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NO! Its not what yer thinkin .
Just struck me , a new theme for a munch . As this month has seen such a marvellous and entertaining crop of trolling creepzoid young idiot newbies , i reckon it would make for great fun if we had a munch where each established member had to invite one along . No one admitted without a moron !
I am sure the offending articles would be happy to be invited and it would serve a dual purpose in that they would either be educated in the way of the SH warrior by the more experienced and marvellous members , or they would be obviously untreatable and terrified enough by the regualr munchers close up that they would not return to irritate everyone. Either way what japes !!
Brill idea!
Oooooh can I have 2 morons please
Greedy? yep, that's me !
lol
Keep up the good work Silky & G... at this rate it won't be long before your creative mind has found the solution to world peace. smile
Was just browsing your site before... a fine endeavour.
hmmmmm I know I'll regret posting this but I'm desperate :shock: (there's a limit as to how much I can love my right hand!) so Big Moron available here
lol
I'll pass on this one thanks.
Have had my fair share of morons confused
I'd be happy to adopt a moron or two but I'd have to keep them bound and gagged just in case they try to cause trouble :twisted:
Ooh, sounds interesting lol
I am sure we could keep a couple of morons in check. Do we have to let them go at the end of the munch though? :twisted:
G & D x
Quote by Libra-Love
I'll pass on this one thanks.
Have had my fair share of morons confused

You not getting off that easily surely? surprised All that experience makes you prime moron adopter material. They've given you so much, now it's time to give back. lol
Quote by Vix
Brill idea!

Hey Vix, can me and Kylie be yours and Reese's morons, 'cept that we aint morons, but not warriors either
Pretty please???? :rose:
Quote by jack_daniels72
Suspect it will have to be arranged during school holidays tho !

rotflmao
C x
Quote by Libra-Love
I'll pass on this one thanks.
Have had my fair share of morons confused

Ditto.
Could I bring a group of morons. We could all sit in the corner mumberling to each other in high pitched (balls not dropped yet) voices at how beautiful real woman are and how lucky you all are for having us in the same area.
Actually, I wouldn't mind leaving them to it other wise that particular corner may get a little too sticky for my liking. :shock:
I take it you like my avatar Matt? :shock:
wink
i think it's a grand idea cause i'm sure some of the people here think i am a git and i would like to show otherwise!!!!
lol
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I take it you like my avatar Matt? :shock:
wink

What makes you think that?

lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Just an idea....... rolleyes wink
When I first started out on the scene I was always told to be courteous, polite, non pushy and not to judge anyone and have always adhered to these rules totally.
Yes I was very nervous meeting others for the first time, the anticipation of what these people were like etc. etc.
So, as you are more experienced and marvellous members I would like to know what sort of message you are sending out to new GENUINE people, who want to start out on the scene but are undoubtedly very nervous by calling them morons, offending articles, creepzoids etc. etc.
redface oh dear so I was at the others by default, c'mon, c'mon, some one invite me then....
Quote by blueis
Keep up the good work Silky & G... at this rate it won't be long before your creative mind has found the solution to world peace. smile
Was just browsing your site before... a fine endeavour.

Thanks you xxxxxxxx
Quote by Richie2
When I first started out on the scene I was always told to be courteous, polite, non pushy and not to judge anyone and have always adhered to these rules totally.
Yes I was very nervous meeting others for the first time, the anticipation of what these people were like etc. etc.
So, as you are more experienced and marvellous members I would like to know what sort of message you are sending out to new GENUINE people, who want to start out on the scene but are undoubtedly very nervous by calling them morons, offending articles, creepzoids etc. etc.

well said i hope some people will feel a little embarrassed by they way they are treating some of us newbies we are not toys for you to play with we are real people with feelings and emotions we are fragile as we know no of you and just want to make friends and hopefully be called a friend can you all not remeber when you all started out on the board how daunting it all was please treat people the way you would like to be treated rolleyes redface
and if that doesn't work f**k it just call me a moron and i'll be happy lol :lol: wink
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creepzoids

Does anyone ACTUALLY use that word?? :shock:
Quote by Richie2
When I first started out on the scene I was always told to be courteous, polite, non pushy and not to judge anyone and have always adhered to these rules totally.
Yes I was very nervous meeting others for the first time, the anticipation of what these people were like etc. etc.
So, as you are more experienced and marvellous members I would like to know what sort of message you are sending out to new GENUINE people, who want to start out on the scene but are undoubtedly very nervous by calling them morons, offending articles, creepzoids etc. etc.

well said i hope some people will feel a little embarrassed by they way they are treating some of us newbies we are not toys for you to play with we are real people with feelings and emotions we are fragile as we know no of you and just want to make friends and hopefully be called a friend can you all not remeber when you all started out on the board how daunting it all was please treat people the way you would like to be treated rolleyes redface
and if that doesn't work f**k it just call me a moron and i'll be happy lol :lol: wink
Silky & BigG wrote:
creepzoids
Does anyone ACTUALLY use that word??
Yes they do see your initial post?
Ah, thats the G man!
My apologies
Silky xxx
You call yourself swingers, what a joke you are surpose to help new people not put them down
Your behaviour is inexcusable and im very surprised that your post as been allowed to stay on here
Dont know who you think you are silk and g but you certainly are not what we or any persons in the scene that we know would call swingers
Infact the only people that i would call a crop of trolling creepozoid idiots are yourselves ( silk n g ) and all the people on this thread that have agreed with you
I have been in the swinging scene for over 9 years this includes running my own sites and adult parties as well as social nights for new members and have never seen such stupid pathetic behaviour in all my time in the scene
Dont you think you should maybe try and help the new people? or is that above you
Im sorry but i think you are all stuck up immature idiots maybe you should think before you post. what you put was very cruel and im sure if any new members read your post will be put off the swinging scene
GROW UP
MAZ
*tuts*
Now look what you did G! smackbottom
I`m not taking this one. Just to prove to everyone that I don`t wear hemp and knit lentils! :P
Venusxxx
Quote by maznalan
You call yourself swingers, what a joke you are surpose to help new people not put them down
Your behaviour is inexcusable and im very surprised that your post as been allowed to stay on here
Dont know who you think you are silk and g but you certainly are not what we or any persons in the scene that we know would call swingers
Infact the only people that i would call a crop of trolling creepozoid idiots are yourselves ( silk n g ) and all the people on this thread that have agreed with you
I have been in the swinging scene for over 9 years this includes running my own sites and adult parties as well as social nights for new members and have never seen such stupid pathetic behaviour in all my time in the scene
Dont you think you should maybe try and help the new people? or is that above you
Im sorry but i think you are all stuck up immature idiots maybe you should think before you post. what you put was very cruel and im sure if any new members read your post will be put off the swinging scene
GROW UP
MAZ

Don't sit on the fence there will you..............
I get the distict impression that you didn't like the original post? wink
Wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Geeze .... don't take it so personally.
This last month has seen an influx of young males specifically with the intention of winding up true swingers. There was even a thread about the game the some Uni students were attempting.
We were all newbies once and newbies are most definitely welcomed on this site, in fact along with the influx of idiots we've had a number of new people join who have taken time to read the posts, introduce themselves and be part of the throng of happy swingers.
The post wasn't aimed at all newbies, just the idiots we've had lately.
For a first post thats some attack.
C x
Quote by Silk and Big G
NO! Its not what yer thinkin .
Just struck me , a new theme for a munch . As this month has seen such a marvellous and entertaining crop of trolling creepzoid young idiot newbies , i reckon it would make for great fun if we had a munch where each established member had to invite one along . No one admitted without a moron !
I am sure the offending articles would be happy to be invited and it would serve a dual purpose in that they would either be educated in the way of the SH warrior by the more experienced and marvellous members , or they would be obviously untreatable and terrified enough by the regualr munchers close up that they would not return to irritate everyone. Either way what japes !!

What a load of COBBLERS!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: