Ive got a New Rabbit!!!

6 Oct 2004

Well, it was birthday last sunday and one of my pressies was a new Rampant Rabbit!! hip hip horray!! :bounce: I was well needed cos my other toys, werent just worn out, but falling apart! :shock:
BUT, today we had a sad day cos our white rabbit passed away (not too upset cos it was a viscious bugger) and our friend whos staying decided to buy the kids another one, a ickle cute grey female, 9 weeks old and sooooooooooo gorg!! :angel:
So Two new rabbits!! lol

6 Oct 2004

Whatever you do, don't get the two mixed up, it would take some explaining... biggrin

6 Oct 2004

Oooo yeah, fur and batteries in the most awlful of places! yeuck! :shock:

6 Oct 2004

Ahh!!!

:cry: :D
And what's the little treasure's name?
Oh... and what are you calling the fury rodent?

7 Oct 2004

I have a rampent rabbit biggrin

ooohh ilts lovely redface

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Last week was, week of the rabbit, and tuesday was take your rabbit to work day..............
so I did lol surprised

ops:

7 Oct 2004

Quote by honeyriderx
I have a rampent rabbit ooohh ilts lovely .
Last week was, week of the rabbit, and tuesday was take your rabbit to work day..............
so I did lol ops:

I would love to have see the look on their faces !!! It puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "pulling a rabbit out of a hat" :rascal: :grin: :rascal:
Lucy kiss

7 Oct 2004

Hope somebody buys me some toys for my birthday next week biggrin

I have to go to college on my birthday and do another bloody assesment!
Arrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh confused

Happy rabbiting ;)

7 Oct 2004

:cry: Unfortunately Iv had to lay my wabbit to rest. After a long a faithful service its died......... Im heart broken.
Lets just hope Santa's feeling realy kind this year.
But knowing my luck I doubt it.
Not to worry that just means the nice Mr Simon's just going to have to work harder :twisted: doesnt it.

7 Oct 2004

I'm not a fan of the rabbit - am I the only one around here who doesn't like it?

7 Oct 2004

Never tried one but from what have seen/tried Ive seen better and at better prices!

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Redbird
I'm not a fan of the rabbit - am I the only one around here who doesn't like it?

i have one but I'm not it's biggest fan, it's noisy, smelly (rubbery), and too big to hold comfortably :cry:

7 Oct 2004

Every girl I know with a Rabbit loves it.... but to be fair there are other good vibrators out there that do different tricks for different occasions... I think it has to be a feature of your collection rather than the only item.
I always wanted to uprate the electronics on a Rabbit to make it go a bit better.... but my exGF wouldn't let me cos she said it was too powerfull already :shock: and any more power in her hands would be dangerous.
I am thinking of upgrading the battery pack and speed controler so that I can fit a bigger moter... and perhaps adapting the vibrator for a bigger better one.... a bit like kev'ing out a car... only of more practical use.!!

7 Oct 2004

A rampant rabbit is definately a girl's best friend and is the best thing since sliced bread.
Whoever invented this fantastic sexy toy deserves a fine blow job blast

and a damn good shagging hump

7 Oct 2004

if it`s a new rabbit you need you should try out a beyond 2000 it`s changed our lives

7 Oct 2004

Don't leave it there, please explain to us mere mortals what a Beyond 2000 is. I know I'm sad but if you'd said Pentium 4 I'd have known what was happening. confused

7 Oct 2004

If you want class this is the
And we don't get commision rolleyes

We just spent far more money on crappy Ann Someones tat than this cost us. Now I get to rest between bouts while she has multiples :sleeping:

8 Oct 2004

you see a beyond 2000 is the next step up from a "rampant rabbit"(which i should point out is noe a trade mark of ann summers)anyway they do things a little different to a "rampant"they go round and round and have several vibrating modes from pulse to full blown aahhh....but if you need more then go for the ultra 7 rabbitronic or dolphitronic model
every one i now that has used one say`s"they are the vicars kippers"ohh urr mrs
what are your fav`s in cyber land?

10 Oct 2004

Have to admit the buttons on the Rabbit are a bit small and close together, keep pressing buttons when you dont want to, or doing things you dont want it to! lol

10 Oct 2004

Is there anything the rabbit can do that you don't want it to?!? :shock: rotflmao

10 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Is there anything the rabbit can do that you don't want it to?!? :shock:

My EX once complained that she turned it up too high and it made her cum in the opening titles to Quincy... lasting a mere 20 seconds I think she was a little surprised.
Kinda makes a case for girls not being trusted with too much power :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
Is there anything the rabbit can do that you don't want it to?!? :shock:

My EX once complained that she turned it up too high and it made her cum in the opening titles to Quincy... lasting a mere 20 seconds I think she was a little surprised.
Kinda makes a case for girls not being trusted with too much power :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i just fell off my chair laughing when i read that, thank god my laptops ok
biggrin

:D

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Shy_Geordie_Lad
Is there anything the rabbit can do that you don't want it to?!? :shock:

My EX once complained that she turned it up too high and it made her cum in the opening titles to Quincy... lasting a mere 20 seconds I think she was a little surprised.
Kinda makes a case for girls not being trusted with too much power :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i just fell off my chair laughing when i read that, thank god my laptops ok
biggrin

:D
Well Just imagine how I felt when she told me.... she was actually rather embarissed about being so easy... that and having a wank during daytime TV.

11 Oct 2004

you get the movement from an electric toothbrush - just fill the bristles with soft latex (any art shop sells it) and off you go. Works on a ladies clit and her G-spot of she is lucky enough to have one.
Cheap, effective and when the man in customs finds it for that holiday trip or week on business:-) he is none the wiser.
Steve

11 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Hope somebody buys me some toys for my birthday next week
I have to go to college on my birthday and do another bloody assesment!
Arrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh
Happy rabbiting ;)

Well Fruity, I would be happy to oblige..... if we both get to play with the toy......... or is this post just TTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO predictable :cry: :cry:

11 Oct 2004

i can say that i have had the pleasure of seeing 1 rabbit and playing with the other lol now which 1 did i play with

11 Oct 2004

Quote by SteveBucks
you get the movement from an electric toothbrush - just fill the bristles with soft latex (any art shop sells it) and off you go. Works on a ladies clit and her G-spot of she is lucky enough to have one.
Cheap, effective and when the man in customs finds it for that holiday trip or week on business:-) he is none the wiser.
Steve

"....And heres one I prepared earlier" :shock:
Lep, you cheeky boy!! drinkies

me drinking partner!

11 Oct 2004

hope i'm more than just a drinking partner

11 Oct 2004

I didnt say you were just my drinking partner, that would be the biggest lie ever.
Thats just one of a million titles i could give you, but bestest bestest friend worship

is one of the ones that covers a multitude of sins, and im not embarrassed to say that.....god cant u tell ive been at the vino, ive gone all soppy! But then you'd know all about that! lol

12 Oct 2004

Quote by Redbird
I'm not a fan of the rabbit - am I the only one around here who doesn't like it?

Nope, despite being a bunny the rabbit is my most hated toy ...........well apart from that thing that almost ripped my poor little clit off! :shock:

12 Oct 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
I'm not a fan of the rabbit - am I the only one around here who doesn't like it?

Nope, despite being a bunny the rabbit is my most hated toy ...........well apart from that thing that almost ripped my poor little clit off! :shock:
You need someone to show you how to use them properly. :twisted:
Night all.
Steve