I've just told my missus to come back home for sex

6 Oct 2005

Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag lol

When we're finished she can put her knickers back on and go back to work.I dont think i'll be lucky but if you never try it on you'll never know :twisted:
Heres hoping :wanker:

6 Oct 2005

well thanx for sharing that with us

6 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well thanx for sharing that with us

i'll keep you informed wink

6 Oct 2005

Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting. rolleyes

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting.

then tell her to stop off at the west mids

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting.

Charmin

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Mr F Did it work?

Steph i'm waiting ....boy am i waiting :P

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting.

Charmin
might need a couple of rolls to clean up the mess :sticky:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by johneboy
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting.

Charmin
might need a couple of rolls to clean up the mess :sticky:
and get the type with aloe vera....very soothing cool

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting.

Charmin
Check the thread http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/58950.html
You'll see what I mean.
If the charming was to the way I jumped on the thread let me know so I'll pm you why.

6 Oct 2005

Never been to Yorkshire.....oh i think i have,Leeds,is that in Yorkshire?????

6 Oct 2005

Tried this once with my missus....she told me to sod off....be warned but keeping fingers crossed for you anyway.... wink

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag When we're finished she can put her knickers back on and go back to work.I dont think i'll be lucky but if you never try it on you'll never know :twisted:
Heres hoping :wanker:

I've just shouted over to my wife to put the kettle on and make us a brew!!
I think you have more chance of being successful than I have !!! confused

:? :? :?

6 Oct 2005

still waiting rolleyes

I'm gonna have to phone her up in a minute cos i cant stand the suspense any longer....looks like i'll have to have a :wanker: again :roll:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag When we're finished she can put her knickers back on and go back to work.I dont think i'll be lucky but if you never try it on you'll never know :twisted:
Heres hoping :wanker:

I've just shouted over to my wife to put the kettle on and make us a brew!!
I think you have more chance of being successful than I have !!! confused

:? :? :?
maybe she'll bring you your cuppa in a sexy little outfit wink

6 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well thanx for sharing that with us

mr filths a real slick operator !!!!! cool

6 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
well thanx for sharing that with us

mr filths a real slick operator !!!!! cool

well i cant be that slick cos it looks like a no rolleyes

oh well it was worth a try

6 Oct 2005

Don't know what your problem is mr filth. I've tried texting Ian when he used to be between calls and it alwaysworked for me dunno

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag When we're finished she can put her knickers back on and go back to work.I dont think i'll be lucky but if you never try it on you'll never know :twisted:
Heres hoping :wanker:

please tell me she isn't a bus driver, cos I would have the right hump if I'd purchased a Â£2 return to the town centre and ended up sitting on the top deck with the engine left running outside your house for twenty minutes.

6 Oct 2005

Quote by davej
Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag When we're finished she can put her knickers back on and go back to work.I dont think i'll be lucky but if you never try it on you'll never know :twisted:
Heres hoping :wanker:

please tell me she isn't a bus driver, cos I would have the right hump if I'd purchased a Â£2 return to the town centre and ended up sitting on the top deck with the engine left running outside your house for twenty minutes.
2 mins to get in house,upstairs and undress ,,30 seconds for foreplay,,30 seconds for intercourse,2 mins to get out to the bus
that makes only 5 mins...whats the other 15 mins for ? fish and chips ?

6 Oct 2005

Foreplay? you've lost me now

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
Foreplay? you've lost me now

after 3 and before 5
verb:before you go out to play tidy your room

6 Oct 2005

As it's chinaman with a toothache time, I take it she didn't turn up Mr F? rolleyes

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
As it's chinaman with a toothache time, I take it she didn't turn up Mr F?

a what? please explain..... I'm totally lost and confused (more so than usual)....

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
As it's chinaman with a toothache time, I take it she didn't turn up Mr F?

I cannot tell a lie ,she did'nt turn up :cry: Had to resort to DIY sex again.....never mind :cry:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by JoeMiller
As it's chinaman with a toothache time, I take it she didn't turn up Mr F?

a what? please explain..... I'm totally lost and confused (more so than usual)....
Chinaman with a toothache time - why two thirty of course! :roll:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by mr filth
As it's chinaman with a toothache time, I take it she didn't turn up Mr F?

I cannot tell a lie ,she did'nt turn up :cry: Had to resort to DIY sex again.....never mind :cry:
At Least Its With Someone You Love

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
As it's chinaman with a toothache time, I take it she didn't turn up Mr F?

a what? please explain..... I'm totally lost and confused (more so than usual)....
Chinaman with a toothache time - why two thirty of course! :roll:
:doh: redface

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't know what your problem is mr filth. I've tried texting Ian when he used to be between calls and it always worked for me

lol......... cant say i've had a problem either......... must be your approach method.... lol
equi-princess xxx