough to be here ms fem_manc? i have no idea what you're on about, having never ever read every book sevral times oh no! WTF you on about? dunno
neil x x x ;)
Quote by Re-Lapse
If these trolls are computer generated.
Can't we just delet them lol :lol:

I try.. I DO try!!
:shock: :lol:
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'gruff' was a kiddiespeak word for 'fart' at my school.

No no no no no ......... that's a Guff not a Gruff!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
did you really call it a Gruff :shock: confused :? :?
It's all a load of gruff to me.
Trip! Trap! Trip! Trap!
Neil, I think we've corrupted you well and truly cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Doctors and Nurses, eh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: