King Arthur... (or, worst film you've ever seen!)

30 Nov 2004

Have you seen it yet????
If you haven't yet - dont
Let me spare you an agonisingly dull couple of hours or was it days......
Once again Bruckhiemer lends his Hollywood weight to a truly fantastic story and f*cks it up with that Inverted Midas Touch that he seems to posses.
I am a fan of Clive Owen however in this film he sucked.
Even the Battles scenes were dull.
So please, save yourselves - do not watch this film.
wink

Dxxx

30 Nov 2004

Thanks for the advice...
We were actually plannign to see this film but with a review like that I think we'll giv eit a miss!!!

30 Nov 2004

I can think of an even worse film than that have you seen Open Water
OMG this film is the worst film I have ever seen in my life it's dull all the way though and it looks like they have used home video cams to film it this didn't make it look real it look more like it was a dodgy porn film at the start.
I could go on all day the moral of the story is don't do it it's not worth wasting your life.
Molly xx

30 Nov 2004

I watched the first 10 minutes, then turned it off.

30 Nov 2004

I watched King arthur on the plane......i thought it was alright.....yea they took liberties with storyline.....and I know as a plane flyer you are preety bored....but thought I would give it 6 out of 10.....seen worse !!!

30 Nov 2004

Quote by deancannock
I watched King arthur on the plane......i thought it was alright.....yea they took liberties with storyline.....and I know as a plane flyer you are preety bored....but thought I would give it 6 out of 10.....seen worse !!!

I could accept liberties with a story if the end result was of quality - this however....
6/10..???!! I feel you are far too generous.
I havent seen worse this year.
Dxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
I watched the first 10 minutes, then turned it off.

King Arthur or Open water..?????
Dxxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
I watched the first 10 minutes, then turned it off.

King Arthur or Open water..?????
Dxxx
King Arthur, I havent seen Open Water

30 Nov 2004

Another film in the "worst movie of the year awards", has to be "House of the dead", based on the arcade game. Its so bad it even relies of footage from the game to carry it along, and has been voted the 29th worst film of all time, out of over 250,000 films... rolleyes

30 Nov 2004

Quote by PJ1
Another film in the "worst movie of the year awards", has to be "House of the dead", based on the arcade game. Its so bad it even relies of footage from the game to carry it along, and has been voted the 29th worst film of all time, out of over 250,000 films...

I can think of any 'Game to Film' conversion that has been any good.
Havent seen any of the Tomb Raiders - and I'm quite happy about that!!!
wink

Dxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Havent seen any of the Tomb Raiders - and I'm quite happy about that!!!

But you missed the gorgeous arse of Angeline though... poor thing... and she has gorgeous lips... :twisted:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Havent seen any of the Tomb Raiders - and I'm quite happy about that!!!

But you missed the gorgeous arse of Angeline though... poor thing... and she has gorgeous lips... :twisted:
just the thought of angelina jolie does things to me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted:

30 Nov 2004

Has anybody seen Resident Evil 2?
I aint seen the first one but having seen the second film i dont want to see it either.

30 Nov 2004

Quote by staffy1981
Has anybody seen Resident Evil 2?
I aint seen the first one but having seen the second film i dont want to see it either.

Unfortunately I have seen the first one..........
It would take a reasonable amount of Duress to make me watch the 2nd!!!
Dxxx

30 Nov 2004

Surrey Couple,
Unfortunately hindsight is a wonderful thing!!
I heard some good things about the first one so i thought why not?
How wrong was I?!

30 Nov 2004

Quote by staffy1981
Surrey Couple,
Unfortunately hindsight is a wonderful thing!!
I heard some good things about the first one so i thought why not?
How wrong was I?!

Now I didnt actually mind Resident Evil as a boring Saturday night/better then watching the Lottery type film, now Ghost Ship is a different matter :shock:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Now I didnt actually mind Resident Evil as a boring Saturday night/better then watching the Lottery type film, now Ghost Ship is a different matter :shock:

Sorry, cant let you get away with that.......!!!!
wink

Dxxxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Mark
Has anyone ever seen Beautiful Joe . We were staying round friends and thought we'd put on a movie while they were out. After digging around their video collection we thought we'd give it a go...
I suspect it was initially part of some experiment into how far peoples' toes can curl without actually turning in on themselves - although I don't know how they got it past the Ethics Committee.
Truly awful. Truly truly bowel-shatteringly awful.

I think I actually want to see it now - if only for the science!! wink

Dxx

30 Nov 2004

Worst Film ever has to be Bridges of Maddison County - absolute crap - left in disgust afetr half an hour.

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Mark
in fact we were sitting there with black clouds of depression hanging over us

I know those clouds.
They swept in to the lounge and surrounded us like a poisonous Bruckhiemer induced fog, choking us of the will to watch.
So 'Beautiful Joe' was also by Jerry Bruckhiemer..??????
wink

Dxx

30 Nov 2004

Jack Frost 2 was quite diabolical as well
Molly xx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Now I didnt actually mind Resident Evil as a boring Saturday night/better then watching the Lottery type film, now Ghost Ship is a different matter :shock:

Sorry, cant let you get away with that.......!!!!
wink

Dxxxx
OMG did you think was trying to gatecrash your thread. Sorry I wasnt trying to do that. redface

1 Dec 2004

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Now I didnt actually mind Resident Evil as a boring Saturday night/better then watching the Lottery type film, now Ghost Ship is a different matter :shock:

Sorry, cant let you get away with that.......!!!!
wink

Dxxxx
OMG did you think was trying to gatecrash your thread. Sorry I wasnt trying to do that. redface

Hi Pinky
Nothing to do with gatcrashing - just cant let you get away with saying that you didnt mind Resident Evil.....!!!!!
:wink:
Dxxx

1 Dec 2004

Obviously no-ones seen 'Boxing Helena', without a doubt the worst film ever !!

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Dinah Mo Hum
Obviously no-ones seen 'Boxing Helena', without a doubt the worst film ever !!

Not True.
I've seen boxing Helena.
Yes it is kinda terrible but I also think that it does have its own merit (plus I'm a sucker for the old 6 Series BMW's).
wink

Dxxx

1 Dec 2004

Got a doggie dvd from man in pub called smoking and coffie, what a load of sh@t
best film is DIE HARD

1 Dec 2004

for a good king arthur film, get 'Excalibur' on dvd.
some may disagree but I rate it very highly.
Memorable moment - merlin's line:-
'A dream for some, a nightmare for others.'
Any one else like this one?

1 Dec 2004

We actually have a copy of that at home! Its great....
biggrin

1 Dec 2004

Quote by blueis
for a good king arthur film, get 'Excalibur' on dvd.
some may disagree but I rate it very highly.
Memorable moment - merlin's line:-
'A dream for some, a nightmare for others.'
Any one else like this one?

erm...hello......
That is 'THE' best King Arthur film there is.
hmmm.... Cherrie Lunghi.......!!!!
wink

Dxxx

1 Dec 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Obviously no-ones seen 'Boxing Helena', without a doubt the worst film ever !!

Not True.
I've seen boxing Helena.
Yes it is kinda terrible but I also think that it does have its own merit (plus I'm a sucker for the old 6 Series BMW's).
wink

Dxxx
It doesn't have any merits, the ending saw to that...I don't think I'll be ruining it for anyone...'...it was all a dream...' ! smile