I've heard of being careful but..........

24 Mar 2006

Browsing for some tips on how to put up my newly acquired dado rails ( well I AM blond under all this red ya know rolleyes

No offence Blond hunni ) I came across some tips on a well known diy site and these tools actually come with a warning to take care whilst using. Needless to say I was pmsl !
Essentials:
All available at your local ***** store
* * Spirit level
* * Pencil and tape measure
* * Cloth
* * Paintbrush
* Warning, care must be taken with these items
Now I may only be a dumb female at times but how the fecking hell can you class a cloth and paintbrush as dangerous????? Is it a 'man' thing???
Have you seen any equally dumbass warning signs?

24 Mar 2006

it depends what you do with em i suppose wink

:wink:
a paint brush is dangerous when you leave it on the side and the kids come in and knock it onto the nicely laid laminate floor you have spent 3 days laying and a cloth is dangerous when tie a knot in it and spank the kids for being so careless lol

:lol:
yes sassy ive just spent the last week decorating :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

24 Mar 2006

Only a week??? I've been trying to do this hallway for 3 weeks in between working and it's getting on my tits now ! mad

Is there a handyman in the house? rolleyes

24 Mar 2006

i can think of better things to get on your tits

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: but thats a different subject lol

:lol:
it was only the small bedroom so not too bad
p.s im a handy man :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

24 Mar 2006

Then get yer butt down here hun. I promise to keep you in coffee and bacon butties all day and wo';t perv at your builders bum ( much rolleyes

)

24 Mar 2006

anything can be dangerous in the wrong hands :shock:

24 Mar 2006

like on a starbucks cup "the liquid inside is hot" ffs
Lots of things are dangerous in the wrong hands and by god I m still looking for the wrong hands

24 Mar 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
wtf you want a dildo rail in your hallway for??

:doh: You muppet ! smackbottom

That's going in the bedroom :giggle:

24 Mar 2006

I was in the National Gallery in Cardiff last week and in the shop was a shild's dressing up roman helmet made of a soft foamy type stuff, the label on the inside said 'Caution. Do Not Misuse'

24 Mar 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
wtf you want a dildo rail in your hallway for??

so her guest's have plenty of choice on entry lol

:lol: :lol:
shaz x

24 Mar 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
wtf you want a dildo rail in your hallway for??

so her guest's have plenty of choice on entry lol

:lol: :lol:
shaz x
You guessed :giggle:

24 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
... getting on my tits now ! Is there a handyman in the house?

You called Madaaaaaam! :twisted:

24 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have you seen any equally dumbass warning signs?

Actually I have seen a one that just tickled my little fancy ( can't wait for the echo on that one ! )
It was in an un-named big supermarket of your choice in the cereal aisle, you know the place where you get the multi packs of grain/seed/breakfast bars. This one was from the "seeds of change" natural organic healthy food and on a little sign it read "warning - may contain nuts " - In fact all it was made up of was nuts and a wrapper - unless they were artificial nuts ( I know a few who may qualify for that one rolleyes

)

24 Mar 2006

Quote by natandh
I was in the National Gallery in Cardiff last week and in the shop was a shild's dressing up roman helmet made of a soft foamy type stuff, the label on the inside said 'Caution. Do Not Misuse'

I think any kind of dressing up as a Roman should be considered 'misuse' !
(What is it with the bloody Romans this week ?)

24 Mar 2006

You'd be amazed what people can injure themselves with... there's an absolutely hilarious column by Bill Bryson about this in 'Notes from a Big Country', statistics on how many Americans a year are injured by different things (and the numbers refer to injuries so severe they require emergency room treatment... :shock: ) Every year in the US:
more than 400,00 people suffer injuries involving beds, mattresses or pillows. ('My point in raising this is not to suggest that Americans are more inept than the rest of the world when it comes to lying down for the night (thought clearly there are thousands who could do with additional training)......')
more than 50,000 people are injured by pencils, pens and other desk accessories
400,000 people are injured by chairs, sofas and sofa beds ('the number of chair, sofa and sofa-bed injuries showed an increase of 3,000 over previous years, which is quite a worrying trend even for those of us who are frankly fearless with regard to soft furninishings')
142,000 injured by their clothing
Paper money and coins - 30, 274. ('I can just about conceive how you might swallow a dime and then wish you hadn't ('You guys want to see a neat trick?') but I cannot for the life of me construct hypothetical circumstances involving folding money and a subsequent trip to the ER.')
So you have to have a bit of sympathy for whoever puts these stupid warnings on things - maybe some of us need them!

24 Mar 2006

need to do a survey to see if the products carrying the warnings are imported from
other countries like the usa

25 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Then get yer butt down here hun. I promise to keep you in coffee and bacon butties all day and wo';t perv at your builders bum ( much )

:doh: trust me to have to go to work come back 16 hours later and miss the best offer ive had all day :doh:
................im off to put my builders bum jeans on and find my special tool belt :giggle: :giggle:
sassy im on my way special tool in hand just for you hun kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
mr and mrs dpg xxxxxxx

25 Mar 2006

Sheddy. have you seen this innocent

25 Mar 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Sheddy. have you seen this

are you stirring again pete

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

25 Mar 2006

Quote by dpg230272
Then get yer butt down here hun. I promise to keep you in coffee and bacon butties all day and wo';t perv at your builders bum ( much )

:doh: trust me to have to go to work come back 16 hours later and miss the best offer ive had all day :doh:
................im off to put my builders bum jeans on and find my special tool belt :giggle: :giggle:
sassy im on my way special tool in hand just for you hun kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
mr and mrs dpg xxxxxxx
Just make sure you bring Mrs dpg with you and we'll keep ourselves busy while you're working :twisted:

25 Mar 2006

Quote by dpg230272
Sheddy. have you seen this

are you stirring again pete

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
who me? :whistling:
as if rolleyes

25 Mar 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
anything can be dangerous in the wrong hands :shock:

I've heard that you're dangerous FULL STOP....... :shock:
lol

25 Mar 2006

I bought a bag of Brazil nuts from my local deli the other day and on the label was 'Caution - may contain nuts'...................I freaking hope so !!!!!! rolleyes

25 Mar 2006

Years ago when working on the buildings I was climbing up the oputside of some scaffolding on a residential house ( naughty I know ). I had my paint brush in my mouth so that my hands were free for climbing. At the last level I had to haul my body up quite a way so I brough my leg right up to get a foot on the higher platform. In doing this I kneed the paintbrush and stabbed myself in the top of the mouth with it, coughed and out came the paint brush. It went down three levels towards the floor biggrin

took a deflection off of a scaffold bar sad

and enterd the hourse through the front room windown pane into where the family were sat eating redface

So whos dangerous me or the paint brush confused

:

Mr Tweeky

25 Mar 2006

You really have to ask??? rolleyes

27 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Then get yer butt down here hun. I promise to keep you in coffee and bacon butties all day and wo';t perv at your builders bum ( much )

:doh: trust me to have to go to work come back 16 hours later and miss the best offer ive had all day :doh:
................im off to put my builders bum jeans on and find my special tool belt :giggle: :giggle:
sassy im on my way special tool in hand just for you hun kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
mr and mrs dpg xxxxxxx
Just make sure you bring Mrs dpg with you and we'll keep ourselves busy while you're working :twisted:
oh god another great offer while im at work i give in :cry: :cry: :cry:
stop teasing sassy

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :kiss:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx