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Kebab, the eat or lick dilema

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Its on Saturday morning and you have just turned out of a club. Standing in line for a taxi you notice to your left a van selling steaming hot Kebabs in a range of varieties. Just then you feel a tap on the shoulder and turn to see a very pretty lady stood behind you "Hi baby Im hot and my kebab needs a good licking! My flats just over the road wanna come and make me wet?
So which do you choose? You can answer this from all sex's and sexual orientations and as a couple or single.
Consider carefully! This was a question on last years Psychiatry PHD paper ..... Honest bolt
I'd get in a taxi and go home, it is likely to be raining and very cold, I'd take the lady with me!
lol
Over the road and tend to the poor damsels Kebab :lol2:
Is one of them still around but cold the following morning for a repeat performance ?
i'd get a pizza
Quote by Kaznkev
We live 5 miles from the nearest take away,so the answers obvious...
go home with the the lady , then move in ,sex and a takeaway across the road :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wheres the both option?

Lifes a bitch! Your supposed to choose :twisted:
Quote by Ian
Is one of them still around but cold the following morning for a repeat performance ?

Yes and probably still in the mess you left it in the night before lol
Wasnt it churchill who said a woman is just a woman but an XXL donner is supper and breakfast.
the lady in case may be telling us that she is hot, but her kebab may be cold and greasy.
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
the lady in case may be telling us that she is hot, but her kebab may be cold and greasy.
lp

Its not meant to be cold and greasy? dunno
...only the morning after
lp
Quote by Kaznkev
We live 5 miles from the nearest take away,so the answers obvious...
go home with the the lady , then move in ,sex and a takeaway across the road :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wheres the both option?

Lifes a bitch! Your supposed to choose :twisted:
Quote by Ian
Is one of them still around but cold the following morning for a repeat performance ?

Yes and probably still in the mess you left it in the night before lol
But im no good at choosing,thats why Im bi :lol:
Yes I noted now you have another thread about wanting to bi a TV rolleyes Crap joke alert
give up my kebab.........
not a hope........rolleyes