Jim'll Fix It

14 Aug 2004

Based on Juliett's post pondering on whether Jimmy Saville is still alive I thought I'd start this thread....
If Jim could fix it for you what would you choose to have fixed (if that makes any sense at all confused

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I would love to dance with Patrick Swayze like Jennifer Grey did in Dirty Dancing, complete with the lift at the end......*Swoon*....
Anyone else?

14 Aug 2004

Right didnt even have to think about this one.
Id want Brad Pitt in a firemans uniform so i could slide down his pole :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(sorry i know its boring to most but PHWOAR!! !!!!)

14 Aug 2004

LoL.....I can relate Clare......there are quite a few men whose poles I'd like to slide down..... :twisted:

14 Aug 2004

I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be Angel,so that Buffy can shag the pants off me,and i can eat people :twisted: wink

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be Angel,so that Buffy can shag the pants off me,and i can eat people :twisted:

I hate to be crude but you can eat me anytime you like Steve..... :twisted:

14 Aug 2004

"Dear Jim. Please fix it for me to have Alex and Missy visit me together so I can give them both a really nice *uck"

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be Angel,so that Buffy can shag the pants off me,and i can eat people :twisted:

That reminds me,chuck in angel too,looking all broody,WOW.
And while were at it chuck in Buffy too,why not????
What a foursome that would be,Jim id get down on my hands and knees for that one confused

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Jim id get down on my hands and knees for that one

:shock: thats disgusting Clare blink

14 Aug 2004

14 Aug 2004

my gammy left knee after 2 opps it still gives me a lot of pain ( dam football )

14 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
Dear Jim'll Fix It
Could you please arrange for me to be a moderator for a day. I have so wanted to join the ranks of the good, bad and dam right lovely and I know that this experience would make me a better totally rounded person. I have all the right credentials - bright, bold, bossy, beautiful and barmy. I am sensitive to conflict and it would give me an excuse to go in the areas which I would never never go into otherwise. I would responsibly deactivate anyone I didnt like and would never use this time to pick up anyone in this role of responsibility.
I hope to hear from you very soon..................................................
Love Corriexxxxx

With that sort of attitude, you can come and 'Mod' me anytime you like!

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
"Dear Jim. Please fix it for me to have Alex and Missy visit me together so I can give them both a really nice *uck"

I can just see 'em now. One on each wing pulling in opposite directions, with you in the background calmly stirring the orange sauce. (Why do I always want to reply to two posts?)

14 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be Angel

Steve, I can assure you, being me isn't all its cracked up to be rolleyes

;)

14 Aug 2004

Just thought i'd let you all know Sir Jim'l'fix it is certainly still with us I spied him having lunch on the very next table to us at work yesterday.
LOL I did say to the girls i wonder if he still had his fix it powers as I have a list and its building daily.
Hmmmmm wonder if he really can fix things for adults as well as kids :D

14 Aug 2004

Oh I would just wanna snog Robson Green. That would make me a very happy person. Anyone know RG's phone number by any chance?????

15 Aug 2004

Robson Greenand Alan ShearerYUMMY
Corr that would make my night biggrin

(After much messing around for months i have finnaly managed COLOUR and txt size with help from JGL :D Oh...and i can do pics too hehehehehe no holding me back now !!!)

15 Aug 2004

Quote by Tigger-Steve
Robson Green and Alan Shearer YUMMY
Corr that would make my night

But Alan Shearer is a boring wanker,he'd rather creasote his fence than go out with his MATES,if he has any.

15 Aug 2004

He might be boring but he's still gorgeous.....I dont' need him to be interesting, as long as his lips and other bits are available :twisted:

15 Aug 2004

Quote by Tigger-Steve
Robson Green and Alan Shearer YUMMY

To be Alan Shearer for the day.......
Mr RSAB2.

15 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Robson Green and Alan Shearer YUMMY

To be Alan Shearer for the day.......
Mr RSAB2.
i'll have to see if i can get them to the north-east munch then... lol
dear jim......
can you fix it............. biggrin

:D :D

15 Aug 2004

If they came to the Munch you wouldnt see me or them for dust bolt

Id have to sneak them off to the loo's or somewhere :twisted: biggrin