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Kitty and I have just checked in to a four star hotel in a Spanish coastal city. He hee!
It's 7pm local time, 36 degs, enjoying the air conditioning and the view, and of course drinkies in hand.
King size bed :rascal: well appointed bathroom :twisted: and lots of mirrors everywhere!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ooooooooooooooh! Back to being an international tart again!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
She made me wear my best knicks for the flight in case I got strip searched, I ask you! :grin: :grin: (As if I was gonna complain or argue with her!!) :shock: :shock:
Anyone fancy a Spanish mini munch? :twisted: :twisted:
bolt
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!
Quote by davej
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

And again PISS OFF flipa
Quote by davej
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: so succinct!!
Quote by davej
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

My thought exactly - I'm off out fer a curry with Mrs TE (Angelica - the angel of my dreams)
:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
bolt
Im going to work :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Hope the both of you enjoy :happy:
PISS OFF is a bit too mild!!!!! evil
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Quote by davej
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

Get a waiter to translate this eagerslut.... cogida apagado
hhehehehehe
Quote by postie
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

Get a waiter to translate this eagerslut.... orina apagado
hhehehehehe
Postie.....Ya daft bugger, ES is fluent in Spanish (he is an International Slapper!!! :bounce: :bouncesmile
Me!?!.....I'm just happy embracing the language to order the Rioja (At least I think that's a Spanish word!!!)
DaveJ...send MrsDaveJ this way.......Sooooooooooooooooooooo much warmer than when we met her last week! :twisted: :twisted: (Promise we'll look after her redface surprisedops: :oops: )
Kitty xx
Quote by Kitty
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

Get a waiter to translate this eagerslut.... orina apagado
hhehehehehe
Postie.....Ya daft bugger, ES is fluent in Spanish (he is an International Slapper!!! :bounce: :bouncesmile
Me!?!.....I'm just happy embracing the language to order the Rioja (At least I think that's a Spanish word!!!)
DaveJ...send MrsDaveJ this way.......Sooooooooooooooooooooo much warmer than when we met her last week! :twisted: :twisted: (Promise we'll look after her redface surprisedops: :oops: )
Kitty xx

Bugger...and you have quoted my mis-translation thingy just as i was changing it.... damn that google translation tool!
*Throws ashes into the air to condense the clouds and induce rain over spain*
Some South American Indians throw ashes into the air to condense the clouds and induce rain
Quote by Kitty
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!

Get a waiter to translate this eagerslut.... orina apagado
hhehehehehe
Postie.....Ya daft bugger, ES is fluent in Spanish (he is an International Slapper!!! :bounce: :bouncesmile
Me!?!.....I'm just happy embracing the language to order the Rioja (At least I think that's a Spanish word!!!)
DaveJ...send MrsDaveJ this way.......Sooooooooooooooooooooo much warmer than when we met her last week! :twisted: :twisted: (Promise we'll look after her redface surprisedops: :oops: )
Kitty xx

Kitty it's gonna be bad enough having to see pictures of Eagers thong marks when ya come back without hers as well.........enjoy your break guys.
I'm just glad that Kitty made it all the way over on the plane - it's the combination of gin sling, Kalpol, Valium and iced eye mask. Well done you for making it.
As for the GLOATING - FUCK OFF!!
lol :lol: :lol:
kiss :kiss: :kiss:
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I'm just glad that Kitty made it all the way over on the plane - it's the combination of gin sling, Kalpol, Valium and iced eye mask. Well done you for making it.
As for the GLOATING - FUCK OFF!!
lol :lol: :lol:
kiss :kiss: :kiss:

Yep, thanks for that passionkiss
I was really proud of her. :P
She was a kitten really. I was prepared for much worse dunno wink
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hope you both have a wonderful holiday
be good (as if) :twisted:
Shame your going to miss the 100-strong gang bang that's just been arranged........ Oh well, nevermind ..... Have a nice holiday!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ES pulled a mother/daughter combination from the US last night. Brought them back to the room to drink champagne cocktails cos he was feeling naughty :twisted: :twisted:
I was suffering the effects of the Valium I used to fly, too much alcohol and no food........and fell fast asleep rolleyes :roll:
Looking around at the room this morning....dunno I'd say he had a good night :twisted: :evil2:
innocent
Well you could have given me more notice ES :shock:
You guys have a great time
ile check the white bits at Blues party wink
Kitty i am so pleased you both had a good time! :bounce:
Much better then being in the back of his TRUCK :shock:
Hugs to you
Debsxxxxxxxxx passionkiss
Now I don't expect any sympathy but I've got a terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible hangover today
sad :( :(
I was plied with champagne cocktails all evening and encouraged (well no.................... MADE) :shock: :shock: :shock: to be very naughty redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I've been feeling horny ever since we got here, had very vivid dreams all night about people on here :twisted: :twisted: and I don't know what to do with myself!! :undecided: :undecided:
Is there a cure?
Um..........................a little bit of sympathy might help a bit :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:uhoh: innocent :whistling:
bolt
ES
I've told you once and I won't repeat myself, now fck off to the beach and enjoy your hols, or else
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by davej
Kitty it's gonna be bad enough having to see pictures of Eagers thong marks when ya come back without hers as well.........enjoy your break guys.

Ahem......Guess who's got themselves a neon red bum from too much sun today :giggle:
innocent
Quote by Kitty

Kitty it's gonna be bad enough having to see pictures of Eagers thong marks when ya come back without hers as well.........enjoy your break guys.

Ahem......Guess who's got themselves a neon red bum from too much sun today :giggle:
innocent
Give him a good smackbottom :smackbottom: