JOKE: A FROG

29 Sep 2004

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a Â£30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow Â£30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
You're singing it, aren't you?

29 Sep 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now that is a good one... if I tried to repeat it in the pub this evening I would fuck it up.... but never the less that is a good one!!!!

29 Sep 2004

oi flicknlick no! smackbottom

i'll be singing that stupid bloody song all night now! :mad:
oh and rotflmao

at yer! nice one! :lol2:
neil x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
took me 1/2 an hour to explain it to me thick wife
good one
lol

29 Sep 2004

In my head now that......thanks flick n lick. lol