JUST HOW DO I GET SOMEONE TO MEET ME!

15 Jul 2012

Quote by M1ssVery
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x

i think you have ALL missed a key point as to why he's not having any luck the poor man: he's looking for a Laaaaaaydeeee...a Laaaaaaydeeee.. I don't think there are any Laaaaydies on here.. just easy cheap birds who can't even spell chapamgne..
Oh I see now.... How typically dumb blonde and silly of me, *giggle*!
See I never have understood men ....... did I leave my knickers at yours hun when we were doing those street tramps for their lager???
Pam xx

15 Jul 2012

Quote by tweeky
Has the linked post been carbon dated?

Quote by Trevaunance
It might be old and the figures out of date, but the advice is just as relevant.

Quote by tweeky
Maybe but why you quoted me I have no idea as it has nothing to do with what I was saying :-?

I quoted you because you posed a question and I replied to it. Seems logical to me.

15 Jul 2012

Quote by Freckledbird
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x

Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
Um if us single blokes had an available and willing pussy then we would not need to be on here!
He's not single though.
Unfortunately in a marriage it is verycommon for the female half to put up the shutters and say shes not playing anymore. The ladies on SH are the exception not the rule!

15 Jul 2012

Quote by bayboy1664
Unfortunately in a marriage it is very common for the female half to put up the shutters and say shes not playing anymore.

Really? You must have had some bad marriages then.

15 Jul 2012

Quote by Trevaunance
Has the linked post been carbon dated?

Quote by Trevaunance
It might be old and the figures out of date, but the advice is just as relevant.

Quote by tweeky
Maybe but why you quoted me I have no idea as it has nothing to do with what I was saying :-?

I quoted you because you posed a question and I replied to it. Seems logical to me.
Honestly! that bit :lol2: thats a one of them err things begining with J its uuhh what is it ..... A JOKE thats it :shock:

16 Jul 2012

Yes, but the sentiment in wry reply still stands. The advice is as good today as it was when it was written, and totally in context with the subject of this thread.

25 Jul 2012

True
Though I am more active on car forums as I know what I am talking about on them lol!

25 Jul 2012

ok here is a bit of advice for everyone on here (and the reason I don't get meets)
Guys
A six pack is a good asset
Rugged good looks won't do any harm
A sense of humour is high on the list
Respect is paramount
A picture paints a thousand words
But a PERSONALITYgets you laid

25 Jul 2012

Following some rubbish advice on this thread i repeatedly failed to find a wing mirror for my 1978 datsun cherry turbo in the chemist - and i tried a few - oh and im banned from boots!!! Thanks a bunch!!!!! smile

25 Jul 2012

Quote by HughGRection
oh and im banned from boots!!!

Quote by HughGRection
50 Shades got me banned From waterstones

A veritable persona non grata working his way through high street chains! Hats off to you, sir lol

25 Jul 2012

Quote by pebble
oh and im banned from boots!!!

Quote by HughGRection
50 Shades got me banned From waterstones

A veritable persona non grata working his way through high street chains! Hats off to you, sir lol

Thats very funny - and wayyyyy too observant!! xx

29 Jul 2012

Quote by HughGRection
oh and im banned from boots!!!

Quote by HughGRection
50 Shades got me banned From waterstones

A veritable persona non grata working his way through high street chains! Hats off to you, sir lol

Thats very funny - and wayyyyy too observant!! xx
HughGRection ins't a bloke it's Mary Portas! WARNING This is all subliminal suggestion that will get you banned from high street chains in a pathetic attempt to bring back the local shops.........

29 Jul 2012