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easy
Sex God
what the hell have you got a crinkly old ear as an avatar for? confused :? :? :rude: lol

What is it? Anyone have an idea? dunno
warwick
Sex God
Is it a close up of part of davej s missing eye confused:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Ok, I'll give a prize to the first one who guesses.....................................................
I thought it was really obvious :P biggrin
Easy - Tut, FFS It looks nothing like an ear rolleyes
Sexy Ann - Yuk smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: lol
Jas
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Can't remember who the trademarks are, but using them anyway :P
Unknown User
Ohh a game......is it a naked man sitting down in a bush dunno ...i never said i was any good with games tho lol
Reese
Sex God
Hmm...it appears to be a rather extraordinarily erotic flower. confused
~Reese! :love:
Unknown User
it looks like a ear to me!. rolleyes ........with a little vib stuck through it
oooooooooo its the new ear vib that just come out! :giggle:
rogerthedragon
Sex God
I think it looks like an internal plaster cast of some part of the body - not sure what though, possibly something rather intimate. :shock:
Roger xxx
marmalaid
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I'm with Reese on this one. It's an orchid.
Roger, what strange body parts you have!
blast
Reese
Sex God
...or perhaps the glans of the penis, supported by the urethra, with the outer flesh and corpora cavernosa stripped away and hanging loosely to the side?! :shock:
~Reese! :love:
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Quote by Reese
...or perhaps the glans of the penis, supported by the urethra, with the outer flesh and corpora cavernosa stripped away and hanging loosely to the side?! :shock:
~Reese! :love:

OMG REESE!...................... you have just put me off me dinner :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Reese
...or perhaps the glans of the penis, supported by the urethra, with the outer flesh and corpora cavernosa stripped away and hanging loosely to the side?! :shock:
~Reese! :love:

And the winner is - how the bloody hell did you think that up? lol
Reese
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Quote by AndyS-NE
And the winner is - how the bloody hell did you think that up? lol

I have a rather twisted mind. :twisted:
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Sorry, Debs. :P
mollyandchris
Sex God
I have no idea it looks like a mess to me
Molly xx
Nimbus
Master of Sex
Quote by easy
What is it? Anyone have an idea? dunno

a deflated baloon on a walking stick? :dunno:
Re__Lapse
Sex God
Not saying as my thought is to horrible.
Dawnie
Sex God
Dunno dunno but do they stock them at Ann Summers cos I think I just broke me new toy redface surprisedops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:
easy
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Ok, I'll give a prize to the first one who guesses.....................................................
I thought it was really obvious :P biggrin
Easy - Tut, FFS It looks nothing like an ear rolleyes
Sexy Ann - Yuk smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: lol
Jas
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Can't remember who the trademarks are, but using them anyway :P

Probably will be when you tell us. :roll: :roll: :roll:
OK Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
warwick
Sex God
Dawn if you broke your new toy
I can suggest an alternative
take about 30 mins to get it to you lol :twisted: :twisted:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Dawn if you broke your new toy
I can suggest an alternative
take about 30 mins to get it to you lol :twisted: :twisted:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Thats the second time today you've had me laughing and choking :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:
p.s. next week warwick :giggle:
warwick
Sex God
Bet youll get an even bigger laugh next week redface
roger743
Sex God
It's a naked woman sitting on a box, isn't it?
neilinleeds
Sex God
is it that think in the wall where that flower gets all horny and shags another flower and then turns into a willy and the other flower turns into a girlie and they have sex and then the willy turns into a guitar and then a syringe and then something else quite disturbing with guns and blood and stuff?
this one . . .

is it? have i won? :bounce:
what's me prize jas? hhhmmmm? will i like it? please say i won! biggrin
neil x x x ;)
p.s. jas? i think you'll find they're my TM's you failed to acknowledge there, as you bloody well know! :mad:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Bet youll get an even bigger laugh next week redface

hmmmm bigger? Nah, couldn't be bigger than the first one today, could it?
Dawn :silly:
warwick
Sex God
LMAO lol :lol:
Dawn you silly sod
Neill get back in your box :lol:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Dawn you silly sod

<<< hangs head in shame redface >>>
Dawn :silly:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Ok Reece won.
It's a flower made out of a paper napkin.
TallnHairy made it for me last weekend, and I thought it was pretty cool biggrin
Jas
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Reese
Sex God
Oooh! What's my prize?! biggrin
easy
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dawn you silly sod

<<< hangs head in shame redface >>>
Dawn :silly:
*As Dawns head goes down her bum sticks up in the air, so easy sneaks up and...*
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: