..got me drunk... snogged the face off me... confused the bloke on the next table
in the pub and then let me pee in the woods.!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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kitkate
Sex God
Sounds like you behaved disgracefully then Jags. 
Wonder how you'll feel in the morning though when you review tonight! :twisted:
:rotflmao: 
:uhoh:
Wonder how you'll feel in the morning though when you review tonight! :twisted:
:rotflmao: :uhoh:
I soooooooooooooooooo hate it when that happens! :x Sex God
Quote by Jags
Oh! And then took photographs of me peeing in the woods so I was FORCED to ban the twat!!
PS - am on Kit's laptop and she approves of the banning!
:lol:
You banned yourself? :lol: :lol:
This gets better and better! :bounce: :bounce:
Erm..........................
:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sexlightened
I'm Confused.... :huh:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
..got me drunk... snogged the face off me... confused the bloke on the next table
in the pub and then let me pee in the woods.!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG ..................... slinks away to change his boxers
Sex God
Good morning Jags :bounce: :bounce:
Trust you were up with the Lark this morning!
How's the head? :twisted:
Promise I won't draw attention to this thread!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:grin: :grin:
Trust you were up with the Lark this morning!
How's the head? :twisted:
Promise I won't draw attention to this thread!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:grin: :grin:
Mod
MORNING JAGS - HOW'S THE HANGOVER!!
I don't think Jags does hangovers. - Or, more likely, there is not a hangover that would dare go near her! :uhoh:Despite being too drunk to see the keys on the keyboard - which was not helped by the fact she had taken her contact lenses out, - she was up before the sparrows farted, and out the door by 8 30. :shock:
It was very amusing watching her trying to type last night though!
lhk
Kat
Mod
Quote by KitKat
Despite being too drunk to see the keys on the keyboard - which was not helped by the fact she had taken her contact lenses out, - she was up before the sparrows farted, and out the door by 8 30. :shock:
It was very amusing watching her trying to type last night though!
lhk
Kat
That would have been her regular 5 mile run she does each morning, isn't it? Well, if she is away from the keyboard for at least the next 3 hours, get those pics published!!! :twisted: (you know you want to!)
Mal
Mod
That's alright, Kitty. We won't tell Jags if you look at the pics as well!!
Mal
Mal
Sex God
Quote by Kitty
That's alright, Kitty. We won't tell Jags if you look at the pics as well!!
Mal
Ooooooooh! Ok :twisted: :twisted: Bring 'em on....... :evil2: :evil2:
*Whispers, Mal you will delete this before Jags gets back online right?? ;)
Oh Kitty, he's trying to trap you - he'll delete and edit to make himself look like the innocent party and you'll get the Jags slap. Don't be drawn in, he's a bad bad man!
Quote by freckledbird
Oh Kitty, he's trying to trap you - he'll delete and edit to make himself look like the innocent party and you'll get the Jags slap. Don't be drawn in, he's a bad bad man!
:doh: In that case, he must be punished!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
On second thoughts he'd probably enjoy that 'waaaaay' too much :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
:sad: We have a fatal flaw in the picture publishing plans. - I took the pictures with Jags's camera! :sad:
We need a cunning plan, what about daring her to publish them herself?
lhk
Kat
Would that work?
Nah! She wouldn't dare! :twisted:
:whistling: :whistling: 
Sex God
Jags see what happens when you come down south,
OK - Just had a phone call from Jags, she is two miles from home, stuck in a traffic jam and mad as hell!
So anyone that wants to wuss out and have their posts deleted say so now, or run like hell. :twisted:
Unfortunately, I won't be able to help. My mum has just come round to see us, you are all on your own
lhk
Kat
So anyone that wants to wuss out and have their posts deleted say so now, or run like hell. :twisted:
Unfortunately, I won't be able to help. My mum has just come round to see us, you are all on your own
lhk
Kat
Quote by Mal
MORNING JAGS - HOW'S THE HANGOVER!!
I'm home - despite the best efforts of Kit
and Kate :kiss: to get me drunk I stayed upright and sensible right up to the time I went to bed! Mind you, typing on a laptop when slighty disabled by a surfeit of grape juice, was funny. :shock: :shock: Yep, out the house at m., on M40 and onward. Been shopping too.
Many thanks to my special people. It was great.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Now to find the camera and suss out those pictures!
8-) 