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David Beckham decides to go horse riding: Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horsegallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap awayfrom the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and
he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams
andscreams for help!!!!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
biggrin :D :D :D Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That tickled me
Dawn :silly:
Just out of interest Dawn, could I tickle you too?
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Just out of interest Dawn, could I tickle you too?

Feel free hun :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
yeah i must admit thats funny ill try and remember that one for later when im down the pub with the lads lol
very good more more :lol2:
David Beckham is doing a jig-saw and yells to Victoria when he is finished, 'Victoria, they say I'm not clever, but look. It says '4 to 5 years' on the box, and it only took me two weeks!!' biggrin