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You know when you lie on your back sunbathing, the sun must shine up your nostrils, right?
Well..........................does this mean that you get a suntan inside your nose? :dunno
I've got a bet on this, so think carefully about this or else smackbottom
:undecided: :undecided: :
No, the hairs up your nose povides shade biggrin
(I have no idea ES, sorry)
Everyone has nose hairs, even if they are only very fine biggrin
Quote by x-man0223
Everyone has nose hairs, even if they are only very fine biggrin

but what if you fall into a vat of imac????
Then you wouldn't be worried about getting a suntan up your nose.
Quote by EagerSlut
You know when you lie on your back sunbathing, the sun must shine up your nostrils, right?
Well..........................does this mean that you get a suntan inside your nose? :dunno
I've got a bet on this, so think carefully about this or else smackbottom
:undecided: :undecided: :

Well you don't to need to look far for the answer - it's right under your nose. rolleyes
Just had another thought - if this sunburn of the nose really does exist, it could explain the absence of one of our SH regulars in here lately - it's been very sunny in Leeds. :uhoh:
Quote by MikeNorth
Just had another thought - if this sunburn of the nose really does exist, it could explain the absence of one of our SH regulars in here lately - it's been very sunny in Leeds. :uhoh:

:shock: oooooooo wait until he sees that - you'll be in bother lol
Quote by EagerSlut
You know when you lie on your back sunbathing, the sun must shine up your nostrils, right?
Well..........................does this mean that you get a suntan inside your nose? :dunno
I've got a bet on this, so think carefully about this or else smackbottom
:undecided: :undecided: :

your a very strange man u know lol
Only if the skin on the inside of your nose contains whatever pigment it is in the rest of your skin that reacts with UV sun rays. Possibly. I'm not a dermatologist, so my answer is so far from difinitive that it may not be worth the paper it's not written on. Ummm...
Quote by EagerSlut
You know when you lie on your back sunbathing, the sun must shine up your nostrils, right?
Well..........................does this mean that you get a suntan inside your nose? :dunno
I've got a bet on this, so think carefully about this or else smackbottom
:undecided: :undecided: :

Where do you get these crazy questions from dunno you crazy person :eeek: :eeek:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
anyway depends how big the nose is surely
Quote by MikeNorth
Just had another thought - if this sunburn of the nose really does exist, it could explain the absence of one of our SH regulars in here lately - it's been very sunny in Leeds. :uhoh:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
no mike, i can confirm that even though i have been working on a back garden tan so i'm all bronzed and sexy in an adonis kinda way for future events, the nasal hair does offer some protection from internal sunburn. biggrin
as an aside, i'm growing a beard for the first time in my life, and a certain person was kind enough to point out that it disguises my nasal hairs quite well, in an arthur scargill comb over it all merges into a single piece of bumfluff kind of way! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)
Quote by supercachondo
Only if the skin on the inside of your nose contains whatever pigment it is in the rest of your skin that reacts with UV sun rays. Possibly. I'm not a dermatologist, so my answer is so far from difinitive that it may not be worth the paper it's not written on. Ummm...

Not having that pigment ( ) would stop you getting a tan, not a burn.
Quote by x-man0223
Everyone has nose hairs, even if they are only very fine biggrin

but what if you fall into a vat of imac????
Then you wouldn't be worried about getting a suntan up your nose.
but once you get out then washed your self and got the stuff out of your sinus then you would have no hairs up nose so there would be nothing stopping you from getting a suntan or sunburn up your nose
The it'd be the bogies that protect you, so there. Now stop it! Teacher has already told you the answer.
I reckon it depends on how big your nose is and what angle the nostrils are.
If in doubt, get a friend to look up your nose and check :shock:
thought this was a very interesting question so i checked it with a friend who is a dermatologist:
the inside of your nose does not contain any melonin so you cant get a tan however it is light sensitive and you can get it sunburnt.
hope that awnsers it :idea:
Quote by shead
thought this was a very interesting question so i checked it with a friend who is a dermatologist:
the inside of your nose does not contain any melonin so you cant get a tan however it is light sensitive and you can get it sunburnt.
hope that awnsers it :idea:

I just said that. Oh, and it's melanin.
Pay attention!
Quote by x-man0223
Only if the skin on the inside of your nose contains whatever pigment it is in the rest of your skin that reacts with UV sun rays. Possibly. I'm not a dermatologist, so my answer is so far from difinitive that it may not be worth the paper it's not written on. Ummm...

Not having that pigment ( ) would stop you getting a tan, not a burn.
Quote by x-man0223
Everyone has nose hairs, even if they are only very fine biggrin

but what if you fall into a vat of imac????
Then you wouldn't be worried about getting a suntan up your nose.
but once you get out then washed your self and got the stuff out of your sinus then you would have no hairs up nose so there would be nothing stopping you from getting a suntan or sunburn up your nose
The it'd be the bogies that protect you, so there. Now stop it! Teacher has already told you the answer.
could blow nose
Still not a problem, as you would have tissue across it.
(Blue tell him to stop before I post my nose protection photo's)
Quote by x-man0223
Only if the skin on the inside of your nose contains whatever pigment it is in the rest of your skin that reacts with UV sun rays. Possibly. I'm not a dermatologist, so my answer is so far from difinitive that it may not be worth the paper it's not written on. Ummm...

Not having that pigment ( ) would stop you getting a tan, not a burn.
Quote by x-man0223
Everyone has nose hairs, even if they are only very fine biggrin

but what if you fall into a vat of imac????
Then you wouldn't be worried about getting a suntan up your nose.
but once you get out then washed your self and got the stuff out of your sinus then you would have no hairs up nose so there would be nothing stopping you from getting a suntan or sunburn up your nose
The it'd be the bogies that protect you, so there. Now stop it! Teacher has already told you the answer.
could blow nose
Still not a problem, as you would have tissue across it.
(Blue tell him to stop before I post my nose protection photo's)
what about after you have blowen your nose cleaned out the imac and dicarded the tissue and have a clear nose without bogies or hairs
By then the sun will have gone in and it will be time for bed as you'd have had quite a full day.
(Blue, stop him, he's trying to make me post it!)
Quote by x-man0223
Only if the skin on the inside of your nose contains whatever pigment it is in the rest of your skin that reacts with UV sun rays. Possibly. I'm not a dermatologist, so my answer is so far from difinitive that it may not be worth the paper it's not written on. Ummm...

Not having that pigment ( ) would stop you getting a tan, not a burn.
Quote by x-man0223
Everyone has nose hairs, even if they are only very fine biggrin

but what if you fall into a vat of imac????
Then you wouldn't be worried about getting a suntan up your nose.
but once you get out then washed your self and got the stuff out of your sinus then you would have no hairs up nose so there would be nothing stopping you from getting a suntan or sunburn up your nose
The it'd be the bogies that protect you, so there. Now stop it! Teacher has already told you the answer.
could blow nose
Still not a problem, as you would have tissue across it.
(Blue tell him to stop before I post my nose protection photo's)
what about after you have blowen your nose cleaned out the imac and dicarded the tissue and have a clear nose without bogies or hairs
By then the sun will have gone in and it will be time for bed as you'd have had quite a full day.
(Blue, stop him, he's trying to make me post it!)
very true then the sun would never come out again
I'm glad you're getting to a point of understanding now, my eyes were starting to get all blurry from the nested quote boxes!
Quote by x-man0223
got the point ages ago but could not resist acting like a kid

You were winding us up and having us on and pointlessly contributing to a thread? Is there not something in the AUP about that?
Ok then, blame him, it's his fault he made me do it.
Here's how to protect your nose...
Quote by x-man0223
Ok then, blame him, it's his fault he made me do it.
Here's how to protect your nose...

my last word in this thred is
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: Dino can do this ? Dont ask me why dunno
Nasty :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :eeek:
Just making a quick visit to the cafe and I see this!!
Why would anyone WANT to do this - unless a very large bet was involved?
Oh yes, by the way Marmalaid my wireless network thingy is working now - you were right! Thanks.
Quote by McCloggie
Just making a quick visit to the cafe and I see this!!
Why would anyone WANT to do this - unless a very large bet was involved?
Oh yes, by the way Marmalaid my wireless network thingy is working now - you were right! Thanks.

There are some thing's in life that you just have to do because you can, or have to try because you need to find out, that was one of them, sucking Blues toes is another!
BTW, I imagine that most people knew I would be, for a change wink
Quote by McCloggie
Just making a quick visit to the cafe and I see this!!
Why would anyone WANT to do this - unless a very large bet was involved?
Oh yes, by the way Marmalaid my wireless network thingy is working now - you were right! Thanks.

Ask dino why dunno
I was going to say that you could put Factor 30 up yer nose and you'd then have ablocked nose, but having seen what just went before - I don't think I will.