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Ladies, The importance of a handbag!

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Quote by Dlep
Judging from what some ladies have in their Handbags, it seems they carry a small TARDIS on their shoulders....:shock:
:giggle:
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Ahh but my munch handbag is much smaller. Just big enough to home a couple of condoms, cigs, ligher and my phone. I never take my purse to a munch, I give all my cash to the tart and then get him to buy the drinks which means I can get away with a much smaller handbag
Quote by dekntan
im one of them women who has to tip everything on the table to find something (dek did buy me a bag with loads of little compartments but i didnt like it took me forever to find something)

Thats me as well, my purse normally stays at the top but if I need to find anything esle it's normally right at the bottom so have to pull everything else out first. Really annoying when phone starts ringing in the middle of tescos and I turn out having to empty the contents of bag onto the floor only to find that it's stopped ringing by the time I get to it biggrin
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Oh dear... well you did ask!
The contents of my handbag...
Purse
Diary
Phone
Hairbrush
Make-up
Perfume
Variety of hair clips (3)
Bus tickets (several - now in the bin)
Receipts
Cough sweeties
Antibiotics
Decongestants
Orbit
Smints
Mirror
Flight details
Airport carpark booking confirmation
Umbrella
iPod
Headphones
Condoms
Phone charger
That's all I can remember off the top of my head... I may have to add more when I actually drag my ass off the sofa and look! wink

Sadly I looked and have some things I missed:
Work keys
House keys
Car keys
Nurofen
Security blanket redface
Cheque book
USB memory stick thingy
Four pens (all purple)
Dog biscuits
Gloves
Vaseline
Handsfree thingy
No wonder it weighs a ton!!
rolleyes
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Oh dear... well you did ask!
The contents of my handbag...
Purse
Diary
Phone
Hairbrush
Make-up
Perfume
Variety of hair clips (3)
Bus tickets (several - now in the bin)
Receipts
Cough sweeties
Antibiotics
Decongestants
Orbit
Smints
Mirror
Flight details
Airport carpark booking confirmation
Umbrella
iPod
Headphones
Condoms
Phone charger
That's all I can remember off the top of my head... I may have to add more when I actually drag my ass off the sofa and look! wink

Sadly I looked and have some things I missed:
Work keys
House keys
Car keys
Nurofen
Security blanket redface
Cheque book
USB memory stick thingy
Four pens (all purple)
Dog biscuits
Gloves
Vaseline
Handsfree thingy
No wonder it weighs a ton!!
rolleyes
Makes mental note to mug David Tennant so that DG can get to future Munches without straining her shoulders.....:giggle:
I now know why men dont have handbags
They just can't be handbags ladies containing all that stuff - Suitcases maybe - not handbags
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Quote by martellnotts
I now know why men dont have handbags
They just can't be handbags ladies containing all that stuff - Suitcases maybe - not handbags
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I've seen Metal Cargo load boxes for freightliners smaller than some womens handbags...:shock:
lol
I have a suitcase on wheels that i did contemplate using at one time
I used to use handbags..The size of them seemed to increase with each new one and they just got fuller and fuller
The young 'un thought it was a waste disposal unit as well .
I got a bit fed up of it and have ditched them in favour of my coat pockets,much easier and my back is a lot better nowadays as well funnily enough.
lol
I don't alwayshave a handbag with me, depends where I am going but because I have one or two bags, I don't have a large collection of junk :smug:
Usually I carry
keys
Purse
Phone
TicTacs or Gum
Tissues
Hair clips or hair bands
Sometimes I carry
Condoms
Spare knickers
Another phone
SatNav thingy
Pens
Quote by Dawnie
I don't always have a handbag with me, depends where I am going but because I have one or two bags, I don't have a large collection of junk :smug:
Usually I carry
keys
Purse
Phone
TicTacs or Gum
Tissues
Hair clips or hair bands
Sometimes I carry
Condoms
Spare knickers
Another phone
SatNav thingy
Pens

Where the Jam dunno
Dont see it on the list...:rascal:
Quote by Mallock2006
Where the Jam dunno
Dont see it on the list...:rascal:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't put the jam I borrow from hotels in my handbag, you know it goes in the boot of the car and spills everywhere redface
Why didn't I answer this back in the day?! lol
In my handbag there is:
Purse
House keys
Foundation
Mascara x 2
Eye pencil
Foundation brush
Lip gloss - nude colour
Lip gloss - clear
Lip salve
Lipstick x 2
Eyeshadow compact
Biros x 2
Pencils x 5
Diary
Copy of Tess of the D'Urbervilles
Receipts
A badge from a stag do I went on
A Christmas card
Some stamps (they belong in the purse)
Deodorant
Perfume
Comb
Half a packet of chewing gum
Half a packet of Lockets
Beecham's Cold and Flu tablets
Fizzy vitamin C things
and that's it... at the mo! :giggle:
I had a clear out of mine a few days ago but there goes....
Purse
Ciggies
M&S bag for life
pair of jogging bottoms
knickers and a bra (I've just got back from a spray tan)
Tomtom and charger
sunglasses x2
driving glasses
umbrella x2
pair of socks
mobile phone
perfume
Bday card for a colleague that I forgot to give her
plasters
pair of gloves
calculator
train timetable
packet of tissues
lighter
receipts
M&S £5 off voucher
tampons
A watch that needs a new battery
mirror
4 lip glosses (3 of which are the same)
car key
chewing gum
hair bobble
2 biros
oh and cearly I didn't clear it out very well as in the side pocket I've found:
an empty envelope
a day pass for Honk Kong metro
plus boarding passes for flights to Chicago, LA, Fiji, Sydney and HK.
I thought I wouldn't have so much in this time but clearly I was mistaken! :lol2: :giggle:
Ooh - opportunity for a sort out:
Car and house keys
A key I can't identify
Sparkly pen
Very smart pen indeed
Purple purse
Little make up bag that says 'mirror mirror on the wall, I look like my mother after all'!
One hold up stocking with ladder
One hold up stocking - no ladder
Sunglasses
Anti-bacterial hand gel
Tissues of various vintages
Paracetamol
17p
Opera ticket stubs
Panto programme (Oh yes there is!)
Lots of horrible bits of foil from pressing pills and gum out of blister packs
Some table confetti
A broken earring
Driving licence
One plaster - unused
A thank you letter
Tampons
Phone
I think I need a clear out of my handbag!!!!!redface
work diary
notebook
filofax
work keys
Identity Badge
leather gloves
woolen fingerless gloves
anti bacterial wipes
work phone
phone charger
in loose change
wallet
purse
many recipts
many proofs of postage
3 biros
1 small torch
tampons
1 condom
polos
glasses
flu n cold capsules
parecetamol
diclofenic
half a packet of tunes
no wonder my shoulder hurts when I carry it around!!!!
and as for my car keys...lol
I have 6 different key rings all clipped together and about 20 keys on it!!! I dont need a personal attack alarm..lol i think i would render anyone unconcuious if I clump them with it :twisted:
Quote by poshkate
I had a clear out of mine a few days ago

I would have loved to see the pre-clear out list! :giggle:
PK thats not a hand bag your carrying around with you are you sure its not a suitcase
Hand bags are smaller and dont have so much room for all that stuff unless your Mary Poppins
Mine is handbag size
2 x diarys (this years and next)
Mobile phone
lipsil
padlock and keys (to keep Dave out)
purse
old wage slips
various receipts
Ciggies
2 x lighters (just in case)
4 x Pens
book
Slimming World pack
Christmas cards (must give them out tomorrow)
bits of baccy, fag packet rubish and fluff
Only ever buy a handbag big enough to hold a paperback and squish everything esle around it :happy:
Jane xx
a purse
a card purse
6 pens all black
sat nav
a 8gb survivor memory stick which has everything for work on it.
an Orange dongle
work keys
i-pod and headset
work phone
own phone
various work receipts
several packets of chewing gum
blue tooth headset for phone
my bag doesnt have much in it tbh
purse
office keys
lip balm
lipstick
zovirax
plastic rain poncho
work pass
thats it
phone is in me bra where it normally is
Quote by earthchild
phone is in me bra where it normally is

passionkiss and for that little idiosyncracy, I love you even more! :giggle:
Mind you, when I go out I usually have an emergency tenner in my bra! wink
Quote by noladreams
I would have loved to see the pre-clear out list! :giggle:

:lol2: I felt all smug when you bumped this thinking I'd cleared mine out! It appears that after clearing it our a lot of the stuff has crept back in again.
Honestly it is just a handbag, just a rather large one! :giggle:
Oh I'm not doing this again... I carry even more stuff than I did last time. redface
Big Issue Magazine,
three Xmas cards given to me today,
nail file,
house and shop keys,
lip salve,
purse,
pen,
tissues,
lighter
A lot in it for me....
What's a handbag? dunno
Quote by Witchy
What's a handbag? dunno

Its what women have.............:mrgreen:
Quote by Witchy
What's a handbag? dunno

Storage lol
Ah, thanks both, that explains it. If I don't have pockets, my phone goes in my bra, along with cash & a lippy. What more could a gal want?
Shouldn't lippy stay in your panties?
Have man-bags been discussed in this thread?
(I detest that... "man-bag"!)
I always carry a shoulder bag or back-pack style thing.
work files, diary etc.
but it does tend to over fill.
lp
I have a few handbags, in one there is
Keys
Purse
Mobile phone
Receipts
Lip balm
Chewing gum
Panty liners
Tampon
M & S shopping bags
In my other
Condoms
KY
Big pink vibe
Thick black vibe
Glass dildo
Wipes
Camera
on the few occassions i have ventured late night shopping after a night out with BMW we had some very strange looks until i realised the big black vibe was hanging out of my bag when we stood in the checkout much to BMW`s amusement and my shame :doh:
I had a new bag for my birthday (shocking pink so will have to dye my hair back to co-ordinate ;) ) Anyway it's not had time to accumulate a lot so;
Purse (size of a small brick)
phone
pink leather gloves
2x pens
roll on deodorant
used car park ticket
money bag with loose change in (Morbius threw it in the other day)
Will return in about 6 months to this thread and trust me it will be full of all sorts of crap!
Callie x
Quote by Calista
some stuff

Oooh passionkiss Just had to say, lovely to see you in here!