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i read this elsewhere and thought of this place immediately. i was like "which of you kinky bastards has gotten up to some darwin-awards type mischief"
@kaznkev- think it was more that he couldn't get soft again, like all those fake cockring mishaps, the blood wouldn't flow out of his erectile tissue
so any other tales of sexual experimentation gone wrong?
@kaznkev- think it was more that he couldn't get soft again, like all those fake cockring mishaps, the blood wouldn't flow out of his erectile tissue
so any other tales of sexual experimentation gone wrong?
Sex God
Kaz... "Restricted blood flow had left the man in a state of arousal, and unable to remove the pipe."
Black eyes count I suppose?
Eighteen, using a slim aerosol can as a dildo on GF while licking her clit in the 69 position.
She decides that's rather a bit of a surprise, and bucks her back vigorously. I get the end of the can in the eye.
Nice black eye though - hard to explain in the gym...
Eighteen, using a slim aerosol can as a dildo on GF while licking her clit in the 69 position.
She decides that's rather a bit of a surprise, and bucks her back vigorously. I get the end of the can in the eye.
Nice black eye though - hard to explain in the gym...
Quote by silvertongue471
i read this elsewhere and thought of this place immediately. i was like "which of you kinky bastards has gotten up to some darwin-awards type mischief"
@kaznkev- think it was more that he couldn't get soft again, like all those fake cockring mishaps, the blood wouldn't flow out of his erectile tissue
so any other tales of sexual experimentation gone wrong?
Sex God
Ooooh, must be careful, always found cold steel pipe such a turn on 
I never believe anything I read in teh appers but as of yet I cant find anywhere that has debunked this one.
It breaks my two urban legend rules.
Its too good to be true.
It doesent make sense:
A pipe around your penis (unlike a ring) wouldnt cause the rpoblem described.
There is no way I can believe the hospital/fire service would take an angle grinder to a pipe around your cock when lubricants and medications could do the job more effectively.
Check out snopes over the next feww weeks and see if theres a debunking. The telegraph ran it too presumably picking it up from the echo.
It breaks my two urban legend rules.
Its too good to be true.
It doesent make sense:
A pipe around your penis (unlike a ring) wouldnt cause the rpoblem described.
There is no way I can believe the hospital/fire service would take an angle grinder to a pipe around your cock when lubricants and medications could do the job more effectively.
Check out snopes over the next feww weeks and see if theres a debunking. The telegraph ran it too presumably picking it up from the echo.
Just reminded me of the guy who called the emergency services in the good ole USA saying his manhood had been attacked by a knife weilding prostitute. The wound didnt look like a knife wound so one officer followed the trail of blood to a cupboard. In the cupboard was the assailant. A hoover.....Guy had removed the pipe in the hope of a good suck but didnt realise there was a rotating metal fan just inside said hoover to provide suction!! Ouch
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:
Warming the Bed
Quote by jesster
Just reminded me of the guy who called the emergency services in the good ole USA saying his manhood had been attacked by a knife weilding prostitute. The wound didnt look like a knife wound so one officer followed the trail of blood to a cupboard. In the cupboard was the assailant. A hoover.....Guy had removed the pipe in the hope of a good suck but didnt realise there was a rotating metal fan just inside said hoover to provide suction!! Ouch
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:
i kind of hope it isn't *winces*
mine was when i had just discovered masturbation and was basically doing it so much i was running out of any possible lubricant. decided to coat the not-so-little fella in chinese balm. the agony, especially when i tried to wash it off with cold water. i almost had a seizure from the pain.
since then i've treated my cock with kid gloves.
Sex God
Quote by Bluefish2009
Ooooh, must be careful, always found cold steel pipe such a turn on
Erm . . . well . . . yeah? Being a steel specialist, may I recommend a good quality deburring tool, a precision industrial reamer, and a liberal application of Swarfega. Preferably not the gritty kind? :shock:
*nods sagely*
Trust me, you'll thank me for this one day.
;)N x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Ooooh, must be careful, always found cold steel pipe such a turn on
Erm . . . well . . . yeah? Being a steel specialist, may I recommend a good quality deburring tool, a precision industrial reamer, and a liberal application of Swarfega. Preferably not the gritty kind? :shock: Trust me, you'll thank me for this one day.
*nods sagely*
You knock yerself though, eh? ;)
N x x x ;)
Oh, just stop with the erotica
Quote by silvertongue471
Just reminded me of the guy who called the emergency services in the good ole USA saying his manhood had been attacked by a knife weilding prostitute. The wound didnt look like a knife wound so one officer followed the trail of blood to a cupboard. In the cupboard was the assailant. A hoover.....Guy had removed the pipe in the hope of a good suck but didnt realise there was a rotating metal fan just inside said hoover to provide suction!! Ouch
I assume this is a true story as it was on some program about freak accidents :smile:
i kind of hope it isn't *winces*
mine was when i had just discovered masturbation and was basically doing it so much i was running out of any possible lubricant. decided to coat the not-so-little fella in chinese balm. the agony, especially when i tried to wash it off with cold water. i almost had a seizure from the pain.
since then i've treated my cock with kid gloves.
As a side note...............when preparing chillies for a curry, always wash your hands well before going for a pee. Didnt happen to me but an old mate of mine did a dance in the bathroom :lol:
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