Quote by MISSCHIEF:shock:
Suddenly feel this strong urge to use Brumlads back as a trampoline
Misschief, carry on like that missy and it'll be
or is that what you're after but afraid to ask 
Now step messin' about, where's my beer !
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Art - your story of the sheep reminded me of the time we kept goats. One in particular wa so endearing he thought he was a lapdog. If I sat down he's climb on my knee to be stroked. Such a sweetie!
Used to breed Saanens:cleverest damned things ever ate the washing. For several weeks I chastised my children for not fastening the girls in at night properly, and not slipping the bolt fully home, as every morning, the damned goats were out grazing my flowers and vegeatables. I got up at four one morning, to check on a calving cow, and actually witnessed one goat lean over the stable door and draw back the bolt with her teeth. If I hadn't seen it ,i wouldn't have believed it!
Lovely animals, cleverer than any other creature I know.
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Sappho enters in short white overall with massage kit in hand
hwoar: oh what a sight you have just conjoured up, not just to myself, but the rest of the guys !!!!Quote by Saphho
Brumlad, I have you down as my Get your kit off angel and relax, this could take a while.
You seem to have forgotten a towel or robe for me to wear :eeek: Or was that your intention to see my arse waggling in the breeze
:rotflmao: Misschief, remember what happened last time you tried to give me a wedgie ! :sparring:
pulls the ring pull back, sits there with half a can of beer dripping off my face
yes Art - they are extremely clever!!!!!!
But worse than children - they wanted human company ALL the time!
We had one that was a better escape artist than Houdini!!!!
the times I was seen charging down the lane after this blessed goat was amazing!
Wonderful characters though!
Big animal lover here!
But worse than children - they wanted human company ALL the time!
We had one that was a better escape artist than Houdini!!!!
the times I was seen charging down the lane after this blessed goat was amazing!
Wonderful characters though!
Big animal lover here!
evening sarge :cheers:
I think we should conduct a meeting to set out the exact duties of these girlies as they seem to be taking liberties at the moment, with the exception of our goddess of beauty herself...sappho, who's services in the GFZ have simply been divine this weekend.
Misschief is certainly living upto her name, and will have to be set straight
Alex, well, she's been making herself quite at home, totally unforgiveable ! :smackbottom:
And speaking of duties, my beer can's empty.... Misschief, where's my unshaken beer ! :jagsatwork:
I think we should conduct a meeting to set out the exact duties of these girlies as they seem to be taking liberties at the moment, with the exception of our goddess of beauty herself...sappho, who's services in the GFZ have simply been divine this weekend.
Misschief is certainly living upto her name, and will have to be set straight
Alex, well, she's been making herself quite at home, totally unforgiveable ! :smackbottom:
And speaking of duties, my beer can's empty.... Misschief, where's my unshaken beer ! :jagsatwork:
Releases Brumlad from headlock
Blimey Sarge, you could've had a shower and changed, rather than coming in here straight from work! ...... And to think I blamed that poor ferret the other week.
Ok heres your beer, but only cos I'm in the GFZ, which, by the way, was full of the G part of that name when I arrived! Don't be getting used to it!
Blimey Sarge, you could've had a shower and changed, rather than coming in here straight from work! ...... And to think I blamed that poor ferret the other week.
Ok heres your beer, but only cos I'm in the GFZ, which, by the way, was full of the G part of that name when I arrived! Don't be getting used to it!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Casanova
Just browsing "the pre-Stan Collymore" days and thought I would bump this for no other reason than some funny stuff in this. In fact everyone was a bit giggly in this week 1 year ago. I was looking for threads from 26th of March but only two were posted, so I delved a little further.
oh and this too, coz I liked it
and this from sarge though it has stuck in my brain and I cant get rid of it
oh and this too, coz I liked it
and this from sarge though it has stuck in my brain and I cant get rid of it
Casanova
I didnt have enough time to put this up as well it is a classic
