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Ker-Ching!! I've Hit The Jackpot! Not Sure I Want It!!!
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Casanova
Quote by Mark
You do realise that you really HAVE to report back to this thread don't you... :small-print: :rascal:
Oh jeez, yes, i guess i have to!
Which ever way it goes, i won't lie about it!
I have a babysitter and all is going to plan!
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You do realise that you really HAVE to report back to this thread don't you... :small-print: :rascal:
Oh jeez, yes, i guess i have to!
Which ever way it goes, i won't lie about it!
I have a babysitter and all is going to plan!
And I'll be your back-up babysitter just to make double sure you stay on plan.
Only 'cause I'm nosey for the details now, you hear.
Sex God
times drawing close
:crazy: yer gonna go soft :crazy:
times drawing close
:crazy: yer gonna go soft :crazy:
times drawing close.........
:crazy: yer gonna go soft :crazy:
times drawing close
:crazy: yer gonna go soft :crazy:
times drawing close.........
OOOOOH first meet :shock: Yes it is very scary, and I must admit the first meet I had, where I knew sex would be involved, I jumped the poor bloke 
Take it as you find it and see what happens, if you get on great, if you don't, at least you will have got over the first hurdle. It is very much like going on a first date!!
Good luck xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Take it as you find it and see what happens, if you get on great, if you don't, at least you will have got over the first hurdle. It is very much like going on a first date!!
Good luck xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Casanova
Ok people, it's just gone and i have just got back.
Will start a new ker-ching thread sometime tomorrow
and tell you all about it!
Will start a new ker-ching thread sometime tomorrow
and tell you all about it!
Quote by Trapper
Ok people, it's just gone and i have just got back.
Will start a new ker-ching thread sometime tomorrow
and tell you all about it!
am ??????!!!!!!!!!!! You waited with a copy of the Times under your arm, outside the train station, for her to not show up, until AM!!!.... blimey.... I'd have given her up as a blow-out at 1am....
Oh well... look forward to your tale of woe as and when you are up and about....
-----okay im too late!!! 
Casanova
Hiya people, sorry for the delay, ok, here's the result.
Firstly i got lost and arrived 25 minutes late.
This was also due to the fact that i smoked 3 ciggies whilst
standing outside the car door (yes i had tic-tacs with me)
My heart was beating like a drum.
Before i knocked the door i though i will give her 2 seconds to open it
before i leg it!!
The door was opened very swiftly by a red headed lady wearing next to
nothing.
"I take it your Trapper" she said, i confirmed this and she let me in, (no-one
behind the door with an axe this time!)
She hurried me into the living room and shoved a bottle of wkd into
my hand which was a great sign, also no dogs in the house trying to
have it off with my leg and spoil the atmosphere!
After we made some small talk she asked me if i liked porno's?
I said yes, i don't mind.
So off came mtv and the porno went on, i was that nervous she could have put
Emmerdale on for all i knew!
She then said that i hoped i liked shaved ladies as she had just done this job in the
bath not an hour ago!
A couple of wkd's later (the blue ones) and more small talk she asked me if i would
like to go upstairs.
I said yes as i needed the loo anyway!!!!
This made her laugh and it broke the ice beautifully for what was about to happen!
Anyway, nut shell time...
Everything went swell and we both had a great time for about an hour and a half and
we both re-treated back downstairs.
We both had another drink and we said our goodbyes.
When i got to my car my two front tyres had been let down and the car behind had it's
windowshield smashed in!
Back in i went to order a cab.
Cab came, i went home, got into my bed with a smile on my face, picked my car up the next day.
So all in all, the wind was taken out of my tyres and not my sails!
I had a jolly good evening and she was my first red head ever and i want another!!!
Trapper.
Firstly i got lost and arrived 25 minutes late.
This was also due to the fact that i smoked 3 ciggies whilst
standing outside the car door (yes i had tic-tacs with me)
My heart was beating like a drum.
Before i knocked the door i though i will give her 2 seconds to open it
before i leg it!!
The door was opened very swiftly by a red headed lady wearing next to
nothing.
"I take it your Trapper" she said, i confirmed this and she let me in, (no-one
behind the door with an axe this time!)
She hurried me into the living room and shoved a bottle of wkd into
my hand which was a great sign, also no dogs in the house trying to
have it off with my leg and spoil the atmosphere!
After we made some small talk she asked me if i liked porno's?
I said yes, i don't mind.
So off came mtv and the porno went on, i was that nervous she could have put
Emmerdale on for all i knew!
She then said that i hoped i liked shaved ladies as she had just done this job in the
bath not an hour ago!
A couple of wkd's later (the blue ones) and more small talk she asked me if i would
like to go upstairs.
I said yes as i needed the loo anyway!!!!
This made her laugh and it broke the ice beautifully for what was about to happen!
Anyway, nut shell time...
Everything went swell and we both had a great time for about an hour and a half and
we both re-treated back downstairs.
We both had another drink and we said our goodbyes.
When i got to my car my two front tyres had been let down and the car behind had it's
windowshield smashed in!
Back in i went to order a cab.
Cab came, i went home, got into my bed with a smile on my face, picked my car up the next day.
So all in all, the wind was taken out of my tyres and not my sails!
I had a jolly good evening and she was my first red head ever and i want another!!!
Trapper.
Sexlightened
sounds like you had a jolly good time.. better your car tires got deflated than other things...
redheads are great aren't they?
redheads are great aren't they?
Casanova
Yes, red heads are superb!
The other good news is when i got home i had an e-mail
from a very nice couple who want a meet who are also
just down the road from me!
Patience is obviously a virtue!
The other good news is when i got home i had an e-mail
from a very nice couple who want a meet who are also
just down the road from me!
Patience is obviously a virtue!
Casanova
Thanx peeps!
) I love a happy ending 
Casanova
Bad as in naughty or bad as in get the hell outta there?
Sex God
take no notice im horny and naughty all the time 
red heads r great :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
red heads r great :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Casanova
I'm a believer!
Lucky Dino!!
Lucky Dino!!
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