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9 Jun 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Well Chris, some of us are quite madder than mad and some of us even think they are someone else and dress up to try and prove it. Mad? how mad do you want us to be? Me, Im mad and confused. Sometimes male , sometimes female, hetro bi, and I eat red meat. I am the epitome of SH madness. But hell, do I have a ball .
Welcome and enjoy the madness :P

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At least you won't miss out on anything Judy :twisted: :twisted:
:lol2:

9 Jun 2004

iemk
ogd tame. it ws as much as I could do to think of so many reputeably peeps, I kepyt wanting ti say sarge or fred or will or k t or jags or bluexxxx
what shoukd I say other than... I fell into a burning ring of fire and it burnse burns brurns the ring of fire
and the flames went higher...
1963 C ( )
Jonny cash on R2 as I type

9 Jun 2004

I don't need worshipping I just need obeying!!! lol

:lol:

9 Jun 2004

damn, subtle difference
gilbert grovels
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9 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
damn, subtle difference
gilbert grovels
1

Subtle differences are what makes a plate of mince into a dish of bolognese!!!
lol

:lol:
I like the grovelling too.. Mattmoleman was the master of it :shock:

9 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Talking of Mattmoleman, where is he? haven't seen him for a little while dunno

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
damn, subtle difference
gilbert grovels
1

Subtle differences are what makes a plate of mince into a dish of bolognese!!!
lol

:lol:

Or Gilberts into Giblerts :twisted:

9 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Talking of Mattmoleman, where is he? haven't seen him for a little while

Don't know but I miss him :cry:

10 Jun 2004

Hi Chris002 and :welcome:
As you have gathered it is somewhat of a nuthouse round here :silly:
but luckily there are some of us still sane :haha: blink

:grin: :crazy:
(ok well maybe sane is something that i never was!!)
Have fun and a good laugh,and theres always a good debate going on somewhere biggrin

:D :D :D :D
Clare,xxx
wink

10 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Hi Chris002 and :welcome:
As you have gathered it is somewhat of a nuthouse round here :silly:
but luckily there are some of us still sane :haha: :grin: :crazy:
(ok well maybe sane is something that i never was!!)
Have fun and a good laugh,and theres always a good debate going on somewhere :D :D :D :D
Clare,xxx

Welll clare I was just wondering who you may having been classing as sane.
I put it all down to the night time, the lack of the sun and the moon light, or maybe its the radiation from computer monitors?
Griblet

10 Jun 2004

pssst....chris over here son,,,, they are all barkin....p.m. me for serious advice just dont tell the others....

10 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
well I suppose the considered answer is ... "f**king mad"
honestly there is little hope for most
it does depend on gender and to an extent age,
look at WBB
no, no commet just look at her www it will do you so much good.
will certainly have you back here in double quick time!!!! :twisted:

mad am i??????????

Quote by gilbert
WBB is a fine woman but something of a man eater.... maybe what you want

well i am bloody mad now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well Gilby, i will have you know i have not eaten a man since last year!!!
(i have been too busy toying with them! wink

)
anyway, hello chris.. welcome to the forum and may u have many happy hours here.. and even more away from here! :twisted:

10 Jun 2004

Right!!! Stand by your beds!!!

10 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right!!! Stand by your beds!!!
Time to bring some much needed sanity to this thread. :? :?
Welcome aboard Chris. Between you and me, they are all barking mad!! I feel I have to distance myself from them all.
They think this is a Swingers Site, when it is really a Lunatic Asylum, provided by the NHS as part of the Care in the Community Programme. The Moderators are all nurses and regularly administer doses of virtual sedatives. Some, such as WBB, need more doses than others!!!
So, when they talk about Swinging, just smile and nod and generally humour them. We wouldn't want them to find out the truth now, would we???

Over here Sarge!!! I think it's time you took your medication again rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Paul

10 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Over here Sarge!!! I think it's time you took your medication again :roll: :roll:

See what I mean!!!!

10 Jun 2004

Poor Sarge - he was admitted a good while ago gibbering about chocolate and hair products. He seems convinced he has a rank of some sort and would be shocked if he learnt the truth - he's in here for good with the rest of us loonies !
:twisted: wink

10 Jun 2004

Hi there Chris. :welcome:
Seems like your hello thread has been hi-jacked by the general insanity that goes on here rather often.
As far as having luck as a single guy goes it really does happen, as my wife can attest to on a number of occasions. lol

:lol: She has keeps a number of spare men under the bed for special occasions or when I have to work! :shock: :shock:

10 Jun 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
Seems like your hello thread has been hi-jacked by the general insanity that goes on here rather often.

Who's he then ?????

10 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Seems like your hello thread has been hi-jacked by the general insanity that goes on here rather often.

Who's he then ?????
Your commanding officer sarge, "'attention, come on Bilko on the floor and give me ten!"

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Whispers to self "WBB, MrsFC, Wilma, Jags, Venus, Clare, Judy, MISSCHIEF, Kit, Heather.", There you go General, Ten press ups no hands needed.