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Ladies - Jack or Ozzy?

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Treasure
Forum Virgin
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: Is Sharon an option? (Please say yes!! confused )
(Hi everybody, from a newbie couple. wink )
mollyandchris
Sex God
Quote by Treasure
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: Is Sharon an option? (Please say yes!! confused )
(Hi everybody, from a newbie couple. wink )

No afriad not Jack or Ozzy
little__gem
Sex God
OZZY,
I used to date a guy that looked and acted like Jack, at least ozzy is so stoned you could tell him anything........
Now, Kelly....... that's a thought biggrin
Treasure
Forum Virgin
:confused: Absolutely only Jack or Ozzie?? Dog fleas out of the question??
(I need a scratchy emoticon! lol)
Unknown User
hehe neither although I think Ozzy be better although in his prolonged drug induced state I wonder if he could actually get it up!?
Jack?? haha makes me think of my wee brother and thats just wrooooong! :shock:
Unknown User
Ozzy without a doubt hump
McGuinness
Sexpert
Quote by fruity1976
hehe neither although I think Ozzy be better although in his prolonged drug induced state I wonder if he could actually get it up!?

Apparently Ozzy is quite fond of Viagra amongst other drugs!
I'm not a girl but if i was the answer would be Ozzy
I saw Jack and Kelly at Heathrow and they were tiny, didn't know if it was them or the ooompah lumpahs!!
mollyandchris
Sex God
Quote by McGuinness
I saw Jack and Kelly at Heathrow and they were tiny, didn't know if it was them or the ooompah lumpahs!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
I adore Ozzy because of who he is and what he represents. He was a part of my teen-hood and I gave him Godlike status when I bought my 'Blizzard of Oz' album.
Sadly, Ozzy belongs to no one as his mind (and body) is now, an amusement park unto himself. The perfect example of what decades of Jack Daniel's, Class A's and Rock 'n' Roll does to a person. Luckily he has had Sharon by his financial side to make sure the shell of his former self has made it to the 21 century.
He does make quality television though!
Silky xxxxxxxxx