Just saying hello

1 Mar 2005

Hornyred why don't you take him for now cos I'm up to my eyes in kleenex here..... wink

I know you won't wear him out cos he's hotter than a tropical storm this one. Just don't teach him allthe tricks. Save some for me.
Be good toyboy....but not toooo good..... :wink: :wink:

1 Mar 2005

So do we need volunteers for trialling these 'bi' men?
Pick me, pick me lol

Notes that she doesn't want to test the toyboys though

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Can I ask you who dino is

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Have you actually read the name? lol

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He's her dildo of course rolleyes

:roll:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all.......

Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you smile

An the rest I will send to you by pm babe biggrin

:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
So can you see im being serious now baby :D
But you're NOT bisexual and that's NOT allowed no matter how serious you are - they'll boot you out you know - unless you take the 'bi test' ... baby! :wink:
Sorry mate, Im straight :!:
I tell you what I will get a sex toy factory to make a blow up doll of me and I will send you that lol

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
I tell you what I will get a sex toy factory to make a blow up doll of me and I will send you that

Can I have one as well please? My bed gets so lonely in the middle of the night....... :lol:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

I tell you what I will get a sex toy factory to make a blow up doll of me and I will send you that

Can I have one as well please? My bed gets so lonely in the middle of the night....... :lol:
On my way Sunbunny wink

1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

I tell you what I will get a sex toy factory to make a blow up doll of me and I will send you that

Can I have one as well please? My bed gets so lonely in the middle of the night....... :lol:
Why do you want the doll babe when you can have the real thing biggrin

Your not shy are you confused

1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Hornyred why don't you take him for now cos I'm up to my eyes in kleenex here..... I know you won't wear him out cos he's hotter than a tropical storm this one. Just don't teach him all the tricks. Save some for me.
Be good toyboy....but not toooo good..... :wink: :wink:

thank you thank you thank you, biggrin

hey sunbunny, why dont we do him together,its obvious hes too much for us on a one to one, but if we both have him together then maybe , just maybe we can keep up and last the distance . what d`ya say BABY ?

1 Mar 2005

Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
thank you thank you thank you, hey sunbunny, why dont we do him together,its obvious hes too much for us on a one to one, but if we both have him together then maybe , just maybe we can keep up and last the distance . what d`ya say BABY ?

I say okay. You and Me and the sexy toyboy and Bloke2005. That way toyboy can do his bi-test first and then sort us two out. Now thats what I call fun...... lol

When are you all free guys?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny

thank you thank you thank you, hey sunbunny, why dont we do him together,its obvious hes too much for us on a one to one, but if we both have him together then maybe , just maybe we can keep up and last the distance . what d`ya say BABY ?

I say okay. You and Me and the sexy toyboy and Bloke2005. That way toyboy can do his bi-test first and then sort us two out. Now thats what I call fun...... lol

When are you all free guys?
I'll go to bed on my own then, sod ya :cry:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink

1 Mar 2005

Sorry Freckleface totally missed your last post.....come keep me warm while I practise for toyboy. I want to be on top form when he gets his mitts on me so you and I can definitely play around beforehand - you can tell me if I'm doing things right. Okay babe?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink

What I wanna know is where Dino will be during this? Wanna send him over for a few beers at mine? dunno

I'm sure I could find something for him to do confused

1 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink

No - I have it on GREAT authority as a new member here myself that all men on SH wishing to participate in any 3 somes with lovely ladies must at first take the bi test :wink:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink

Thank you babe biggrin

As my post said bloke2005 I aint and never will be gay, sorry :!:

1 Mar 2005

let me get this right , sunbunny BABE , bloke BABE , me BABE and toyboy BABY,,,,ok lets do it

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
As my post said bloke2005 I aint and never will be gay, sorry :!:

Honey its a BI test - doesnt mean you're suddenly queer. We wouldn't think you were if you did the test. You're far too manly for that.
It's all part of Swinging Heaven Threesome etiquette. You want to fit in dont you?

1 Mar 2005

Oh bollox to this, no-one heres being serious so whats the point rolleyes

Later people smile

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink

Thank you babe biggrin

As my post said bloke2005 I aint and never will be gay, sorry :!:
I never said 'gay' babe. I said 'bi'.

1 Mar 2005

It's taken you nine pages and about 4 hours to realise that?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Oh bollox to this, no-one heres being serious so whats the point
Later people

Bloody hell, you're a bit sharp :shock:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Toy Boy - you need to do the 'bi-guy' test before we can go any further with this potential SunBunny HornyRed possible 3 some that seems to be developing.
Are you happy to take the test?

OI me n sunbunny are fuckin him OK , you can pick at the leftovers wink

What I wanna know is where Dino will be during this? Wanna send him over for a few beers at mine? dunno

I'm sure I could find something for him to do confused

dino or dildo ? i`ll send em both over if you like :wink:

1 Mar 2005

So I take it the gangbangs off then? :cry:
I was just choosing which bra not to wear....

1 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
So I take it the gangbangs off then? :cry:
I was just choosing which bra not to wear....

Me too - and he went - he'll be back... babe wink

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Oh bollox to this, no-one heres being serious so whats the point
Later people

Aw no - don't go - I haven't laughed this much in ages!!! lol

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
So I take it the gangbangs off then? :cry:
I was just choosing which bra not to wear....

Me too - and he went - he'll be back... babe wink

You're choosing a bra? :shock:

1 Mar 2005

I'll try to keep myself on the boil until he returns then. Think he may have found Blue. And she's gonna fancy the pants off him. :cry:

1 Mar 2005

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This is the best thread i have read on this site since i joined. i never laughed so much.
I cant beleive it took him so long to finally realise that everyone was completely taking the piss.
And bloke 2005 i loved the "bi guy test" classic! lol

It it only guys who have to take it as i haver never taken one wink

Carol

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyscotcarol
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This is the best thread i have read on this site since i joined. i never laughed so much.
I cant beleive it took him so long to finally realise that everyone was completely taking the piss.
Carol

And so long to be deactivated too lol

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