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You'll have to ask Sappho, I think. The Rabbit and all associated machinery are definitely hers. See the warning labels? "DANGER: REMOVAL OF THIS DEVICE FROM SAPPHO'S PERSON IS PUNISHABLE BY CELIBACY".
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:lol: :lol:Sorry I've not been in the Forum this afternoon but the great project has taken precedence. Batteries-Generators-who needs 'em!
Well, it's worked a treat! The old rabbit beat the bog standard concrete mixer into a cocked hat!
May I pay a special tribute to the children of the neighbourhood: who says the youth of today are useless! We kicked off after an initial input of 6 Mars Bars apiece. I fixed an 'ergometer' to each bike and promised that whoever generated the most horsepower would be allowed to watch 'I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here': that did the trick!. Couldn't see their little legs-just a blur! concrete was mixed in double quick time: I then turned my 'Artificer' skills toward powering the rabbit. I must say, I was reminded of a certain 'Rugby Song' about an Engineer and a 'bloody big wheel'-the ex-rugby types out there might remember it-which inspired me to fit a whacking big flywheel that would have had Fred Dibnah crying into his beer. We changed the bikes for 27 speed derailleur jobs;pooey to the level 6-stand by girls, Artificer's invention will reach level 15 with only 6-7 Mars Bars/child. All I need now are a couple of volunteers? Sappho, fancy trialling it?
I'm so proud; thinking about it, it's really a natural progression. I've oft been told that a lady's sex-life revolves around her 'cycle'. Well, this might prove it.
I considered attaching a petrol engine but was assured that the girls desired more than a 'four-stroke' (which, apparently, is about par for some of us men!)
So, I'm just doing a bit of greasing and oiling now: children are having a lie down and a top-up of Mars Bars. Who will be first to volunteer. Come on girls-don't be shy.
(No Gman. it can't be adapted to press cider apples!!)
Well, it's worked a treat! The old rabbit beat the bog standard concrete mixer into a cocked hat!
May I pay a special tribute to the children of the neighbourhood: who says the youth of today are useless! We kicked off after an initial input of 6 Mars Bars apiece. I fixed an 'ergometer' to each bike and promised that whoever generated the most horsepower would be allowed to watch 'I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here': that did the trick!. Couldn't see their little legs-just a blur! concrete was mixed in double quick time: I then turned my 'Artificer' skills toward powering the rabbit. I must say, I was reminded of a certain 'Rugby Song' about an Engineer and a 'bloody big wheel'-the ex-rugby types out there might remember it-which inspired me to fit a whacking big flywheel that would have had Fred Dibnah crying into his beer. We changed the bikes for 27 speed derailleur jobs;pooey to the level 6-stand by girls, Artificer's invention will reach level 15 with only 6-7 Mars Bars/child. All I need now are a couple of volunteers? Sappho, fancy trialling it?
I'm so proud; thinking about it, it's really a natural progression. I've oft been told that a lady's sex-life revolves around her 'cycle'. Well, this might prove it.
I considered attaching a petrol engine but was assured that the girls desired more than a 'four-stroke' (which, apparently, is about par for some of us men!)
So, I'm just doing a bit of greasing and oiling now: children are having a lie down and a top-up of Mars Bars. Who will be first to volunteer. Come on girls-don't be shy.
(No Gman. it can't be adapted to press cider apples!!)
It's Sunday morning and the sun is shining in Shropshire! I was woken by a gorgeous man on the phone, so being a chuffed little bunny I'm dispensing fresh coffee and warm pain au chocolate.
Sarge, are you up yet? I take it you don't want Brumlad's Aston Villa Mug, do you? You can have the Man Utd one then.
I suppose Kat will be in to lock up later, so if you could do the washing up I'd be very grateful - we don't want furry mugs next weekend!
Sappho xxx
Sarge, are you up yet? I take it you don't want Brumlad's Aston Villa Mug, do you? You can have the Man Utd one then.
I suppose Kat will be in to lock up later, so if you could do the washing up I'd be very grateful - we don't want furry mugs next weekend!
Sappho xxx
Jags,
The lovely man said to give you his love and he hopes to chat again soon! He did pass on a message so thank you very much.
Just basking in a warm and fuzzy glow right now!
Mmm, nothing like fresh baked bread, still warm - with real butter. Breakfast's on you Jags - the guys in the GFZ can have the pain au chocolate!
Sappho xxx
The lovely man said to give you his love and he hopes to chat again soon! He did pass on a message so thank you very much.
Just basking in a warm and fuzzy glow right now!
Mmm, nothing like fresh baked bread, still warm - with real butter. Breakfast's on you Jags - the guys in the GFZ can have the pain au chocolate!
Sappho xxx
Ahah!!, my three favourite ladies ( just know I'm going to regret saying that!!). Good morning. I was just passing when I whiffed that aroma ( you must change that aftershave Gman!) I'm on my way to work now but I couldn't resist the lure of the bread and coffee (or was it the lure of the ladies??) (Why do I keep putting things in brackets??) (I don't know!!) (Stop it !!) (AAAAGH!!!!).
I’ve temporarily given up on the GFZ being GF so I’m actually popping into the Z!!???
I’ve temporarily given up on the GFZ being GF so I’m actually popping into the Z!!???
Have to say Sarge.... that attendance in the GFZ is ridiculously limited, last couple of weeks it seems to have been me and thee occasionally Brum lad and Kat to close up....
as well as of course our delicious female mates..... where is that Alex woman....? don't you think her pussy looks especially cute?
So Sarge what we need is a recruitment campaignnn
Your GFZ needs you sort of thing
Gmanxxx
as well as of course our delicious female mates..... where is that Alex woman....? don't you think her pussy looks especially cute?
So Sarge what we need is a recruitment campaignnn
Your GFZ needs you sort of thing
Gmanxxx
Alex... my sweet for you just about any thing.... Red wasn't it?
now would you like oil?
I will warm it first... I promise...
mmmm may I say you look so good on that sheepskin rug.... but thinks to self.... concentrate on the massage.... oooh your shoulders are tense.. hope this helps....
Gmanxxxx
now would you like oil?
I will warm it first... I promise...
mmmm may I say you look so good on that sheepskin rug.... but thinks to self.... concentrate on the massage.... oooh your shoulders are tense.. hope this helps....
Gmanxxxx
Sappho puts head around the door to see Alex in a compromising position on the rug with Gman.
Sorry to interrupt, guys!
Could the last one out do the lights and the washing up please. I'm sure Kat will be in later to lock up.
Mmm... ylang ylang! Very sensual! Nice choice Gman!
Sappho closes door quietly and heads off for the flicks.
Sorry to interrupt, guys!
Could the last one out do the lights and the washing up please. I'm sure Kat will be in later to lock up.Mmm... ylang ylang! Very sensual! Nice choice Gman!
Sappho closes door quietly and heads off for the flicks.
