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Quote by smokerjim
can i be a woodsman , can i , can i biggrin :bounce: :bounce: wow , i`ll get a hat n everything,,,,and an axe , and a big knife,,, but best of all ,,,,
a hole sustainable forrest to look after :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
you have no idea how happy that would make me :D :D

Where are you going with this Dino? Are you taking it where I think?... confused
"Oh he's a lumberjack, and he's okay
He sleeps all night, and he works all day..." blink :blink: :blink: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Jim , you know me so well wink :wink:
We'll need wood to burn to make a BBQ, then add 3 pigs, 2 cows and 10Kgs of veg.
That should do nicely for a BBQ (I'll kill the animals myself, honest)
Did anyone consider that bringing tinned food has the same effect as a replicator? lol
We also need hot water bottles, bikes, handkerchiefs and a tin opener.
Can we have a 2' x 2' x 7' high gate pier with a flat top?
I'm not allowed one in the SHBB house :cry: :cry:
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Can we have a 2' x 2' x 7' high gate pier with a flat top?
I'm not allowed one in the SHBB house :cry: :cry:
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

errr :shock: yea of course as your so eager about it eager confused
ok help me out what is a 2' x 2' x 7' high gate pier?
add it to the list ffs someone , hes our ram raider give the slut what he wants :grin:
lol
No idea but I volunteer to do all nursig and emergency medical care smile
Music - we need music.
CD's etc are all very well but LIVE bands are what are needed!
The band of the Coldstream Guards may not be to everyone's musical tase but I am shure would be able to help satisfy some of the community members.
Any other ideas for the more musically inclined?
Quote by McCloggie
Music - we need music.
CD's etc are all very well but LIVE bands are what are needed!
The band of the Coldstream Guards may not be to everyone's musical tase but I am shure would be able to help satisfy some of the community members.
Any other ideas for the more musically inclined?

radio sh will be played throughout the day and night by rainbows
she better play some Tool or shes sacked lol
You will of course need someone to monitor the padded cell. I'm your girl!
Venusxx
i didnt know the padded cell was on the list bolt
We just have to get some coconut palms and truck load of sand. Life really should be a beach. ....and such fun getting the sand out of the crevices later
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I volunteer to light the fires. Dragon's are good at that.
:twisted: Taff666 :twisted:
Solar Pannels, and plenty of them, a river flowing by to insert water wheel (more power generation) and to catch fisheses,
a well stocked workshop and a huge garage with a selection of cars that everyone wants .
ooooh and a huge toy cupboard, must have loadsa toys, and the whole complex replicated 200 ft underground ............. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ...................... in case someone does something foolish with the planet whilst we are away rolleyes
have we said heated swiming pool and sauna?
oh and a huge glass dome over the top so that we can say flipa to the british weather,
ooooooooooo I'm just getting warmed up. I'll be back
can we join? huh? pleaaaaaaaase :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
sad :( :(
I thought this was going to be a "Hippy" commune with plenty of "Flower Power" people.
Feeling let down now so I am off to Frisco and the real world.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :giveup: bolt
No no I love kat lol ien'n' john's stuff a free sexy commune but with new age engineering and save the planet. This is real Guru cult stuff. I want the title of "arse bandit power generator".. it has a real ring to it
can i be head of security??? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: hmm go on please?
im all qualified n everything
or or or director of echotechnology labs, I could keep inventing stuff to make us more n more self sustainable ............. self reliable (skylabs here we come, now where did I put that T101)
I got loadsa ideas, honest I have :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can we have a silver service tea served every day at 4pm sharp with scones and strawberry jam and clotted cream?
Oooooooooh and a man who beats a big..............err............. gong at one minute to four to let us know it's on the table? :shock: :shock: :shock:
And................and ..............waitresses in little black numbers with white frilly pinnies to serve it :rascal: :rascal:
bolt
Quote by Eagerslut9

And................and ..............waitresses in little black numbers with white frilly pinnies to serve it :rascal: :rascal:
bolt

now your talkin, with dog collars n chains, at our beck and call, ready to service our every whim
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll get me coat
:bolt:
Right you lot,:small-print: :jagsatwork:
I'm off to spend a bit of time with the rug rat,
DO NOT mess with any of me gadgets while i'm away, especially the T101, he bites.
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
awwwwww john i wanted to mess wiv ya gadgets
go on lemme
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

erm?????????? oh ok then
Right, back now ............... having just been thoroughly trounced at monopoly by a 12 year old mad :x :x :x
so lets see now where the hell have all my gadgets gone????????????
AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY T101???
Voddy................. put that robot down before it gets hurt................ oh shit...........i knew i should have took the batteries out