How to use the ATM
MALE PROCEDURE
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Drive forwards 7 feet
20. Reverse back to cash machine
21. Retrieve card
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
23. Re-check make-up again
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
25. Drive for 3 to 4 miles
26. Release hand brake
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ladies use of a cashpoint
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Sex God
tut.
when I go to the cash point.. i WALK to the machine.. look left, right then left again to make sure no undesirebale looking peeps are watching.. i pull my purse out of my bag.. find correct card, and push it in.
i type my number check balance.. let out a groan (or a silent scream.. depending on HOW bad things are), type in amount i need. take out card and cash.
THEN realise i needed more actually.. so do whole process again.. deliberately ignoring the sighs and mutterings of the people behind me in the queue.
i then go and spend the cash as fast as i can!
when I go to the cash point.. i WALK to the machine.. look left, right then left again to make sure no undesirebale looking peeps are watching.. i pull my purse out of my bag.. find correct card, and push it in.
i type my number check balance.. let out a groan (or a silent scream.. depending on HOW bad things are), type in amount i need. take out card and cash.
THEN realise i needed more actually.. so do whole process again.. deliberately ignoring the sighs and mutterings of the people behind me in the queue.
i then go and spend the cash as fast as i can!
Orgasminator
These things are brilliant....
I mean you walk up to it, insert a piece of plastic, enter a few numbers and you get a wad of cash.
No wonder they're called Magic Money Machines.
I mean you walk up to it, insert a piece of plastic, enter a few numbers and you get a wad of cash.
No wonder they're called Magic Money Machines.
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I can't even use the damn things cos the bank have never sent me a pin number, even though I've asked them nicely, so I have to buy a lolly or something from the supermarket every time I want some cash back
