Kate Calls Jag's Bluff

6 Feb 2004

Listen - he'll be a pushover Jags!
If I turn round quick - I'll knock him out with these tits!

6 Feb 2004

I'm serious :x I want that remote, and I want it now. It was funny at first, but it is time to stop messing around now. Give Me The Remote

6 Feb 2004

ooooooooooo Kit!!!!!
Teddy out the pram is it??????

6 Feb 2004

Quote by KitKat
I'm serious :x I want that remote, and I want it now. It was funny at first, but it is time to stop messing around now. Give Me The Remote

NO! What you going to do about it - Little Boy???

6 Feb 2004

Sarge you do not want to mess with Alex and her tits.... god know where she got them from so quickly... but boy did I wet myself when I saw them!!!!
here have this bit of chalk in case you want to carry on later....
Gmanxxxx

6 Feb 2004

Misschief, you are obviously confusing the GFZ and the BFZ. If you want to stay in here I suggest you strip down to your thong, pick up that duster and start dusting (Just do all the bits that Alex missed. Shouldn't take more than a few hours!!!) Then, if you're a good girl I'll let you give me a massage when I get back in from work later. Now run along!!! wink

Alex!!!! Coffee now!!! ( God, I'll hit the beer when I finish work!!)

6 Feb 2004

Right, thats it. You have till I count to 10.
One
I am warning you, you will both be straight up those stairs!

6 Feb 2004

Alex, I know this is a swinging Site but that's going too far!!!! lol

:lol:

6 Feb 2004

Oh Sarge!
I take it you don't approve of the new improved me?

6 Feb 2004

and Kat was that flipa

?
And just WHAT happens upstairs?

6 Feb 2004

NOT scared of Kate...
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SMACK...SMACK...SMACK!
Now let me kiss it better dear boy.
*hides remote from Kate just to drive him mad*

6 Feb 2004

....Sits on remote.... He'll never get it out from there!

6 Feb 2004

God If Alex's lower portions ( alright her fanny) are is as ample as her Tits , we ain't got a chance of finding the remote.... The Iraq survey group would struggle...
Gmanxxxx

6 Feb 2004

Alex, I hope those additions won't prevent you from cleaning :shock:
Sgt Bilko

6 Feb 2004

Sarge would you want to be around if Alex was cleaning with those swinging around... WMD or what?
Gmanxxx

6 Feb 2004

I dont know what you mean

6 Feb 2004

Now come on Alex... lets be sensible here.... I would very much appreciate a glass of the fermented apple juice , you have what you wish and come and sit down here next to me.... all this personality change is not good for you .... or my heart... come on cuddle up close, and whisper why you think you need to be so many to so few...
Gmanxxx

6 Feb 2004

And just WHAT happens upstairs?

You just wait and you will find out! mad

NOT scared of Kate...

Don't get smart with me young lady!
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(I suddenly realised how long this could take - I am trying to cook tea! rolleyes

)
lhk

6 Feb 2004

:wink:

6 Feb 2004

oh Jags!
I can cacel that take away - I didn't realise Kat was cooking tea!

6 Feb 2004

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Nine

6 Feb 2004

and a half

6 Feb 2004

O Kat waht is it you are doing... hope you are of a chffie disposition as I so enjoy being cooked for... makes up for all the times I cook for the rest of the hoard
Goose would begood... or DUck
followed by soem really good CHeese and a fine Port and then some malts....
Gmanxxxx

6 Feb 2004

Quote by gman
Goose would begood... or DUck

It's Friday Gman, fish tonight!

Quote by Alex
I can cancel that take away - I didn't realise Kat was cooking tea!

If you do not pull your finger out, you will be going to bed without any tonight!! evil

and three quarters
lhk

6 Feb 2004

When you going to say ten, Kate?
rotflmao

You'd think you were almost scared to say it!

6 Feb 2004

Quote by Kat
gman wrote:
Goose would begood... or DUck
It's Friday Gman, fish tonight!

Fish tonight! I didn't realize you were so religious!

6 Feb 2004

Ok then Haliburt
but don't over cook it...
Gmanxxx

6 Feb 2004

So Alex... uniform is great... glad you ditched those breasts.... you merely proved that you can have too much of a good thing...
so where is my fermented apple juice?
come one wench quickly now...
Gmanxxx

6 Feb 2004

Last chance, it is now or never.
Te......
Oh, it's OK, they have caved and given me the remote. See, women are just like wild animals, look them in the eye, and show them who is boss, and they will bend to your will everytime. 8)
Going to argue with me Jags or Alex?

Quote by BlueEyes
You'd think you were almost scared to say it!

Hiya BE, still practicing with that camera? I was just waiting until they were both logged off so that I could pretend I won.
Halibut? you will have a nice piece of Hake like the rest of us gman,
LHK
Kat

6 Feb 2004

Hake is fine Kat but just don't over cook it and for Gods sake dont be a philistine and batter it,,,, a gentle hollandaise would be just right.... or a herb crust and bake.... but treat with care as you would Kit..... mmmmm maybe that aint the best example...
Gmanxxxx