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IS IT A BISCUIT OR A CAKE...................???
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Jaffa Cakes...., What are they???
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:x :x :x :x :x :x The matter was settled over ten years ago by a VAT tribunal in a very expensive case. McVities argued that they were indeed cakes (and hence zero-rated for VAT), while HM Customs and Excise argued that they were biscuits and hence subject to 17.5 per cent VAT. McVities won the case, primarily because biscuits are hard when fresh and soft when stale whereas cakes are soft when fresh and hard when stale; Jaffa Cakes, of course, fall into the latter category.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
McVities argued that they were indeed cakes
I was suprised to discover that McVities don't own the name Jaffa Cakes. I bought some and when I got home I realised they were Happy Shopper Jaffa Cakes - same spelling and everything.
I sometimes like to make big gigantic jaffa cakes - 12in Rounds - make you sick if you eat them all
Quote by Libra-Love
:P And apparently it's not recommended that one inserts a jaffa cake before giving oral pleasure either
Laughing my head off as I cannot decide who is not supposed to insert the jaffa cake where? Have an image of me giving a blow job with a whole jaffa cake stuck in my gob! But I'm guess on 2nd thoughts that is not what you meant at all at all
Quote by celticq
:P And apparently it's not recommended that one inserts a jaffa cake before giving oral pleasure either
Laughing my head off as I cannot decide who is not supposed to insert the jaffa cake where? Have an image of me giving a blow job with a whole jaffa cake stuck in my gob! But I'm guess on 2nd thoughts that is not what you meant at all at all
OMG...I'd love to see you try that one though :shock:
Sex God
Quote by celticq
Laughing my head off as I cannot decide who is not supposed to insert the jaffa cake where? Have an image of me giving a blow job with a whole jaffa cake stuck in my gob!
Doughnuts, it's gotta be doughnuts. Trust me on this.
Ah. Topic variation: (That's a euph... ufo... youfer... nother word for hijack)
Is a doughnut a cake or a bun?
Sex God
Quote by celticq
A doughnut is not a cake definately not a cake.
Do you know in Norn Irn they call Doughnuts - Gravy Rings? This is true. I am not lying.
Round here it's a metaphor for diarrhoea.
Sex God
Quote by celticq
Is a doughnut a cake or a bun?
Is that your next puzzle? I don't think you've given it nearly as much tought as the other ones :shock:
Sorry, those three puzzles represent the sum total of my four decades of accumulated wisdom. That's it. That's all I know. The Meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything? Haven't a scooby.
Quote by AndyS-NE
They are an official snack food of the England football team - they are low in fat and give a quick energy burst according to this England squad dietician I saw interviewed on TV once.
So do bananas - sorry for the randomness of this post
No,he never said nothing about bananas Andy - it was an strongly worded overtly pro-Jaffa Cake message that he was putting over.
As to weither Jaffa Cake fueled oral sex took place later I cannot say,I don't play for the England squad myself.
