ladies wanking

25 Nov 2005

Quote by PoloLady
PS....
You should be glad they are holding the outside and not trying to cram as many fingers into the hole as they can in the first few seconds of foreplay :shock:

Now that would hurt :scared: :shock:
Most of the ladies I've been with seem to do it gently and lightly as if afraid it'll break confused

Only after reassurance and convincing that it won't hurt they'll do it better. Although maybe I just like it rougher dunno

26 Nov 2005

thanks guys and gals, some brilliant answers there. However i must point out that in spite of my handle i am not a boy racer. been around too long for that. also am happy to give tuition to any ladies that would like it or am willing to accept lessoms from those who are willing to give them wink

26 Nov 2005

Quote by bisto kid
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes

Hmm? Professional Cow Milker? dunno

Would that me a milkmaid?

26 Nov 2005

I got interested by the title. "Ladies Wanking". Right, I thought, I'll get a few tips and pointers and then I find It's all about men lying back relaxing. Lazy buggers.
If I start a thread "Men Wanking" will I get the tips and pointers or just a duplicate of the above?
Mollie xx

26 Nov 2005

Quote by maidinheaven
I got interested by the title. "Ladies Wanking". Right, I thought, I'll get a few tips and pointers and then I find It's all about men lying back relaxing. Lazy buggers.
If I start a thread "Men Wanking" will I get the tips and pointers or just a duplicate of the above?
Mollie xx

Practice makes perfect wink

And the thread would have to be "Female Clitoral Stimulation" or FeCS for short.

26 Nov 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Dammies soap just reminded me:
There is of course the point that.....
If you guys washed it a bit more often/thoroughly/after peeing then may be you would get 'head' instead of a wank
PS....
You should be glad they are holding the outside and not trying to cram as many fingers into the hole as they can in the first few seconds of foreplay :shock:

Pololady ..... :rotflmao:
I think I love you worship

Cx

26 Nov 2005

Mrs M knows how to handle a dick i can tell ya !!!! wink

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26 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
Mrs M knows how to handle a dick i can tell ya !!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

My name is Dick

28 Nov 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes

Hmm? Professional Cow Milker? dunno

Would that me a milkmaid?
Milk a cow has a different action, pinch the top and squeeze to the tip.
Wanking is more about rubbing.
Done both, like the wank more but got paid for milking.

28 Nov 2005

Quote by racer3
have you noticed..........it seems no matter how much tuition you give, most ladies never seem to get it quite right. They seem to have problems with grip, speed, tension etc. This is not to say that their efforts are unpleasant but now and again their enthusiasm can lead to some pain. i am sure us blokes are so good because of our unlimited practice facilities and equally sure that the ladies feel that we are not as good as themselves when it comes to pleasuring them by hand. Of course there are exceptions

Well i have never had any problems or complaints, i get good results everytime.
My first thoughts on this were, why wank the man, when you can suck it :twisted:
Practice makes perfect, and what pleasure & fun practicing can be wink

H,red x

28 Nov 2005

Quote by bisto kid
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes

What job was that?
I am wracking my brain to try and think what it could be ...........
veterinary nurse maybe (lifting the animals and gripping then so they don't run away)? dunno

shelf stacking in a greengrocer (lifting the stuff onto the shelves and gripping the melons so they don't roll away)? :dunno:
Na none of those 2 :lol: She worked on a assembly line manufacturing car parts welding, her favorite song was that 1 of the film where the women was a welder in a factory and also a dancer carnt remember the name flashdance i think confused

Think it was flashdance.......they used that clip in the Full Monty for their dance routine where Dave says she got her mix all to cock.....that's a bit like masturbating someone else...........if you've got the mix wrong, trying tweeking it a little at a time. Along with verbal comms between you until you get it frigging right
turning someone else on is the biggest turn on for you