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When out on the town last night, and after a few too many double vodka and lemonades it suddenly occurred to me that I had definately had one too many. They always say don't have the last one, but if that was the case then eventually I'd never have had the first one :shock:
So upon waking up this morning, going into both kitchens and reaching for both glasses of water with both hands and the "never again" speech, I started to rack my brains for a hangover cure - to find I don't know of any proven ones.
Can anyone suggest any good proven cure, and I'll try it out later this week - research purposes only of course wink
Salted peanuts hun.... They work a treat biggrin
Shireen
xxx
More double vodkas and lemonades is a good start. Or if I'm to be more serious and practical I always find a good swim does the trick, however terrible it is to consider at the time!
Water, water, water, pain killers, vitamin C, water. Medically proven!
what a great thread for a Sunday! Will watch this with interst today as I need a cure redface
I say this time and time again stay drunk then you dont get qa hangover lol :lol:
I can say from the experience of lots of 'research' that I have a DEFINATE cure for hangovers, and I'm sure that many of those 'North of the Border' will vouch for this one too (it's one of their best kept secrets !)
You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas
Take the neurofen with the Irn-Bru - you need about 500ml (a small botlle).
Then eat the banana.
Within about 20 minutes you will be almost free of the hangover.
It works by re-hydrating your brain (the cause of the hang-over) and the ferric salts in the Irn-Bru speed this process up massively (the ferric salts give it the rusty colour).
The Neurofen is an anti-imflammatary and blocks pain too, so is absorbed and starts working on your swolen grey-stuff.
The banana puts zinc back into your system to help the nervous system recover.
Please don't use the banana for ANY OTHER purposes at this point ! (get a spare one for that later !)
I am told that this is the single biggest reason that Coca-Cola hasn't taken over from Irn-Bru in Scotland - no 'medicinal' value.
Good Luck,
Tony
(Without a headache !)
lol
Quote by PoloLady
Water, water, water, pain killers, vitamin C, water. Medically proven!

water is the best cure and it is medical proven and i'm really sad for knowing this but i do have clinical proof even thought i was strically ethical in the first place
Quote by shnukle
I say this time and time again stay drunk then you dont get qa hangover lol :lol:

Apart from the Irn-Bru trick, this is the other method, but short of liver failure, you have to stop sometime for either sleep or more money ......
T.
Quote by marriedmale
You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas
Take the neurofen with the Irn-Bru - you need about 500ml (a small botlle).
Then eat the banana.
Within about 20 minutes you will be almost free of the hangover.

That's all very well, but what's the cure for IrnBru poisining?
Quote by delsutton

You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas

That's all very well, but what's the cure for IrnBru poisining?
You're not going to believe this, but I think drinking heavily the day after seems to counter the effects of Irn-Bru .......
PMSL
T.
rolleyes
just looked it up in my favourite resource on the internet.....wikipedia.... this is what they say...
"Hangovers are multi-causal. Ethanol has a dehydrating effect (such substances are known as diuretics), which causes headaches, dry mouth, and lethargy. Dehydration causes the brain to shrink away from the skull slightly. This triggers pain sensors on the outside surface of your brain which causes the headache. This can be mitigated by drinking plenty of water during and after consumption of alcohol. Alcohol is also a metabolic poison, and its impact on the stomach lining probably accounts for nausea.
Another factor contributing to a hangover is the conversion of alcohol to acetaldehyde by the liver by the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase. This metabolite is probably more toxic than alcohol.
Finally there are various nervous effects. The removal of the depressive effects of alcohol in the brain probably account for the light and noise sensitivity. It is also thought that the presence of other alcohols (such as methanol and fusel oils), by-products of the alcoholic fermentation also called congeners, exaggerates many of the symptoms; this probably accounts for the mitigation of the effects when distilled alcohol, particularly vodka, is consumed.
The amount of congeners in the drink may also have an effect. Red wines have more congeners than white wines, and some people note less of a hangover with white wine.
Some people believe that sugar (often found in sweet cocktails) worsens hangovers.
Nicotine poisoning can often worsen hangovers, as smokers tend to smoke much more than usual while under the influence of alcohol.
Genetics also plays a part, as some people seldom, if ever, suffer hangover symptoms no matter how much they drink.
The psychosomatic nature of hangovers shouldn't be ignored either. If people expect a hangover, they tend to feel one."
make of that lot what you will..... personally.. if i feel bad.. i keep a big jug of water by my bed..... sean xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks for that one Tony - really makes sense too, and I'll keep you posted after I try it on Friday morning ( or saturday if it doesn't work lol )
Either way I will be stocking up on bananas in this weeks shopping wink
Quote by marriedmale

You need:
Irn-Bru
Neurofen (or Ibuprofen - it's the same thing)
Bananas

That's all very well, but what's the cure for IrnBru poisining?
You're not going to believe this, but I think drinking heavily the day after seems to counter the effects of Irn-Bru .......
PMSL
T.
rolleyes
Thank god for that... must remember that after the next heavy night on the Bru.
Quote by blueeyes6969
Either way I will be stocking up on bananas in this weeks shopping wink

Just remember you need to EAT some of the bananas !
Heehee
T.
redface
If you know a good doctor or nurse.
Being hooked to a saline drip is the quickest (but not the easiest) way to cure a hangover.
It re hydrates the brain and restores salt balance without using the upsetting your sensitve stomach.
I am sure it was on one of the hospital programmes (holby or something like it) were the doc did it after a heavy night!!
Quote by PoloLady
Water, water, water, pain killers, vitamin C, water. Medically proven!

.... rolleyes ....that's the one for me.
CC..... cool
Hook up to a drip - think i once got chatted up by one ! Wasn't that on scrubs on ABC1 this week too ?
And thanks Sean for that concise version surprised - so in a nutshell you suggest water. Hmmm. Need to find something to add to that now......
I know one thing, the bananas are here to stay, just in two minds whether I should go out with them for a drink or forget the drink and take them to bed instead redface
Oralhydrate
Its actually meant to treat dysentery.....but it will re-hydrate your body quickly, a couple of gentle PKs as well and you will soon be on top form
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Oralhydrate
Its actually meant to treat dysentery.....but it will re-hydrate your body quickly, a couple of gentle PKs as well and you will soon be on top form

I always keep a box of re-hydration salts in the cupboard for when I have a had hangover. They don't cure the hangover completely but really reduce the symptoms.
I've definately lived in a box for a few years ! everyone seems to know more about this than me. So it's nanas and some oral-hydrate on the shopping list. Can't seem to think I'll buy both of those from Asda ! Or will I ? Enlighten me please ne2000 biggrin
proven week after week sometimes more than once a week walk to "LOCAL" shop a 500ml bottle of coke cheese and onion crisp cob with a mars bar
hasnt let me down yet
must be consumed within one hour of getting out of bed
This works for me every time a pint of water followed by an Ice cold CAN (only seems to work) of coke, clears my head a treat biggrin
Might sound daft, but years ago I had a splitting headache after a heavy session, I took 2 anadin extras before going to bed. The next day I didn't feel as though I had even had a drink the night before. Ever since then as long as I am sober enough to remember, I take two, only works with anadin extra, but I have never had a hangover since. My wife never used to drink, but since she started I have never had the chance to take the piss the day after because she knew my little trick, it works for her too.
Quote by BazzaNW
Might sound daft, but years ago I had a splitting headache after a heavy session, I took 2 anadin extras before going to bed. The next day I didn't feel as though I had even had a drink the night before. Ever since then as long as I am sober enough to remember, I take two, only works with anadin extra, but I have never had a hangover since. My wife never used to drink, but since she started I have never had the chance to take the piss the day after because she knew my little trick, it works for her too.

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I bet I can make everyone hate me with just one sentence......... I can drink anything & everything and......
I dont get hangovers!!!! :bounce: :cheers: bolt drinkies
Quote by winchwench
I bet I can make everyone hate me with just one sentence......... I can drink anything & everything and......
I dont get hangovers!!!! :bounce: :cheers: bolt drinkies

dont take this personally

BITCH
Quote by blueeyes6969
When out on the town last night, and after a few too many double vodka and lemonades it suddenly occurred to me that I had definately had one too many. They always say don't have the last one, but if that was the case then eventually I'd never have had the first one :shock:
So upon waking up this morning, going into both kitchens and reaching for both glasses of water with both hands and the "never again" speech, I started to rack my brains for a hangover cure - to find I don't know of any proven ones.
Can anyone suggest any good proven cure, and I'll try it out later this week - research purposes only of course wink

I think you're gonna love me for this! Try this article here that was released just before Xmas last:
Quote by welshanimal
Might sound daft, but years ago I had a splitting headache after a heavy session, I took 2 anadin extras before going to bed. The next day I didn't feel as though I had even had a drink the night before. Ever since then as long as I am sober enough to remember, I take two, only works with anadin extra, but I have never had a hangover since. My wife never used to drink, but since she started I have never had the chance to take the piss the day after because she knew my little trick, it works for her too.

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Good grief! Drugs and alcohol = :shock:
I'm going to have to take this one on board too ! Something tells me I'm going to have to do a LOT of research myself and find out which is the best.
May mean I'm comatosed till about April at this rate cool
Thanks - I think ! smile