Just Been Reading The Forums...

9 Jun 2004

I have only just discovered this sight (well, last Sunday) and it looks great but then I started to read through some of the Forums. How on earth is a genuine guy meant to get a post noticed amongst the adverts that say â€˜available to shag tonightâ€™ and â€˜pussy neededâ€™ from blokes, yep you get the picture.
Surely, most of you fine ladies that use the site must get pretty pissed off by it all. I donâ€™t see many posts from you ladies looking to meet but then I expect it pretty dangerous to post such an add, not only the meeting up but the barrage of email I suspect you receive.
Can anyone show me the ropes as a new swinging heaven user? No, Iâ€™m not taking the piss before anyone asks. It just seems to be such a male dominated arena or am I looking in the wrong places? And please, no one say Cardiff when referring to the wrong place part of the Question!

9 Jun 2004

friend,
welcome, step inside the cafe and get to know the people herein, in time maybe venture into the chatroom, takes a very brave man.
Cafe is very like a pub, you make mates and maybe hit it off
Vast majority here are not looking to initially cop off, but to be mates
tread gentley tread carefully and I am sure you will enjoy, so many have but be warned this place is addictive and many of the locals are apparently somewhat mad
regards
Gilbert

9 Jun 2004

All I can say is hang about, read, join in, learn the ropes and see what happens. Many come and go because they expect a shag in a week, but that wont happen unless you are bloody lucky. Be patient and see what happens.

9 Jun 2004

I shall take your advice and remember that most of the locals are mad! The question must be asked is how mad? I should imagine i will get to find out over time!

9 Jun 2004

I always quote 'shirly valentine', when asked about my sanity....' I am lupe the furin lupe'.... this is a place to forget the assholes from the rest of your life...chill out, get a drink, draw up a chair and converse....?

9 Jun 2004

hello chris :rascal:

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Chris002
I shall take your advice and remember that most of the locals are mad! The question must be asked is how mad? I should imagine i will get to find out over time!

well I suppose the considered answer is ... "f**king mad"
honestly there is little hope for most
it does depend on gender and to an extent age,
look at WBB
no, no commet just look at her www it will do you so much good.
will certainly have you back here in double quick time!!!! :twisted:
then there is Mrs FC, sweetest woman about
ANd Heather ... wicked woman, but important for your education..
so friend stay around get to know the people, if you are game you will enjoy
Gilbert

9 Jun 2004

Hiya Chris 002 wave

Welcome to the Forums biggrin

...... You are right, there are a lot of stark raving mad people out there loon

........ all of em actually :shock: You stick with me, we can be un-mad together ok cool

Now, onto this swinging lark. My opinion for what it's worth is to stick round these forums, let people get to know you, get to know your character and for you to get to know us. People are a lot more confident meeting up with someone they already know they're gonna hit it off with. Once you feel comfortable with us in here, then maybe go to one of the munches - an excellent way of putting faces to names in a completely social atmosphere. Still no guarantee you will get a shag, but you would've made friends along the way. Don't think there are many other places you would meet a more diverse, broadminded and accepting bunch of people all in one room :twisted:
Saying that tho, there are a fair few people that do enjoy just meeting up and going for it. A single guy tho, it is a case of extreme luck if you manage to succeed with this. Even then I still suspect it still means getting yourself known as genuine, up for it, uninhibited .... and bluddy good :twisted:
Good luck, and hope you have fun :D

9 Jun 2004

*looks up*
See!!!!! Bluddy mad ones crept in while I was composing my post rolleyes

9 Jun 2004

.............. and I was not talking about my post which happened to be directly above me looking up redface

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9 Jun 2004

..........I'll shut up now
MissChief - who managed to hijack a thread all by herself confused

9 Jun 2004

Yes I am starting to rapidly see the type of nutty people who hang around this place; still it does help in such a mad world. I like quote from Francoise Sagan. I havenâ€™t heard her name for years, wasnâ€™t she the first ever rebellious teenager!

9 Jun 2004

Hi Chris, welcome to my humble home..................

9 Jun 2004

Hi and :welcome: from another newbie.
Just finding my feet as well. smile

I know what you mean mate...It's bloody hard for us blokes! :violin:

:banghead:

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Chris002
I like quote from Francoise Sagan. I havenâ€™t heard her name for years, wasnâ€™t she the first ever rebellious teenager!

Bugger! Gonna have to go and trawl through Google now evil

Thought she was a saucy French novelist, don't know much about her life tho.
MissChief - who wishes Chris hadn't said that last sentence confused

9 Jun 2004

as i got told when i started uni years ago, its hard for a fresher! still, feel more than welcome now, thanks guys. I shall stick around!

9 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Hiya Chris 002
You stick with me, we can be un-mad together ok

Chris do not under any circumstances trust the squaw.... she bought her madness fromm mrs miggins madness shop, and boy did she get a good deal
she is way beyond help///
Carpy tries but it has to be said she is a charity case, and those that know think Carpy to be a hero of compassion
so Chris tread carefully
avoid Misschief
WBB is a fine woman but something of a man eater.... maybe what you want
dreamer helen, yep a game bird but how much do you want to do
Alexandra, classy it has to be said but are you classy enought
Mrs FC sweetness and light butter would not mel ( she said ) mr FC had other opinions!!!
Bluexxxx Grrrr a specialist
Jags ensure you can worship at the feet of
Sappho, apparently poetic with a consort who has gone missing, you may be in there
Wilma, mmmmm will leave that to you#
Red stilleto newly joined wicked woman should do well
Lou of Daz and . prefer the old avatar
deviant, mmmmmm
novice1 freedom
clarensteve mmm I do love specs
as they say in magic roundabout time for bed!!!
Gilbret
and other well known spellings

9 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
Chris do not under any circumstances trust the squaw.... she bought her madness fromm mrs miggins madness shop, and boy did she get a good deal
she is way beyond help///
Carpy tries but it has to be said she is a charity case, and those that know think Carpy to be a hero of compassion
so Chris tread carefully
avoid Misschief

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bad Gilbert smackbottom

9 Jun 2004

I shall be vigilant, if I ever come across miggins madness shop I shall avoid it at all costs, I will take your advice on board Gilbert!
No are you really that bad Misschief?

9 Jun 2004

no i have to take issue with you here Judy, are you the one thats mad or is it everyone else?
music from tales of the unexpected

9 Jun 2004

Awww MISSCHIEF :notes: I'm writing to everybody to clarify that you are totally sane as I am. :crazy:
Digberlt, now say sorrrry to MISSCHIEF,
or I will have to do this smackbottom

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Chris002
I shall be vigilant, if I ever come across miggins madness shop I shall avoid it at all costs, I will take your advice on board Gilbert!
No are you really that bad Misschief?

I'm the Carpy that Gilbert mentioned and I do have the inside gossip on what Misschief is like in real life.
I really shouldn't tell you this but :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
Bugger, seems I'm censored !!! wink

9 Jun 2004

Britleg wrote:

she is way beyond help///
Carpy tries but it has to be said she is a charity case, and those that know think Carpy to be a hero of compassion
so Chris tread carefully
avoid Misschief
WBB is a fine woman but something of a man eater.... maybe what you want
dreamer helen, yep a game bird but how much do you want to do
Alexandra, classy it has to be said but are you classy enought
Mrs FC sweetness and light butter would not mel ( she said ) mr FC had other opinions!!!
Bluexxxx Grrrr a specialist
Jags ensure you can worship at the feet of
Sappho, apparently poetic with a consort who has gone missing, you may be in there
Wilma, mmmmm will leave that to you#
Red stilleto newly joined wicked woman should do well
Lou of Daz and . prefer the old avatar
deviant, mmmmmm
novice1 freedom
clarensteve mmm I do love specs

Begtril, you might be hearing from my solicitor concerning why I am not in that list. Mind you, you might be hearing from the solicitors of some of the people who are on the list!
Ekmi.

9 Jun 2004

Welcome........
I am one of the few sane people on here ....a word of warning...............justs beware of those with white coats showing below their duffel coats.
Have fun ....got to go ...have to try and understand the meaning of the no 42..
lol

9 Jun 2004

:boo: Welcome Chris, we're also fairly new and just starting to find our feet. Stick with the forum, there are some really great people on here.
Relax and enjoy.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

9 Jun 2004

Re Francoise Sagan .
I only ever read Bonjour Tristesse , there is a very erotic sex scene in boat in the Med ( of somewhere swish like Cape D'Antibes , )and she 9= the charater in the book) has Rich playboy Daddy but no mother which is very Freudian . I'm sure they were the models for those decadent French Renault Clio ads . This has often sprung to mind when reading MISSCHIEF posts .
There is a wonderfully written cameo of Daddy driving her and her boyfriend into Monte Carlo along the Corniche in his convertible , " all sharing the same pleasure and perhaps the same death . " I think of this sometimes when enkoying driving my softop car in the sunshine and it should speak to all the dashing hedonists on this forum . She shocked in the 1950s would be considered a bit mannered today I suppose .

9 Jun 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Britleg wrote:
she is way beyond help///
Carpy tries but it has to be said she is a charity case, and those that know think Carpy to be a hero of compassion
so Chris tread carefully
avoid Misschief
WBB is a fine woman but something of a man eater.... maybe what you want
dreamer helen, yep a game bird but how much do you want to do
Alexandra, classy it has to be said but are you classy enought
Mrs FC sweetness and light butter would not mel ( she said ) mr FC had other opinions!!!
Bluexxxx Grrrr a specialist
Jags ensure you can worship at the feet of
Sappho, apparently poetic with a consort who has gone missing, you may be in there
Wilma, mmmmm will leave that to you#
Red stilleto newly joined wicked woman should do well
Lou of Daz and . prefer the old avatar
deviant, mmmmmm
novice1 freedom
clarensteve mmm I do love specs

Begtril, you might be hearing from my solicitor concerning why I am not in that list. Mind you, you might be hearing from the solicitors of some of the people who are on the list!
Ekmi.
Sex change Mike confused

: :?:
Chris, :welcome: But watch out - this is Class A for addictive :!:

9 Jun 2004

Cheers everyone for your replies. I will back in the forum tomorrow without a shadow of doubt. For the moment I have to go, I shall descend back into madness tomorrow!
And keep on Google Whacking if you have been following the other topic!

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Chris002
Cheers everyone for your replies. I will back in the forum tomorrow without a shadow of doubt. For the moment I have to go, I shall descend back into madness tomorrow!
And keep on Google Whacking if you have been following the other topic!

Ha - you think you can just leave?

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Flipper
This has often sprung to mind when reading MISSCHIEF posts

:shock: :shock: Someone actually reads my waffle! And not only that, has a 'spring to mind' too :shock:
Flipper I love you!!! worship

:worship: :worship: