A man arrived home early from work and as he opened the door, his wife was on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor, so he got down and had sexual intercourse with her from behind.
When they had finished and both of them stood up, he slapped her across the face and and made her wince. What did you do that for, when I have just allowed you to do that to me said his wife.
That said her husband is because you didn't look round first.
BOOM BOOM. :lol: :lol: