)Roll up roll up and join the sh commune.
There will be no contact from the outside world. Here we will live in peace (yea right lol)
Television will be replaced by campfire which will be lit at 7pm each night. Join the build come live with us. Thoughts to help the build should be added on this thread.
We will start from scratch and steal a piece of beautiful green belt in a central location (near me mum so I can nip off on the odd Sunday for a roast lol) so we will need all kinds of builders, carpenters, plasterers, tillers, plumbers ( no not that kind of plumbers you fiends) Roofers, gardeners, and cooks.
Leave your religion at the gate all books will be destroyed. There will be only our church, the one true house. In our temple we will worship at midnight on a Saturday 12am. There will be no crucifixes, no Buddha’s, no pope johns, no magic cows, we will bow in awe at the big stone carved 30 foot darlek, while humming the doctor who theme tune. We will then take communion (fuckin and lots of)
Through out certain times of the day radio sh will be broadcast, D. J rainbows supplying the tunes.
Things on the list for the build so far
Sauna, swimming pool, Jacuzzi, communal shower, a car park for the camper van, and for eagersluts truck, which we will need a thunderbirds type hedge that moves dead fast so he can go out on mad max style ram raids, we will need the odd supply. Solitary confinement, with two padded cells, one for when some one steps out of line and needs a rest, and a double for when two people get into a fight and we can put them in together until they reconcile there differences after they have nearly killed each other. If things haven’t smoothed out that’s where the boxing ring will come into play, where two big fat sumo suits will be worn.
We need a sustainable forest. Camp fires don’t burn themselves you know doh!.
Green houses for fruit and vegetables, and hydroponics for you lot that smoke too much.
A gossip bench, a mingers smoking shed, a dungeon (yes you heard that right I’ll look after that lol) a five a side football pitch groan (can’t have the footie louts missing a kick about hey) and a interrogation room for the newbie’s as they will need their brains melting to jelly before they are rebuilt and ready for the big house. So we need a cell block H too for acclimatising.
Oh and I want separate sleeping quarters because I FUCKING THOUGHT OF THE IDEA SO BOL-- LOCKS LOL your not coming near me and my girl.
Log cabins will be needed for those that fall in love awwwwww and need some time away from the main block. A pharmacy, a brewery hey I’ll look after that as well lol.
An armoury with full equipped paintball guns and a swat team ready for when the press try to sneak in, or for when THE MAN tries to pull another WACO..We will not be taken.
So all those that want to join what else do we need? Because I’m sick of bloody typing to be truthful …HELP!
i'll add it to my 'to-do' list if you dont get rid of books Rachel 
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and a touch of indian head massage.
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