Quote by Freckledbird
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Now I am dead
You bloody dare!
:smackbottom: Nothing to see here folks, move along quietly now
Kiss_Me, I'm a primary school teacher.
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I knew that! Why am I so dumb sometimes? Answers on a billboard please!
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Essex, don't bloody encourage him! 
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Quote by essex34m
I wasnt, i want to see if there is something to see here, im a nosey git
not quite at the point of being an ambulance chaser, i will leave that to the likes of meaty and markz
i can't beleive you've put me in the same catagory as Skiddy, thats the last time i come to visit you at the care home for sexually inept chavs
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I wasnt, i want to see if there is something to see here, im a nosey git
not quite at the point of being an ambulance chaser, i will leave that to the likes of meaty and markz
i can't beleive you've put me in the same catagory as Skiddy, thats the last time i come to visit you at the care home for sexually inept chavs
Why? Are you on day release Meaty?
Quote by Kiss_Me
I wasnt, i want to see if there is something to see here, im a nosey git
not quite at the point of being an ambulance chaser, i will leave that to the likes of meaty and markz
i can't beleive you've put me in the same catagory as Skiddy, thats the last time i come to visit you at the care home for sexually inept chavs
Why? Are you on day release Meaty?
Care in the Community maybe ?
its an excellent home, i get to watch porn all day, so i can improve my techniques
last week, the teacher said "essex, id like you to say something you have learned from a porn film, talk to me, using a line from a film"
so i replied
"das ist gut ja?"
i think im getting the hang of it all, one day, i wont be sexually inept
last week, the teacher said "essex, id like you to say something you have learned from a porn film, talk to me, using a line from a film"
so i replied
"das ist gut ja?"
i think im getting the hang of it all, one day, i wont be sexually inept
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Quote by essex34m
its an excellent home, i get to watch porn all day, so i can improve my techniques
last week, the teacher said "essex, id like you to say something you have learned from a porn film, talk to me, using a line from a film"
so i replied
"das ist gut ja?"
i think im getting the hang of it all, one day, i wont be sexually inept
well it's an improvement on last time, running round shouting 'Schnell'
Quote by meat2pleaseu
its an excellent home, i get to watch porn all day, so i can improve my techniques
last week, the teacher said "essex, id like you to say something you have learned from a porn film, talk to me, using a line from a film"
so i replied
"das ist gut ja?"
i think im getting the hang of it all, one day, i wont be sexually inept
well it's an improvement on last time, running round shouting 'Schnell'
i wasnt running, i was sat in front of a screen, looking at certain profiles of the lovely young ladies who frequent this site, i was just getting impatient
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Quote by de_sade
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Freckledbird - Teacher
Darkfire - Teacher
Jags - Teacher
Missy - Teacher
BiWelshMinx - Teacher
Will - Teacher
:shock:
Hang about, there seems to be a pattern emerging or have I been hanging around in staffrooms too long..?
De_sade
If only the poor parents knew they were leaving their precious offspring with such a load of degenerate perverts :giggle:
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De_Sade, you're right! Is there a prize when that happens? :twisted:
Meaty :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Meaty
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Quote by de_sade
De_Sade, you're right! Is there a prize when that happens? :twisted:
Not normally, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Six of the best ! :twisted:
Six of the best what I'll let you decide.
De_sade
:shock: :twisted:
Discuss it over coffee? :twisted:
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Freckledbird - Teacher
Darkfire - Teacher
Jags - Teacher
Missy - Teacher
BiWelshMinx - Teacher
Will - Teacher
:shock:
Hang about, there seems to be a pattern emerging or have I been hanging around in staffrooms too long..?
De_sade
Add on all us nurses and all of a sudden the world seems a very scary place indeed :uhoh: :giggle:
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Meaty
will you please behave or else young man
f b feel free to punhish him in what ever way you can
Oooooooooo I'd love to do all sorts of things to Meaty :twisted:
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:cry: :cry: :cry:
It's broke good and proper (and expensivley
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It's broke good and proper (and expensivley
) 
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no, cos i was off flirting and tarting elsewhere
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:rascal:
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well, it's no fun behaving is it? :twisted:
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i have no idea what you mean
