Just for fun, whats your fave swear word/s

9 Sep 2008

Just for the hell of it, and mainly cos Ive always wanted to post this thread....what are your favourite swear words? :fuckinghell:
Personally I love a good curse, especially if I injure myself.....why does it always seem to reduce pain....f'ing and blinding to the gods when you stub your toe?
And sometimes when the kids are in bed me n Mr B will be messing about and call each other loads of swear words, for the fun of it (yes juvenile I know, but everyone needs to let loose and arse about occasionally) lol

:lol: :lol:
Me?? I love a good fuckitty fuck, its very versatile and fits alsorts of circumstances LOL....oh, and I quite like c*nt too
Mr B quite likes dickwad :shock:
like I said this is only a FOR FUN thread and not an excuse to insult the shit out of each other....oh shit!! yes i forgot about that one....another good all-rounder too :lol: :lol:
If I get a ban...will you start a petition to save me

:rotflmao:

9 Sep 2008

I like 'bollocks'. It's a good all-rounder and you can put so much feeling into it. lol

9 Sep 2008

I don't swear much, being a lady. However, I am partial to the odd "Fuckwit"
Mr W's defining moment came when the cuckoo clock got in the way of him measuring for a DIY job. Theres nowt so funny as when someone having a full on steam-from-the-ears temper tantrum says
"You fucking cookooing cocking cunt!"
rotflmao

9 Sep 2008

I must say I always appreciate a good fuck.. but I need to tone it down at work.
I am an 'oh gosh' and a 'my goodness' sort of person, as the sounds are explosive and often get a bizarre response. People don't use phrases like that often so they do take notice.

9 Sep 2008

ooohhh yes FB i like a nice bollocks.....not too offensive either (well it all depends on whos bollocks are being expleted) :giggle:

9 Sep 2008

Actually, I feel compelled to share a friends attempt at profanity.
She was having an all out barney with a sailor- and lost her rag. When she yelled at him "Oh, piddle off, knob head!" It descended into hysteria!

9 Sep 2008

Quote by winchwench
Actually, I feel compelled to share a friends attempt at profanity.
She was having an all out barney with a sailor- and lost her rag. When she yelled at him "Oh, piddle off, knob head!" It descended into hysteria!

thats pure class that is.... lol

9 Sep 2008

Morbius hates me swearing and has a fit if I do (he's such a gentleman ;) ) but I guess bollocks and feck!
Fecking bollocks is a particular favourite at the mo :giggle:

9 Sep 2008

'Fucker' seems to be my word lol

I say it when I'm pissed off or really excited about something, its the sort of word that has lots of meanings :lol:

9 Sep 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
And sometimes when the kids are in bed me n Mr B will be messing about and call each other loads of swear words, for the fun of it (yes juvenile I know, but everyone needs to let loose and arse about occasionally) :lol: :lol:

Im glad we aint the only ones who do that :lol2:
I like "cowbag bitch" its a bit of a pet name for the pooch
I use bastard alot, not for the traditional meaning but more "bastard i forgot the bread" or ":fuckinghell: bastard weather"
I kind of like "bugger" to, bugger me senseless
or maybe "you bastard bugger me now" :giggle:

9 Sep 2008

Quote by flower411
I`m partial to a bit of a Fuck now and then but have started saying Freak, rather a lot instead....generally to avoid swearing around the children.
It seems to be catching on

I use "Fudge." The first two letters give me just enough leeway :lol2:

9 Sep 2008

Arsecandles! As in when stubbing toe...
Twat! Bad driver...
My fave, but not particularly offensive: Oh my giddy aunt! As in I dont believe it. lol

9 Sep 2008

Quote by Misterwood
Arsecandles! As in when stubbing toe...
Twat! Bad driver...
My fave, but not particularly offensive: Oh my giddy aunt! As in I dont believe it.

I called someone a twat the other day forgetting my mum was in the car redface

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Bad callie smackbottom

9 Sep 2008

The twatting door frame just smacked my fingers :shock: bastard hurt did that :cry:
Tan now typing one handed :undecided:

9 Sep 2008

blimey!
cunt!
lp

9 Sep 2008

Quote by sparky33
bawbag, fannybaws, dick

:shock: sounds like a sexual request lol
i swear to much at times, especially when driving.
i know its horrid but bad male drivers are " you fucking knob cheese". confused

it sounds worse written down lol
when i do somethinmg wrong i must stop saying "oh bugger me"
xxx fem xx

9 Sep 2008

For fuck's sake seems to be my choice of swear word's :giggle:
I do seem to say it quite alot too redface

Louise xx

9 Sep 2008

Dick Wad
Wanker
Twat!

9 Sep 2008

aye for fucks sake is a fave but i tend to call peeps knob-rot rather than then most obvious of names although if i'm really annoyed then tis the good ole faithful t*** which i would have abhorred using a few yrs ago....cant stand c*** tho i find it really offensive

9 Sep 2008

Just lately I have been saying something a lot at work, "they are taking the fucking piss" redface

9 Sep 2008

As general epithets bugger and "for fuck's sake" suffices for most things.
As descriptors twat and fuckwit tend to get a good airing.
I detest and as such rarely use c**t. It's such an ugly word.
I have been taught recently, by a rather nice friend, the term "sweating like a bastard" said in a northern dialect. biggrin

9 Sep 2008

All my most used words have been used already so it'll have to be an oldie but goodie : arsebiscuits!!!
Where it came from i dont know but it sounds good lol

9 Sep 2008

Quote by janemcc
All my most used words have been used already so it'll have to be an oldie but goodie : arsebiscuits!!!
Where it came from i dont know but it sounds good

Father Ted? dunno

Being called a "Titwank" is pretty hysterical when someone's trying to insult you. :lol:

9 Sep 2008

I run a reptile forum, which has a swear filter inbuilt, but I had the power to put the replacement words to what I wanted...
it was great fun to put words in like piddle in place of piss, and because it was automatic, the person would type piss, but when they clicked post, it came out as piddle....used to drive the members mad :twisted:

9 Sep 2008

I always remember a popular one when I was on the ambulances, "cuntybollocks", i.e. a load of rubbish.
Methinks this thread is getting closer and closer to the best book ever written... Roger's Profannisaurus

9 Sep 2008

money grabbing slut from hell--Heather Mills,just an example of my volumes of swear words,but it gets worse when am behind the wheels
fucking useless twit!
blind baffoon stay at home if you cant read the speed limit!
imbicile good for nothing!
faceless idiot!
you stupid glass wearing tit/moron!
aaaaaah oh i feel better after saying all that...

9 Sep 2008

seeing Lost's posting of Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep reminds me
a little sing song shytie-shytie fuck fuck! can go a long way to ease some tension...
lp

10 Sep 2008

Quote by Peanut
Methinks this thread is getting closer and closer to the best book ever written... Roger's Profannisaurus

Thats where I first saw the term arsebiscuit :lol2:

10 Sep 2008

A safe alternative - fiddlesticks :doh:

10 Sep 2008

Quote by TanKinky
A safe alternative - fiddlesticks :doh:

That one used to be the kids favourite- however, one of them couldn't pronounce their "f's."
"Oh, Piddlesticks!" is quite endearing though!