Listen - he'll be a pushover Jags!
If I turn round quick - I'll knock him out with these tits!
ooooooooooo Kit!!!!!
Teddy out the pram is it??????
Sarge you do not want to mess with Alex and her tits.... god know where she got them from so quickly... but boy did I wet myself when I saw them!!!!
here have this bit of chalk in case you want to carry on later....
Gmanxxxx
Right, thats it. You have till I count to 10.
One
I am warning you, you will both be straight up those stairs!
Oh Sarge!
I take it you don't approve of the new improved me?
NOT scared of Kate...
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
SMACK...SMACK...SMACK!
Now let me kiss it better dear boy.
*hides remote from Kate just to drive him mad*
....Sits on remote.... He'll never get it out from there!
God If Alex's lower portions ( alright her fanny) are is as ample as her Tits , we ain't got a chance of finding the remote.... The Iraq survey group would struggle...
Gmanxxxx
Alex, I hope those additions won't prevent you from cleaning :shock:
Sgt Bilko
Sarge would you want to be around if Alex was cleaning with those swinging around... WMD or what?
Gmanxxx
I dont know what you mean
Now come on Alex... lets be sensible here.... I would very much appreciate a glass of the fermented apple juice , you have what you wish and come and sit down here next to me.... all this personality change is not good for you .... or my heart... come on cuddle up close, and whisper why you think you need to be so many to so few...
Gmanxxx
oh Jags!
I can cacel that take away - I didn't realise Kat was cooking tea!
O Kat waht is it you are doing... hope you are of a chffie disposition as I so enjoy being cooked for... makes up for all the times I cook for the rest of the hoard
Goose would begood... or DUck
followed by soem really good CHeese and a fine Port and then some malts....
Gmanxxxx
Ok then Haliburt
but don't over cook it...
Gmanxxx
So Alex... uniform is great... glad you ditched those breasts.... you merely proved that you can have too much of a good thing...
so where is my fermented apple juice?
come one wench quickly now...
Gmanxxx
Hake is fine Kat but just don't over cook it and for Gods sake dont be a philistine and batter it,,,, a gentle hollandaise would be just right.... or a herb crust and bake.... but treat with care as you would Kit..... mmmmm maybe that aint the best example...
Gmanxxxx