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JUST HOW DO I GET SOMEONE TO MEET ME!
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Sex God
Quote by ONEONTHEJOB
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
Warming the Bed
Quote by Freckledbird
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
Um if us single blokes had an available and willing pussy then we would not need to be on here!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
:rotflmao::rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by ONEONTHEJOB
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
So you're not short of a few bob..... and who could give a toss as to whether you think you're good lookin'? You clearly, judging from your profile, prefer to be anonymous, so it really is just as easy as Marya says.....hire a hooker, she'll be quite happy with your need for discretion.
Sex God
Quote by bayboy1664
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
Um if us single blokes had an available and willing pussy then we would not need to be on here!
He's not single though.
Sex God
Quote by holtonswing
If he could do that then he wouldn't need to be on here, would he?
And if he was any good at licking champagne from a pussy, maybe his wife might be more willing and he wouldn't have any excuse to be on here?
Sex God
Have you tried suggesting a nice Asti or Prosecco? its generally not as dry or bitter as champers? :grin:
Sex God
Quote by ONEONTHEJOB
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Quote by HnS
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Or just remembered he was a member here
and the shouted in the thread topic :lol: Quote by paddy
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Or just remembered he was a member here
and the shouted in the thread topic :lol:Yes, I'd suggest not shouting for pussy might help too! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by SinSi
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Or just remembered he was a member here
and the shouted in the thread topic :lol:Yes, I'd suggest not shouting for pussy might help too! :lol:
I shout for pussy every day! Then it cums, and eats its cat food ........
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Or just remembered he was a member here
and the shouted in the thread topic :lol:Yes, I'd suggest not shouting for pussy might help too! :lol:
I shout for pussy every day! Then it cums, and eats its cat food ........
You could give it some champagne to wash the catfood down with. :lol:
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Or just remembered he was a member here
and the shouted in the thread topic :lol:Yes, I'd suggest not shouting for pussy might help too! :lol:
I shout for pussy every day! Then it cums, and eats its cat food ........
You could give it some champagne to wash the catfood down with. :lol:
It very occasionally gets some Champagne! along with a fast paced cork to the ring piece :twisted:
In answer to the original question by the OP. Just wait til Friday or Saturday and post a quick message in the LMU stating you are a single guy alone in a hotel room with spa and mini bar. This is a proven working technique applied by many single males on SH since the dawn of time.
Alternatively if your not in a hotel you could try the other two proven techniques. First you are a masseur with a range of smart price aroma therapy oils up for giveng an NSA
massage. Second: You are a Pro Photographer happy to snap pics of the delightful lady for use of her profile. For this you will need to fork out £1 for one of those disposable cameras. Dont worry, she will be so hot wet and horny by the time you get there she wont even notice the size of your lens.
Sex God
There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
Long-standing member?
Roger's advice for single guys:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
In reply to your original question
Even horny women would like to be slightly more than a pussy on here, they want to be charmed and appreciated not just be a 'hole in the wall'.
Aside from the obvious flaws in your profile set up etc.... your basic attitude to women does lean toward the 'pay for for the hole' route, as you dont seem to have any charm or wit to lure a woman in!
Pam xx
Even horny women would like to be slightly more than a pussy on here, they want to be charmed and appreciated not just be a 'hole in the wall'.
Aside from the obvious flaws in your profile set up etc.... your basic attitude to women does lean toward the 'pay for for the hole' route, as you dont seem to have any charm or wit to lure a woman in!
Pam xx
well firstly there's champagne and there's champagne. A nice chilled bollinger/verve cliquot, crystal etc. and you may be onto a winner should you turn up to the totty shop dressed to kill in the aston/bentley etc. Shop at asda/aldi and turn up at the local boozer in elasticated waist jogging pants and slippers with a warm bottle of their own brand shouting 'well who's for a shag then' and, to be honest, there's your answer as to why your lack of success in the licking etc.
Sex God
Quote by capricornten
well firstly there's champagne and there's champagne. A nice chilled bollinger/verve cliquot, crystal etc. and you may be onto a winner should you turn up to the totty shop dressed to kill in the aston/bentley etc. Shop at asda/aldi and turn up at the local boozer in elasticated waist jogging pants and slippers with a warm bottle of their own brand shouting 'well who's for a shag then' and, to be honest, there's your answer as to why your lack of success in the licking etc.
Love it, absolutely love it!
:lol: :lol: 
Master of Sex
Quote by ONEONTHEJOB
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
i think you have ALL missed a key point as to why he's not having any luck the poor man: he's looking for a Laaaaaaydeeee...a Laaaaaaydeeee.. I don't think there are any Laaaaydies on here.. just easy cheap birds who can't even spell chapamgne..
Sex God
Quote by M1ssVery
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
i think you have ALL missed a key point as to why he's not having any luck the poor man: he's looking for a Laaaaaaydeeee...a Laaaaaaydeeee.. I don't think there are any Laaaaydies on here.. just easy cheap birds who can't even spell chapamgne..
Well, yes, but somehow I don't think he'd be any more successful with an ad in the classified section of The Ladymagazine. But you never know.
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
Long-standing member?
Roger's advice for single guys:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
Has the linked post been carbon dated?
Sorry to hijack the thread a little but whenever I see an old profile such as Rogers that I dont recall I always have a small delve into the profile. Im always oddly fascinated at looking at how multi thousand post members stop using the fourm. Is it a gradual decline in use, a suddend stop, a huge flaming argument that ends in tears. Is the account still active (they log on but dont post) or are they dead to the swinging world.
From looking at the profile and reading Rogers last two posts and the surrounding posts (He stops posting very abruptly) then I guess he could add to his list "Dont make jokes in bad taste even with your tounge in your cheek"
Its amazing how many multi thousand forum posters were out there in the early years of SH when the forum was busier. Accounts that now just lie as a kind of library of swinging times gone by.
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
Long-standing member?
Roger's advice for single guys:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
Has the linked post been carbon dated?
Sorry to hijack the thread a little but whenever I see an old profile such as Rogers that I dont recall I always have a small delve into the profile. Im always oddly fascinated at looking at how multi thousand post members stop using the fourm. Is it a gradual decline in use, a suddend stop, a huge flaming argument that ends in tears. Is the account still active (they log on but dont post) or are they dead to the swinging world.
From looking at the profile and reading Rogers last two posts and the surrounding posts (He stops posting very abruptly) then I guess he could add to his list "Dont make jokes in bad taste even with your tounge in your cheek"
Its amazing how many multi thousand forum posters were out there in the early years of SH when the forum was busier. Accounts that now just lie as a kind of library of swinging times gone by.
It might be old and the figures out of date, but the advice is just as relevant.
Sex God
Quote by Trevaunance
There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
Long-standing member?
Roger's advice for single guys:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
Has the linked post been carbon dated?
Sorry to hijack the thread a little but whenever I see an old profile such as Rogers that I dont recall I always have a small delve into the profile. Im always oddly fascinated at looking at how multi thousand post members stop using the fourm. Is it a gradual decline in use, a suddend stop, a huge flaming argument that ends in tears. Is the account still active (they log on but dont post) or are they dead to the swinging world.
From looking at the profile and reading Rogers last two posts and the surrounding posts (He stops posting very abruptly) then I guess he could add to his list "Dont make jokes in bad taste even with your tounge in your cheek"
Its amazing how many multi thousand forum posters were out there in the early years of SH when the forum was busier. Accounts that now just lie as a kind of library of swinging times gone by.
It might be old and the figures out of date, but the advice is just as relevant.
Maybe but why you quoted me I have no idea as it has nothing to do with what I was saying :-?
