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Jaffas.... Are they cakes or biscuits??

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Unknown User
rolleyes
None of the above.
They are actually keep fit apparatus. Along with Cadbury's Creme Eggg and Mint Munchies.
Vital to to the good health, strength and flexibility of the tongue.
Unknown User
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fruit of the loom.

well there's plenty of them in here rolleyes loon
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
fruit of the loom.

well there's plenty of them in here rolleyes loon
I did think of another fruit of.... but no not on this site!
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
tia maria and fresh orange
got to be fresh orange
it`s called in some places a
jaffa cake
or in other places a
smartie!!
Unknown User
Quote by freckledbird
I believe anything with seeds is classed as a fruit confused
Therefore a tomato must be a fruit biggrin .....I think :?

Yes, a tomato is a fruit. :D
You'd have got a tick on my class' recent assessment on plant life cycles for that :D
WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce:
Do you want an apple.......do ........ hey!!!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Do you want an apple.......do ........ hey!!!

As long as it's a Cox's Orange Pippin - they're only my second favourite after Russets but you won't be able to get a Russet apple at this time of year. biggrin
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Russet hey!
Well you can get anything on the internet lol
Enjjoy!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Russet hey!
Well you can get anything on the internet lol
Enjjoy!

Awww thanks MrFC biggrin
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Russet hey!
Well you can get anything on the internet lol
Enjjoy!

Awww thanks MrFC biggrin
wtf? rolleyes
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
wtf? rolleyes

eh ?
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
come again
(:rascalsmile

I'm on tea break :grin:
Darkfire
Sex God
rolleyes teabreak indeed .
at least us under 30'shave stamina
bolt
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by philstarnchoozy
wtf? rolleyes

I'm a teacher, MrFC got me an apple (or several) biggrin
You know, apple for teacher?
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
rolleyes teabreak indeed .
at least us under 30's have stamina
bolt

Stamina ???????
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Quote by freckledbird
I believe anything with seeds is classed as a fruit confused
Therefore a tomato must be a fruit biggrin .....I think :?

Yes, a tomato is a fruit. :D
You'd have got a tick on my class' recent assessment on plant life cycles for that :D
what about me... i was first
<<<<<< lies on the floor, stamping feet and having an infantile tantrum :cry:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
what about me... i was first
<<<<<< lies on the floor, stamping feet and having an infantile tantrum :cry:

Hmmm, OK then you can have a tick as well - would a gold star make you feel any better? biggrin
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Quote by freckledbird

what about me... i was first
<<<<<< lies on the floor, stamping feet and having an infantile tantrum :cry:

Hmmm, OK then you can have a tick as well - would a brown star make you feel any better? biggrin
:shock:
:gagged:
little__gem
Sex God
I gave neil a gold star once for giving me a good shagging
bolt
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Quote by freckledbird

what about me... i was first
<<<<<< lies on the floor, stamping feet and having an infantile tantrum :cry:

Hmmm, OK then you can have a tick as well - would a gold star make you feel any better? biggrin
much............
i have a tick......... well its more Tourettes actually...
wanna shag,
fuck
blowjob
fuck
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

what about me... i was first
<<<<<< lies on the floor, stamping feet and having an infantile tantrum :cry:

Hmmm, OK then you can have a tick as well - would a brown star make you feel any better? biggrin
:shock:
:gagged:
:shock: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Bad Dambuster!
well_busty_babe
Sex God
meybe we should email McVitties and ask them for their opinion?
also,
i may email tescos and complain of my distress at not finding jaffa cakes in the cake isle, but them doscovering them hidden amongst the biscuits! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by freckledbird

what about me... i was first
<<<<<< lies on the floor, stamping feet and having an infantile tantrum :cry:

Hmmm, OK then you can have a tick as well - would a brown star make you feel any better? biggrin
:shock:
:gagged:
it would only make a difference to Bloke.......... bolt
duncanlondon
Sex God
Jeez...............
I bought a packet of classic Jaffas today and ate about half the packet.
Right how about whether crisps are crips or chips? lol
Lilmiss
Sex God
Quote by Medic_1
wink
Tomatoes :-------
Are they a fruit or a veg confused: :?:
Phredd

Fruit..... It's grown above the ground.....
U nut!! rolleyes
mr__powers1
Sex God
well what ever they are.....they're the food of the gods!!
H__x
Sex God
They're cakes according to the vat man.
There is only one way to eat them.
Cake first, then chocolate, then yummy fruity bit.
H.x
duncanlondon
Sex God
I have the ultimate answer to this.
You can slice a jaffa with a knife, just like any cake.
You cannnot slice a bisuit, unless it has gone soggy, and then you still need a pair of pliers to grab it.
DJohn
Sex God
What nonsense. Jaffas are chocolate, as any Australian who has ever been to the cinema should know