SOME JOKES
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S TIME FOR BED AT MICHEAL JACKSONS HOUSE?
when the big hand touches the little hand!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A SPACEMAN????
park n it man!!!! (provided by the tweenies)
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.
She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.
When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.
She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.
The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."
Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.
As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"
Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
let us know your jokes thnx
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JOKES!!!!!
A pregnant girl is walking down the street when her waters suddenly break. She starts panicking and pulls out her mobile to ring her mum. "Ma Ma, my waters have broke, what should I do?"
"Where are you ringing from?" Her mum replied trying to stay calm.
"From ma minge to ma ankles" came the reply
gah thats bad
Two irish blokes are walking through a forest looking for work when they see a notice saying 'Tree Fellers wanted'. One turns to the other and says, Yer know paddy, its too bad theres only two of us"
what do you call a scouser with white hair?
Cumhead
*gets coat*
"Where are you ringing from?" Her mum replied trying to stay calm.
"From ma minge to ma ankles" came the reply
gah thats bad
Two irish blokes are walking through a forest looking for work when they see a notice saying 'Tree Fellers wanted'. One turns to the other and says, Yer know paddy, its too bad theres only two of us"
what do you call a scouser with white hair?
Cumhead
*gets coat*
