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Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
So how about it confused

I'm sorry I wasn't listening.....how about what sweetie?
Quote by SunBunny

So how about it confused

I'm sorry I wasn't listening.....how about what sweetie?
Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink
Quote by SunBunny

Aah Sunbunny - Can I be your baby? I drive a VW golf and can go for hours wink lol
Oh - and I wear really expensive shades like.

Do you have a sister and how old is she? Seriously now. I don't mind 6th formers. . . and I can be very disciplined if she has homework.....
So what is it Rainbow cheeks?
Bluddy(TM Misschief) hell - you'd have to have a big balance to get my sister over here :lol: :lol: But she is only a mere 18 months older than me (so that would make her?). But you can help me with my homework cool
Trust me I'm worth itbaby :wink:
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink

Yes please. I can be so blonde at times........
Quote by SunBunny

Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink

Yes please. I can be so blonde at times........
Do you want me to send it by pm or post it baby confused
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun

Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink

Yes please. I can be so blonde at times........
Do you want me to send it by pm or post it baby confused
Oh no - pleeeeese post it - this is fun lol :lol:
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun

Hmmmm, would you like me to put it into simple terms baby wink

Yes please. I can be so blonde at times........
Do you want me to send it by pm or post it baby confused
Post it FFS!!
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink
just got in from work and dino told me to check the fresh meat out and fookin ell ,he`s mine,Sunbunny hun , let me have him ,please BABY ! biggrin
Quote by hornyred and dino
just got in from work and dino told me to check the fresh meat out and fookin ell ,he`s mine,Sunbunny hun , let me have him ,please BABY ! biggrin

I'll think about it.
:smoke:
Quote by SunBunny
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member. Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink
Quote by hornyred and dino
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrin
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everthing I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member. Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
I'm in Essex regularly on business mate - nice hotel, bubble bath, candles, sexy(ish) bloke, and I drive a BMW convertible - how's that? :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everthing I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member. Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
I'm in Essex regularly on business mate - nice hotel, bubble bath, candles, sexy(ish) bloke, and I drive a BMW convertible - how's that? :wink:
One problem mate, im straight and after a women :D
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everthing I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member. Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
I'm in Essex regularly on business mate - nice hotel, bubble bath, candles, sexy(ish) bloke, and I drive a BMW convertible - how's that? :wink:
One problem mate, im straight and after a women :D
I thought all the men on SH are bisexual - it's one of the joining rules isn't it? :wink:
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Mentoring newbies? :shock:
I didn't get that evil wink
Quote by Bloke2005
Mentoring newbies? :shock:
I didn't get that evil wink

:shock:
Quote by SunBunny
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)

What - you're over 35?!!!! :shock: :shock: lol
Quote by Scandal
I'm washing my hair tonight...... biggrin

Nicely put SunBunny wink :wink: :wink:
Is it the kind of hairwashing where you walk round the corner, bump into someone and bang your head before having a quick shag in the alley behind the chippy?

No it's the type of hairwashing where I get to tell my favourite joke.
How much does an Essex Girl (no relation :wink: ) pay for shampoo?
Pand ten innit.
Quote by freckledbird
Mentoring newbies? :shock:
I didn't get that evil wink

:shock:
Well at least not in public :shock:
Quote by hornyred and dino
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Who me confused
Quote by Bloke2005
Mentoring newbies? :shock:
I didn't get that evil wink

:shock:
Well at least not in public :shock:
ooooooooo you had a private mentor? Who was it? Go on, tell us, you know you want to :wink:
Quote by SunBunny
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
So can you see im being serious now baby :D
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Who me confusedhere we go again :?
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all....... wink

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin
:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
So can you see im being serious now baby :D
But you're NOT bisexual and that's NOT allowed no matter how serious you are - they'll boot you out you know - unless you take the 'bi test' ... baby! :wink:
Quote by hornyred and dino
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Who me confusedhere we go again :?
Can I ask you who dino is :?
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
dont think to long BABY cos i dont think i can wait BABY ,hurry up BABY , im bursting to know your answer BABY wink

Ive already posted it biggrinOOH ! he spoke to me , redface .i was talking to sunbunny actually but hey , who cares , he spoke to me :D :D :D
Who me confusedhere we go again :?
Can I ask you who dino is :?
A purple dinosaur - oh no, sorry, that was Barny :?