Just got back from Holidays, have I missed anything?

22 Aug 2005

Hello everyone,
well Ive just got back from my hols, had a great time, Id post some pics but there massive and i have no idea how to reduce them.....technology its a great thing if you can use it!! So Im suffering from post holiday blues.............and did't get the job I was hoping for just before I left (BO HOO) ..oh well there loss.........so what have I missed?
Dave x rolleyes

22 Aug 2005

Nothing!!

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22 Aug 2005

Ther must of been some gossip or something happening, I must admit there seems to be loads of very new members!

22 Aug 2005

Sorry Chadders, if you didn't submit a leave pass to Sarge before you left, then we don't update you on what you missed. You don't think we have these forms for fun, do you? There is a serious purpose behind them. Think of the worry you might have caused by disappearing from the forums for any length of time without us knowing where. Someone may have been distraught - or not! lol

You'll remember next time, wont you? :shock:
Mal
wink

22 Aug 2005

Hang on - I remember now..................oops I forgot what I was going to say Chadders, sorry :giggle:

22 Aug 2005

No one told me about a leave pass..................does that mean Ive been AWOL........okay Sarge I own up to it .............wheres the Guard room.........oh no solitary for days....

22 Aug 2005

Solitary????
That's far too good for the likes of you, me lad!!
Ignorance is no excuse in the eyes of the law. It is up to you to find out about these things, not for us to be mind readers!
Your punishment is as follows:
You spend the next 14 days answering EVERY ad in Couples seeking Men and Women Seeking Men without ONCE whining about not getting replies. If we see you in the forums over the next 14 days we'll add on another group for you to answer!!
Carry on that man!!
Mal
wink

22 Aug 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 Aug 2005

No..............No..................Not that,....................anything but that.........................................I'll even scrub the ablutions with my new search toothbrush!!

22 Aug 2005

You don't get to choose your own punishments, you just do as you're told!!
Wanders off muttering "it wasn't like this in my day............"
Mal

22 Aug 2005

OK....will do............every single one!?
It just seems alittle unfair to me thats all!
Okay Im going......send someone to hold my hand theres lots of newbies in there!

22 Aug 2005

EVERY single one!!
and nobody said life was fair - deal with it.
You get time off for good behaviour once you've started, not ask for it before you've written one reply!!
Just can't get the staff these days!!
Mal
wink

23 Aug 2005

Im back..............my fingers are killing me, and not for the right reason!! Ive replied to all 45 pages, Im now due in 80 major cities in the next 3 days......oh well the punishment goes on!!
Please Mal send me some help!!

23 Aug 2005

Chadders I think you are lying. We have an ad in CsM and have yet to receive your email mad

Mal?
Mal?
Mal I think chadders is telling porkies :giggle:

23 Aug 2005

He hasn't replied to either of mine as well!! I can see this sentence becoming more difficult if he thinks he can take an easy option. Ever watched Bad Lads Army? If you think they have it tough, you aint seen nothing yet!! Now, get back to your punishment and stop whimpering!! evil

Mal

23 Aug 2005

OK.......maybe not every single one answered!!!
redface

Dave

23 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Chadders I think you are lying. We have an ad in CsM and have yet to receive your email
Mal?
Mal?
Mal I think chadders is telling porkies :giggle:

Now Id never have told tales on you..................its just not fair
Chadders walking off moaning and muttering to himself planning how he can get out of his sentance!

23 Aug 2005

Quote by chadders245
its just not fair
Chadders walking off moaning and muttering to himself planning how he can get out of his sentance!

God! Are you still whimpering? You're worse than a sackful of puppies!!
You don't 'get out' of this, you just do it!! Remember new ads are coming in all the time. They all need answering! Sentence can be reduced on production of PROOF that you have managed to get 15 bone fide meets as a direct response to your replies. If we believe that you are faking these, your sentence could well be extended.
Now get writing!! confused

Mal

23 Aug 2005

Quote by chadders245
Now Id never have told tales on you..................its just not fair!

Sorry, are you trying to make a point because I don't see one dunno

:giggle:

23 Aug 2005

Sorry Dawn just moaning to myself, hoping for a glimmer of sympathy, but alass NO!

23 Aug 2005

Right Chadders!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have been watching this thread in my capacity as Head of Security and feel that you need a punishment that can be verified by the mods as having been completed. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You are therefore required to PM EVERY Mod, (Including Mark) using 100 words or more, explaining why you should be allowed to remain as a member of this site.
Each PM must be different (we will be comparing!!) and all must be sent before midnight on Thursday.
Failure to comply fully with this task will result in instant deactivation!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Chadders!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have been watching this thread in my capacity as Head of Security and feel that you need a punishment that can be verified by the mods as having been completed. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You are therefore required to PM EVERY Mod, (Including Mark) using 100 words or more, explaining why you should be allowed to remain as a member of this site.
Each PM must be different (we will be comparing!!) and all must be sent before midnight on Thursday.
Failure to comply fully with this task will result in instant deactivation!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
redface

serious face Dawn, serious face

* cought, splutters and clears throat

Chadders I have been waiting and your are still not in my box. What are you messing about at :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Come on, get to it young man mad

:x :x

24 Aug 2005

Chadders - time is ticking away and you've gone very quiet!! confused

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by chadders245
Sorry Dawn just moaning to myself, hoping for a glimmer of sympathy, but alass NO!

sympathy......Swinging Heaven forum.........nah poke

24 Aug 2005

Chadders I am still waiting mad

:twisted: :lol2: